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On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 13:04:52 -0500, Capt. JG wrote
(in article ): "Mundo" wrote in message . net... On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:31:57 -0500, Maxprop wrote (in article . net): Sailer wrote in message ... I hope there's no netkkkops here. Nope. No netkkkops here. No flonkers nor sock puppets either. Knock yourself out. Max This is the perfect place.. I will argue everything even if I am wrong...... -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass The exception proves the rule. I will point out that you and katy are the queen and queen of one liner responses. C'mon John... Step up to the plate with a whole thought. It amazes me that this is the best you can do. I bet this was on all your report cards as a kid "Jonathan could be a great student if only he would apply himself" Sound familiar? -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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"Mundo" wrote in message
. net... On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 13:04:52 -0500, Capt. JG wrote (in article ): "Mundo" wrote in message . net... On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:31:57 -0500, Maxprop wrote (in article . net): Sailer wrote in message ... I hope there's no netkkkops here. Nope. No netkkkops here. No flonkers nor sock puppets either. Knock yourself out. Max This is the perfect place.. I will argue everything even if I am wrong...... -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass The exception proves the rule. I will point out that you and katy are the queen and queen of one liner responses. C'mon John... Step up to the plate with a whole thought. It amazes me that this is the best you can do. I bet this was on all your report cards as a kid "Jonathan could be a great student if only he would apply himself" Sound familiar? -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass Yes. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com |
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On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 13:05:48 -0500, Nemadre wrote
(in article ): Mundo wrote in . net: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:56:41 -0500, Nemadre wrote (in article ): Mundo wrote in . net: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:40:39 -0500, Sailer wrote (in article ): On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 17:23:19 GMT, "Maxprop" wrote: Sailer wrote in message ... On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 16:33:04 GMT, Mundo wrote: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:31:57 -0500, Maxprop wrote (in article . net): Sailer wrote in message ... I hope there's no netkkkops here. Nope. No netkkkops here. No flonkers nor sock puppets either. Knock yourself out. Max This is the perfect place.. I will argue everything even if I am wrong...... You like lizards? Mundo *loves* lizards. We all love lizards. Let's talk about lizards. Max Do you hace some liuzards? Do lizards like boats? I think lizards came here from akrafa on boats with the slaves, What do you think? Mayve.... I thought it was the other way around. That the slaves got here from akrafa on boats with lizarfs You know, I have nothing against people of color, some of our best slaves were black. A slave walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.. The bartender asks : Where did you get that. The parrot says Africa...There are millions of them there! Guy walks into a bar with a crocodile, says "do you serve slaves here"?, The bartender says "why yes we do", the guy says, "Good, give me a beer and give my friend here a slave" A slave goes into a bar with a giraffe, they both get a couple of rounds. When they get up to leave they're*extremely drunk and the giraffe passes out and falls over. The slave opens the door, about to leave by himself, when the bartender stops him suddenly and says, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The slave turns around and slurs, "Don't be silly, that's not a lion, that's a giraffe!" -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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. net: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 13:05:48 -0500, Nemadre wrote (in article ): Mundo wrote in . net: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:56:41 -0500, Nemadre wrote (in article ): Mundo wrote in . net: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:40:39 -0500, Sailer wrote (in article ): On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 17:23:19 GMT, "Maxprop" wrote: Sailer wrote in message ... On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 16:33:04 GMT, Mundo wrote: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:31:57 -0500, Maxprop wrote (in article . net): Sailer wrote in message ... I hope there's no netkkkops here. Nope. No netkkkops here. No flonkers nor sock puppets either. Knock yourself out. Max This is the perfect place.. I will argue everything even if I am wrong...... You like lizards? Mundo *loves* lizards. We all love lizards. Let's talk about lizards. Max Do you hace some liuzards? Do lizards like boats? I think lizards came here from akrafa on boats with the slaves, What do you think? Mayve.... I thought it was the other way around. That the slaves got here from akrafa on boats with lizarfs You know, I have nothing against people of color, some of our best slaves were black. A slave walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.. The bartender asks : Where did you get that. The parrot says Africa...There are millions of them there! Guy walks into a bar with a crocodile, says "do you serve slaves here"?, The bartender says "why yes we do", the guy says, "Good, give me a beer and give my friend here a slave" A slave goes into a bar with a giraffe, they both get a couple of rounds. When they get up to leave they're*extremely drunk and the giraffe passes out and falls over. The slave opens the door, about to leave by himself, when the bartender stops him suddenly and says, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The slave turns around and slurs, "Don't be silly, that's not a lion, that's a giraffe!" LOL 3 ropes walk into a bar, the first rope sits down and the bartender says "we don't serve ropes here" The ropes leaves, the second rope sits down, the bartender says "we don't serve ropes here", the second rope leaves. The third rope having watched all this, goes outside and decides he'll fool the bartender. He ties himself in a knot, shreads his strings and gets all frayed up. He enters the bar and sits down, The bartender says" say! aren't you a rope?" The rope says "Nope! I'm afraid knot" |
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On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 13:22:27 -0500, Nemadre wrote
(in article ): Mundo wrote in . net: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 13:05:48 -0500, Nemadre wrote (in article ): Mundo wrote in . net: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:56:41 -0500, Nemadre wrote (in article ): Mundo wrote in . net: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:40:39 -0500, Sailer wrote (in article ): On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 17:23:19 GMT, "Maxprop" wrote: Sailer wrote in message ... On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 16:33:04 GMT, Mundo wrote: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:31:57 -0500, Maxprop wrote (in article . net): Sailer wrote in message ... I hope there's no netkkkops here. Nope. No netkkkops here. No flonkers nor sock puppets either. Knock yourself out. Max This is the perfect place.. I will argue everything even if I am wrong...... You like lizards? Mundo *loves* lizards. We all love lizards. Let's talk about lizards. Max Do you hace some liuzards? Do lizards like boats? I think lizards came here from akrafa on boats with the slaves, What do you think? Mayve.... I thought it was the other way around. That the slaves got here from akrafa on boats with lizarfs You know, I have nothing against people of color, some of our best slaves were black. A slave walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.. The bartender asks : Where did you get that. The parrot says Africa...There are millions of them there! Guy walks into a bar with a crocodile, says "do you serve slaves here"?, The bartender says "why yes we do", the guy says, "Good, give me a beer and give my friend here a slave" A slave goes into a bar with a giraffe, they both get a couple of rounds. When they get up to leave they're*extremely drunk and the giraffe passes out and falls over. The slave opens the door, about to leave by himself, when the bartender stops him suddenly and says, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The slave turns around and slurs, "Don't be silly, that's not a lion, that's a giraffe!" LOL 3 ropes walk into a bar, the first rope sits down and the bartender says "we don't serve ropes here" The ropes leaves, the second rope sits down, the bartender says "we don't serve ropes here", the second rope leaves. The third rope having watched all this, goes outside and decides he'll fool the bartender. He ties himself in a knot, shreads his strings and gets all frayed up. He enters the bar and sits down, The bartender says" say! aren't you a rope?" The rope says "Nope! I'm afraid knot" A guy walks into a bar and there is a horse behind the bar serving drinks. The guy is just staring at the horse, when the horse says, "What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?" The guy says, "No, I never thought the lizzard would sell the place." -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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![]() Sailer wrote in message ... On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 17:23:19 GMT, "Maxprop" wrote: Sailer wrote in message ... On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 16:33:04 GMT, Mundo wrote: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:31:57 -0500, Maxprop wrote (in article . net): Sailer wrote in message ... I hope there's no netkkkops here. Nope. No netkkkops here. No flonkers nor sock puppets either. Knock yourself out. Max This is the perfect place.. I will argue everything even if I am wrong...... You like lizards? Mundo *loves* lizards. We all love lizards. Let's talk about lizards. Max Do you hace some liuzards? Do lizards like boats? I think lizards came here from akrafa on boats with the slaves, What do you think? The islands in the BVI are rife with 'em. All sorts of scampering little buggers. Food for predatory fowl, I'd presume. Do you eat them, too? Max |
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![]() "Mundo" wrote in message . net... On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 13:22:27 -0500, Nemadre wrote (in article ): Mundo wrote in . net: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 13:05:48 -0500, Nemadre wrote (in article ): Mundo wrote in . net: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:56:41 -0500, Nemadre wrote (in article ): Mundo wrote in . net: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:40:39 -0500, Sailer wrote (in article ): On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 17:23:19 GMT, "Maxprop" wrote: Sailer wrote in message ... On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 16:33:04 GMT, Mundo wrote: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:31:57 -0500, Maxprop wrote (in article . net): Sailer wrote in message ... I hope there's no netkkkops here. Nope. No netkkkops here. No flonkers nor sock puppets either. Knock yourself out. Max This is the perfect place.. I will argue everything even if I am wrong...... You like lizards? Mundo *loves* lizards. We all love lizards. Let's talk about lizards. Max Do you hace some liuzards? Do lizards like boats? I think lizards came here from akrafa on boats with the slaves, What do you think? Mayve.... I thought it was the other way around. That the slaves got here from akrafa on boats with lizarfs You know, I have nothing against people of color, some of our best slaves were black. A slave walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.. The bartender asks : Where did you get that. The parrot says Africa...There are millions of them there! Guy walks into a bar with a crocodile, says "do you serve slaves here"?, The bartender says "why yes we do", the guy says, "Good, give me a beer and give my friend here a slave" A slave goes into a bar with a giraffe, they both get a couple of rounds. When they get up to leave they're extremely drunk and the giraffe passes out and falls over. The slave opens the door, about to leave by himself, when the bartender stops him suddenly and says, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The slave turns around and slurs, "Don't be silly, that's not a lion, that's a giraffe!" LOL 3 ropes walk into a bar, the first rope sits down and the bartender says "we don't serve ropes here" The ropes leaves, the second rope sits down, the bartender says "we don't serve ropes here", the second rope leaves. The third rope having watched all this, goes outside and decides he'll fool the bartender. He ties himself in a knot, shreads his strings and gets all frayed up. He enters the bar and sits down, The bartender says" say! aren't you a rope?" The rope says "Nope! I'm afraid knot" A guy walks into a bar and there is a horse behind the bar serving drinks. The guy is just staring at the horse, when the horse says, "What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?" The guy says, "No, I never thought the lizzard would sell the place." Two women in front of a bar--both have dogs. They decide to go inside for a drink, but one warns the other that dogs aren't allowed in public places that serve food and drink. The first woman says, "Follow my lead." She loops her German shepherd's leash back to the collar and ties it there, dons her sunglasses, and does a credible job of acting sightless. She sits down and is served. The second woman also loops her leash to the collar of her Chihuahua, dons her sunglasses and enters the bar. The barkeep leans over the bar, looks at her dog and say, "Sorry lady, I'm not buyin' it. I can believe a German shepherd, but not a Chihuahua as a seeing-eye dog. To which the lady replies, "WHAT?? THOSE *******S GAVE ME A ****ING CHIHUAHUA??!" Max |
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Maxprop wrote:
Sailer wrote in message ... On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 17:23:19 GMT, "Maxprop" wrote: Sailer wrote in message ... On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 16:33:04 GMT, Mundo wrote: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:31:57 -0500, Maxprop wrote (in article . net): Sailer wrote in message ... I hope there's no netkkkops here. Nope. No netkkkops here. No flonkers nor sock puppets either. Knock yourself out. Max This is the perfect place.. I will argue everything even if I am wrong...... You like lizards? Mundo *loves* lizards. We all love lizards. Let's talk about lizards. Max Do you hace some liuzards? Do lizards like boats? I think lizards came here from akrafa on boats with the slaves, What do you think? The islands in the BVI are rife with 'em. All sorts of scampering little buggers. Food for predatory fowl, I'd presume. Do you eat them, too? Max We have little pine lizards here...they're quite cute in a reptilian sort of way,,,, |
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Lizards make good bait. No pun intended, looks like a few have been caught tho.
Mundo wrote: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:22:25 -0500, Sailer wrote (in article ): On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 17:07:37 GMT, Mundo wrote: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:34:52 -0500, Sailer wrote (in article ): On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 16:31:57 GMT, "Maxprop" wrote: Sailer wrote in message ... I hope there's no netkkkops here. Nope. No netkkkops here. No flonkers nor sock puppets either. Knock yourself out. Max Lets talk about lizards. I found a bright orange lizard in New Hampshire last summer. Someone told me it was salamander. Was it really orange? Wow, Sallies can change colors. I had one once. Kids found a bunch of them while hiking. http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/amphibians/nh_spotted_newt.htm -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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![]() Sailer wrote in message ... On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:39:33 GMT, "Maxprop" wrote: Sailer wrote in message ... On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 17:23:19 GMT, "Maxprop" wrote: Sailer wrote in message ... On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 16:33:04 GMT, Mundo wrote: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:31:57 -0500, Maxprop wrote (in article . net): Sailer wrote in message ... I hope there's no netkkkops here. Nope. No netkkkops here. No flonkers nor sock puppets either. Knock yourself out. Max This is the perfect place.. I will argue everything even if I am wrong...... You like lizards? Mundo *loves* lizards. We all love lizards. Let's talk about lizards. Max Do you hace some liuzards? Do lizards like boats? I think lizards came here from akrafa on boats with the slaves, What do you think? The islands in the BVI are rife with 'em. All sorts of scampering little buggers. Food for predatory fowl, I'd presume. Do you eat them, too? Max Once I had allegator meat, Does that count? Dunno, but I once knew an alligator that could spell. Max |
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