Lamey The Cable Guy wrote:
: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:04:01 -0000, "Steve Leyland"
: wrote:
:
:: Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
::: Steve Leyland wrote:
:::: AOK wrote:
::::: BuZZard wrote:
:::::: "AOK" wrote in message
:::::: ...
::::::: I will **** you if you get me a laptop, new cell phone with
::::::: Bluetooth, new vacuum cleaner, new mixer, chosen from
::::::: consumerreports.org, and if you take care of my kid, my taxes,
::::::: my Medi-caire papers, and deal with my asshole actively
::::::: alcoholic/addict ex husband. Deal? This includes taking care of
::::::: my child while I sing in the choir. Or I should say I will
::::::: marry you if you do all that for me and more, and if you spank
::::::: me. And I do not allow pot smoking in my relationships.
::::::: Therefore, you are ineligible. Give it up. Oh yes and you have
::::::: to teach me how to drive and buy me a car since I gave my truck
::::::: to my ex husband. And you have to pay for my gas. That is what
::::::: it costs to marry me. And you have to take me out gambling,
::::::: because I have never gambled and I need some fun in my life.
::::::: And skiing, surfing, hiking, camping, backpacking, biking,
::::::: canoing, whitewater rafting, horseback riding, tree climbing,
::::::: rock climbing, swimming, tide pooling, to painting and ceramic
::::::: studios. I am completely deprived in my life buZZard. Don't get
::::::: mixed up with me. And I mean deprived, not depraved, deprived.
::::::: That is a fact, not a plea for pity. I don't want pity.
::::::
:::::: Pity.. is the last thing I will give you... your touching
:::::: something in my brain.. that makes my pecker tingle.. and
:::::: everytime that happens.. its a good thing.. you want me.. you
:::::: want me bad.. you want what I can give you.. emotionally,
:::::: supportively, private time, watch the kid time.. all the above..
:::::: and you want me bad..
:::::: Now... place these cock rings close to your zipper mouth.. and
:::::: prepare for a sudden .... jolt.
::::::
::::::
::::: BuZZman, the man that attracts me is not available for marriage to
::::: me. I am not available for marriage to you. Someone wants me to
::::: force a change in the 1500 year tradition of bishopric celibacy. I
::::: am discussing this elsewhere where you can not join. Please leave
::::: me alone. Someone wants me to be a bishop's wife. Do you
::::: understand this? Orthodox bishops are not allowed to have wives.
::::: It was not right for me to joke about marriage to you.
::::: Olympiada
::::
:::: I've never understood that celibacy rule for those who choose
:::: religion as a way of life.
:::: surely if a deity exists, he/she created the urge for and enjoyment
:::: of sex in the human?
::::
:::
::: No deity invented religion, my friend.
::
:: now that's teh truth. people wrote books about deitys then argued
:: about it.
:: and they're killing each-other because their books differ.
:: what a huge shame for humanity.
:: I choose not to believe in any book or deity.
:
:
: How about mooses or beavers? Do you hace them in Ingland?

those are wild animals, right? I think there's a few left, but its like
a 15 minute walk from my home to the nearest tree...
:
:
: Git-R-Done!

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Object will try to move in straight lines but their paths will appear
to be bent by a gravitational field because space-time is curved. -
Albert Einstein
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"I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A
Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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Lamey The Cable Guy wrote:
: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 15:46:28 -0000, "Steve Leyland"
: wrote:
:
:: Lamey The Cable Guy wrote:
::: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:04:01 -0000, "Steve Leyland"
::: wrote:
:::
:::: Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
::::: Steve Leyland wrote:
:::::: AOK wrote:
::::::: BuZZard wrote:
:::::::: "AOK" wrote in message
:::::::: ...
::::::::: I will **** you if you get me a laptop, new cell phone with
::::::::: Bluetooth, new vacuum cleaner, new mixer, chosen from
::::::::: consumerreports.org, and if you take care of my kid, my taxes,
::::::::: my Medi-caire papers, and deal with my asshole actively
::::::::: alcoholic/addict ex husband. Deal? This includes taking care
::::::::: of my child while I sing in the choir. Or I should say I will
::::::::: marry you if you do all that for me and more, and if you spank
::::::::: me. And I do not allow pot smoking in my relationships.
::::::::: Therefore, you are ineligible. Give it up. Oh yes and you have
::::::::: to teach me how to drive and buy me a car since I gave my
::::::::: truck to my ex husband. And you have to pay for my gas. That
::::::::: is what it costs to marry me. And you have to take me out
::::::::: gambling, because I have never gambled and I need some fun in
::::::::: my life. And skiing, surfing, hiking, camping, backpacking,
::::::::: biking, canoing, whitewater rafting, horseback riding, tree
::::::::: climbing, rock climbing, swimming, tide pooling, to painting
::::::::: and ceramic studios. I am completely deprived in my life
::::::::: buZZard. Don't get mixed up with me. And I mean deprived, not
::::::::: depraved, deprived. That is a fact, not a plea for pity. I
::::::::: don't want pity.
::::::::
:::::::: Pity.. is the last thing I will give you... your touching
:::::::: something in my brain.. that makes my pecker tingle.. and
:::::::: everytime that happens.. its a good thing.. you want me.. you
:::::::: want me bad.. you want what I can give you.. emotionally,
:::::::: supportively, private time, watch the kid time.. all the
:::::::: above.. and you want me bad..
:::::::: Now... place these cock rings close to your zipper mouth.. and
:::::::: prepare for a sudden .... jolt.
::::::::
::::::::
::::::: BuZZman, the man that attracts me is not available for marriage
::::::: to me. I am not available for marriage to you. Someone wants me
::::::: to force a change in the 1500 year tradition of bishopric
::::::: celibacy. I am discussing this elsewhere where you can not
::::::: join. Please leave me alone. Someone wants me to be a bishop's
::::::: wife. Do you understand this? Orthodox bishops are not allowed
::::::: to have wives. It was not right for me to joke about marriage
::::::: to you.
::::::: Olympiada
::::::
:::::: I've never understood that celibacy rule for those who choose
:::::: religion as a way of life.
:::::: surely if a deity exists, he/she created the urge for and
:::::: enjoyment of sex in the human?
::::::
:::::
::::: No deity invented religion, my friend.
::::
:::: now that's teh truth. people wrote books about deitys then argued
:::: about it.
:::: and they're killing each-other because their books differ.
:::: what a huge shame for humanity.
:::: I choose not to believe in any book or deity.
:::
:::
::: How about mooses or beavers? Do you hace them in Ingland?
::
:: those are wild animals, right? I think there's a few left, but its
:: like a 15 minute walk from my home to the nearest tree...
:::
:::
::: Git-R-Done!
: They're only wild if ya scare em. I bet you hace some wild ones in
: town huh? At da pubs?

oh yes, teh hoodies. usually hiding a knife or gun.
gimme animals any day!
:
:
: Git-R-Done!

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
================================================== ====================
"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
alt.music.ozzy
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow