Lamey The Cable Guy wrote:
: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 15:46:28 -0000, "Steve Leyland"
: wrote:
:
:: Lamey The Cable Guy wrote:
::: On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:04:01 -0000, "Steve Leyland"
::: wrote:
:::
:::: Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
::::: Steve Leyland wrote:
:::::: AOK wrote:
::::::: BuZZard wrote:
:::::::: "AOK" wrote in message
:::::::: ...
::::::::: I will **** you if you get me a laptop, new cell phone with
::::::::: Bluetooth, new vacuum cleaner, new mixer, chosen from
::::::::: consumerreports.org, and if you take care of my kid, my taxes,
::::::::: my Medi-caire papers, and deal with my asshole actively
::::::::: alcoholic/addict ex husband. Deal? This includes taking care
::::::::: of my child while I sing in the choir. Or I should say I will
::::::::: marry you if you do all that for me and more, and if you spank
::::::::: me. And I do not allow pot smoking in my relationships.
::::::::: Therefore, you are ineligible. Give it up. Oh yes and you have
::::::::: to teach me how to drive and buy me a car since I gave my
::::::::: truck to my ex husband. And you have to pay for my gas. That
::::::::: is what it costs to marry me. And you have to take me out
::::::::: gambling, because I have never gambled and I need some fun in
::::::::: my life. And skiing, surfing, hiking, camping, backpacking,
::::::::: biking, canoing, whitewater rafting, horseback riding, tree
::::::::: climbing, rock climbing, swimming, tide pooling, to painting
::::::::: and ceramic studios. I am completely deprived in my life
::::::::: buZZard. Don't get mixed up with me. And I mean deprived, not
::::::::: depraved, deprived. That is a fact, not a plea for pity. I
::::::::: don't want pity.
::::::::
:::::::: Pity.. is the last thing I will give you... your touching
:::::::: something in my brain.. that makes my pecker tingle.. and
:::::::: everytime that happens.. its a good thing.. you want me.. you
:::::::: want me bad.. you want what I can give you.. emotionally,
:::::::: supportively, private time, watch the kid time.. all the
:::::::: above.. and you want me bad..
:::::::: Now... place these cock rings close to your zipper mouth.. and
:::::::: prepare for a sudden .... jolt.
::::::::
::::::::
::::::: BuZZman, the man that attracts me is not available for marriage
::::::: to me. I am not available for marriage to you. Someone wants me
::::::: to force a change in the 1500 year tradition of bishopric
::::::: celibacy. I am discussing this elsewhere where you can not
::::::: join. Please leave me alone. Someone wants me to be a bishop's
::::::: wife. Do you understand this? Orthodox bishops are not allowed
::::::: to have wives. It was not right for me to joke about marriage
::::::: to you.
::::::: Olympiada
::::::
:::::: I've never understood that celibacy rule for those who choose
:::::: religion as a way of life.
:::::: surely if a deity exists, he/she created the urge for and
:::::: enjoyment of sex in the human?
::::::
:::::
::::: No deity invented religion, my friend.
::::
:::: now that's teh truth. people wrote books about deitys then argued
:::: about it.
:::: and they're killing each-other because their books differ.
:::: what a huge shame for humanity.
:::: I choose not to believe in any book or deity.
:::
:::
::: How about mooses or beavers? Do you hace them in Ingland?
::
:: those are wild animals, right? I think there's a few left, but its
:: like a 15 minute walk from my home to the nearest tree...
:::
:::
::: Git-R-Done!
: They're only wild if ya scare em. I bet you hace some wild ones in
: town huh? At da pubs?
oh yes, teh hoodies. usually hiding a knife or gun.
gimme animals any day!
:
:
: Git-R-Done!
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