There was a sailor from la Plata
Who was widely renowned as a farter.
His deafening reports
At the Argentine sports
Caused many false starts at the regatta.

todd

"Todd" wrote in message
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There was a sailor from la Plata Who was widely renowned as a farter.
His deafening reports At the Argentine sports Caused many false starts
at the regatta.
todd


There was a old bloke from Ard Mhacha.
A really magnificent farter.
On the strength of one bean
He'd fart "God Save the Queen,"
And Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.


I'm Ted Bell

"Todd" wrote in message
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There was a sailor from la Plata Who was widely renowned as a farter.
His deafening reports At the Argentine sports Caused many false starts
at the regatta.
todd

Here's another.....

When I get up to wipe my ass,
I like to pass a little gas;
It shakes the walls
And tickles my balls
And shows I got a lotta class.

Harry Harris


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