"Todd" wrote in message
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There was a sailor from la Plata Who was widely renowned as a farter.
His deafening reports At the Argentine sports Caused many false starts
at the regatta.
todd


There was a old bloke from Ard Mhacha.
A really magnificent farter.
On the strength of one bean
He'd fart "God Save the Queen,"
And Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.


I'm Ted Bell