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Alaskan Crabs * The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. * "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper. * "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted. * The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" * Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." * The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay." * "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" * The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her." * Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good new s, what's the great news?" * The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.² -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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Could you please refrain from posting such truly tasteless crap?
Thanks, Russell |
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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:24:25 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote
(in article ): Could you please refrain from posting such truly tasteless crap? Thanks, Russell If you would like some tasteful crap ... suck my ass! Thanks -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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I'm asking one last time nicely. My wife drown in a kayak a year ago, this
is way too personal. I realize you don't know my affairs but please lay off of the dead wife jokes. I really appreciate your cooperation and thank you. Russell |
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On Feb 19, 11:29 am, Mundo wrote:
On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:24:25 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote (in article ): Could you please refrain from posting such truly tasteless crap? Thanks, Russell If you would like some tasteful crap ... suck my ass! Thanks -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass You might get that prostate massage after all... eh Mundo? Joe |
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Russell Johnson wrote:
I'm asking one last time nicely. My wife drown in a kayak a year ago, this is way too personal. I realize you don't know my affairs but please lay off of the dead wife jokes. I really appreciate your cooperation and thank you. Russell Are you upset because the cops wouldn't share any crabs with you? |
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On Feb 19, 11:38 am, "Joe" wrote:
On Feb 19, 11:29 am, Mundo wrote: On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:24:25 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote (in article ): Could you please refrain from posting such truly tasteless crap? Thanks, Russell If you would like some tasteful crap ... suck my ass! Thanks -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass You might get that prostate massage after all... eh Mundo? Joe Opps...... Never mind, Russell has a valid reason to not like the joke, and to voice his opinion. Hate to hear of your wifes accident Russell, but you should not worry about a tasteless joke not aimed at you. I'm sure if Mundo knew, he would have made it a man and put him on a jetski. Joe |
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"Russell Johnson" posted in
alt.sailing.asa on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:37:35 -0800: I'm asking one last time nicely. My wife drown in a kayak a year ago, this is way too personal. I realize you don't know my affairs but please lay off of the dead wife jokes. I really appreciate your cooperation and thank you. Russell How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink -- K. A. Cannon kcannon at insurgent dot org (change the orgy to org to reply) Obstinate people can be divded into the opinionated, the ignorant, and the boorish. -Aristotle, Nichomachean Ethics, Bk. VII |
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Mundo wrote:
Alaskan Crabs The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper. "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good new s, what's the great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.² GROSSSSSS!!!!!!! |
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Russell Johnson wrote:
Could you please refrain from posting such truly tasteless crap? Thanks, Russell Why? It was sailing related.... |
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Russell Johnson wrote:
I'm asking one last time nicely. My wife drown in a kayak a year ago, this is way too personal. I realize you don't know my affairs but please lay off of the dead wife jokes. I really appreciate your cooperation and thank you. Russell The world does not revolve around you,...if you are that tender and raw still, then refrain from reading it.. |
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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:38:59 -0500, Joe wrote
(in article .com): On Feb 19, 11:29 am, Mundo wrote: On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:24:25 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote (in article ): Could you please refrain from posting such truly tasteless crap? Thanks, Russell If you would like some tasteful crap ... suck my ass! Thanks -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass You might get that prostate massage after all... eh Mundo? Joe If there is a god.. he works in mysterious ways.... -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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Joe wrote:
On Feb 19, 11:38 am, "Joe" wrote: On Feb 19, 11:29 am, Mundo wrote: On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:24:25 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote (in article ): Could you please refrain from posting such truly tasteless crap? Thanks, Russell If you would like some tasteful crap ... suck my ass! Thanks -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass You might get that prostate massage after all... eh Mundo? Joe Opps...... Never mind, Russell has a valid reason to not like the joke, and to voice his opinion. Hate to hear of your wifes accident Russell, but you should not worry about a tasteless joke not aimed at you. I'm sure if Mundo knew, he would have made it a man and put him on a jetski. Joe Mundo? No way...he would have named the woman Mrs. Johnson... |
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"katy" wrote in message ... The world does not revolve around you,...if you are that tender and raw still, then refrain from reading it.. The title was fraudulent, it was intended to trick others into reading that purile crap. I twice asked nicely, explained my situation, now I'm being attacked and ridiculed over the misfortune of my wife. What is wrong with you people? Where is the apology? Any decency? Would you be proud of your children if they behaved that way? The ISP's and the ASA Association will agree with me. Russell |
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"Mundo" wrote in message
. net... Alaskan Crabs The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper. "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good new s, what's the great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.² -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass Nasty, funny, but nasty. Almost dumped my coffee.. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com |
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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:08:47 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote
(in article ): "katy" wrote in message ... The world does not revolve around you,...if you are that tender and raw still, then refrain from reading it.. The title was fraudulent, it was intended to trick others into reading that purile crap. I twice asked nicely, explained my situation, now I'm being attacked and ridiculed over the misfortune of my wife. What is wrong with you people? Where is the apology? Any decency? Would you be proud of your children if they behaved that way? The ISP's and the ASA Association will agree with me. Russell A woman who owns a boat (sailing related)brought a very limp Cocker Spaniel to the veterinarian.* As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the dog's chest.* After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away." The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm sure.* The dog is dead," he replied. "How can you be so sure", she protested.* "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything.* He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room.* He returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.* As the dog's owner looked on in amazement, the Labrador stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the dead Cocker from top to bottom.* He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet petted the Labrador Retriever, took him out of the room, and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat.* The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed the limp Cocker from head to tail and back again. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook his head, meowed softly, jumped down and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, your dog is most definitely, 100% certifiably, dead." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys, and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The dog's owner, still in shock, took the bill.* "$250!" she cried. "$250 just to tell me my dog is dead?!!" (OK, now the punch line) The vet shrugged.* "I'm sorry.* If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20.* But with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it all adds up." -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:01:17 -0500, katy wrote
(in article ): Joe wrote: On Feb 19, 11:38 am, "Joe" wrote: On Feb 19, 11:29 am, Mundo wrote: On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:24:25 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote (in article ): Could you please refrain from posting such truly tasteless crap? Thanks, Russell If you would like some tasteful crap ... suck my ass! Thanks -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass You might get that prostate massage after all... eh Mundo? Joe Opps...... Never mind, Russell has a valid reason to not like the joke, and to voice his opinion. Hate to hear of your wifes accident Russell, but you should not worry about a tasteless joke not aimed at you. I'm sure if Mundo knew, he would have made it a man and put him on a jetski. Joe Mundo? No way...he would have named the woman Mrs. Johnson... This is correct. I am that much of a prick. -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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Don't try and win any favor with me by your silly jokes. I just got off the
phone with my mom, who is a retired attorney, and she informed me that if your jokes, comebacks and snarky comments are intended to cause me pain, grief or suffering of any type this is all actionable. After I get my letters typed up to the ISP's and the ASA Association I'm going to talk with my attorney. You people will pay for your cruelty. Russell |
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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:31:28 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote
(in article ): Don't try and win any favor with me by your silly jokes. I just got off the phone with my mom, who is a retired attorney, and she informed me that if your jokes, comebacks and snarky comments are intended to cause me pain, grief or suffering of any type this is all actionable. After I get my letters typed up to the ISP's and the ASA Association I'm going to talk with my attorney. You people will pay for your cruelty. Russell May I direct you back to my first comment... Eat my ass! -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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Russell Johnson wrote:
"katy" wrote in message ... The world does not revolve around you,...if you are that tender and raw still, then refrain from reading it.. The title was fraudulent, it was intended to trick others into reading that purile crap. I twice asked nicely, explained my situation, now I'm being attacked and ridiculed over the misfortune of my wife. What is wrong with you people? Where is the apology? Any decency? Would you be proud of your children if they behaved that way? The ISP's and the ASA Association will agree with me. Russell Too bad..so sad... |
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Mundo wrote:
On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:08:47 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote (in article ): "katy" wrote in message ... The world does not revolve around you,...if you are that tender and raw still, then refrain from reading it.. The title was fraudulent, it was intended to trick others into reading that purile crap. I twice asked nicely, explained my situation, now I'm being attacked and ridiculed over the misfortune of my wife. What is wrong with you people? Where is the apology? Any decency? Would you be proud of your children if they behaved that way? The ISP's and the ASA Association will agree with me. Russell A woman who owns a boat (sailing related)brought a very limp Cocker Spaniel to the veterinarian. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away." The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm sure. The dog is dead," he replied. "How can you be so sure", she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the dog's owner looked on in amazement, the Labrador stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the dead Cocker from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet petted the Labrador Retriever, took him out of the room, and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed the limp Cocker from head to tail and back again. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook his head, meowed softly, jumped down and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, your dog is most definitely, 100% certifiably, dead." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys, and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The dog's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$250!" she cried. "$250 just to tell me my dog is dead?!!" (OK, now the punch line) The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20. But with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it all adds up." My sister had a cocker spaniel that died. You are so insensitive. How do you know who has ahd a cocker spaniel in that condition or who hasn't? Please, never post a dead cocker spaniel joke here again. |
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Now you are soliciting a criminal sexual act. It's illegal by statute,
crosses state lines and if I'm under 18 you are in really big trouble. Check the headers, I forwarded this to law enforcement. Don't be surprised if the FBI kicks down your door. Russell |
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On Feb 19, 12:31 pm, "Russell Johnson" wrote:
Don't try and win any favor with me by your silly jokes. I just got off the phone with my mom, who is a retired attorney, and she informed me that if your jokes, comebacks and snarky comments are intended to cause me pain, grief or suffering of any type this is all actionable. After I get my letters typed up to the ISP's and the ASA Association I'm going to talk with my attorney. You people will pay for your cruelty. Russell Russell = Sock http://groups.google.com/groups/prof...mCVMIZ& hl=en |
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Russell Johnson wrote:
Don't try and win any favor with me by your silly jokes. I just got off the phone with my mom, who is a retired attorney, and she informed me that if your jokes, comebacks and snarky comments are intended to cause me pain, grief or suffering of any type this is all actionable. After I get my letters typed up to the ISP's and the ASA Association I'm going to talk with my attorney. You people will pay for your cruelty. Russell You have never posted here before. You ahve nebver made yourself known as a sailor or as a reader of this group. There is no credence to your existence. You are as much ether as the internet that carries your post. And, BTW, the ASA has nothing to do with this group and hasn't for a long time. If you were a regular subscriber, you would know that. If you had read the FAQ's you would know that. And you would know that. And if you read this ng regularly you know what we are about. So you're out on all counts. |
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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:50:28 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote
(in article ): Now you are soliciting a criminal sexual act. It's illegal by statute, crosses state lines and if I'm under 18 you are in really big trouble. Check the headers, I forwarded this to law enforcement. Don't be surprised if the FBI kicks down your door. Russell You"ve never heard of butt roast...Troll.. Is this Jimmy the pep boy? -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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On Feb 19, 12:58 pm, Mundo wrote:
On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:50:28 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote (in article ): Now you are soliciting a criminal sexual act. It's illegal by statute, crosses state lines and if I'm under 18 you are in really big trouble. Check the headers, I forwarded this to law enforcement. Don't be surprised if the FBI kicks down your door. Russell You"ve never heard of butt roast...Troll.. Is this Jimmy the pep boy? -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass He wines "exactly" like Jimmy. You should go ahead and send the pizza. Joe |
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On Feb 19, 12:50 pm, "Russell Johnson" wrote:
Now you are soliciting a criminal sexual act. It's illegal by statute, crosses state lines and if I'm under 18 you are in really big trouble. Check the headers, I forwarded this to law enforcement. Don't be surprised if the FBI kicks down your door. Russell Ewwwwwwwww you consider that sex? You are one sick pervert. Please...go wash your mouth out with soap! Joe |
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Let's get this straight. Your mommy is a lawyer and she is going to
protect you from the bullies? Is she going to hold your hand in the courtroom too? Don't tell me what is next, I'm going to guess. You will be showing us a note from your therapist documenting the trauma. So when you hide behind a lawyer you are really behind mommy's skirt. Pathetic. |
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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:09:26 -0500, Joe wrote
(in article .com): On Feb 19, 12:58 pm, Mundo wrote: On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:50:28 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote (in article ): Now you are soliciting a criminal sexual act. It's illegal by statute, crosses state lines and if I'm under 18 you are in really big trouble. Check the headers, I forwarded this to law enforcement. Don't be surprised if the FBI kicks down your door. Russell You"ve never heard of butt roast...Troll.. Is this Jimmy the pep boy? -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass He wines "exactly" like Jimmy. You should go ahead and send the pizza. Joe I noticed he even used a similar phrase "What is wrong with you people?".... No pizza for jimmy. I hear sciarno's is pretty good. Why reward him. Just out of curiosity is there something wrong with "us people". I think maybe this guy is a racist. Maybe we need to inform the NAACP that there might be a racist in our midst. Next he will be calling us articulate.. the *******. -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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On Feb 19, 1:18 pm, Mundo wrote:
On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:09:26 -0500, Joe wrote (in article .com): On Feb 19, 12:58 pm, Mundo wrote: On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:50:28 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote (in article ): Now you are soliciting a criminal sexual act. It's illegal by statute, crosses state lines and if I'm under 18 you are in really big trouble. Check the headers, I forwarded this to law enforcement. Don't be surprised if the FBI kicks down your door. Russell You"ve never heard of butt roast...Troll.. Is this Jimmy the pep boy? -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass He wines "exactly" like Jimmy. You should go ahead and send the pizza. Joe I noticed he even used a similar phrase "What is wrong with you people?".... I noticed that too, just did not recall who used that phrase...you are correct it is Jimmy Boy No pizza for jimmy. I hear sciarno's is pretty good. Why reward him. True, but his boss might like a slice of wisdom pizza. Just out of curiosity is there something wrong with "us people". Must be. I think maybe this guy is a racist. Maybe we need to inform the NAACP that there might be a racist in our midst. Next he will be calling us articulate.. the *******. pep boy counter help understanding the word "articulate"...I don't think so. Joe -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - |
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Question?
Who the hell is Russell Johnson and where did he come from? Does anyone know? Confirmation from a real person, please. http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomJazz |
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-----Refain from reading it--------
Right on Katy!!! Beside; Muno could always renege like other Soc-puppets. http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomJazz |
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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:50:48 -0500, Thom Stewart wrote
(in article ): Question? Who the hell is Russell Johnson and where did he come from? Does anyone know? Confirmation from a real person, please. http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomJazz He does not exist.... he might be Jimmy the pep boy! -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:50:48 -0500, Thom Stewart wrote
(in article ): Question? Who the hell is Russell Johnson and where did he come from? Does anyone know? Confirmation from a real person, please. http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomJazz http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Johnson -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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"Russell Johnson" wrote in message
... "katy" wrote in message ... The world does not revolve around you,...if you are that tender and raw still, then refrain from reading it.. The title was fraudulent, it was intended to trick others into reading that purile crap. I twice asked nicely, explained my situation, now I'm being attacked and ridiculed over the misfortune of my wife. What is wrong with you people? Where is the apology? Any decency? Would you be proud of your children if they behaved that way? The ISP's and the ASA Association will agree with me. Russell Russel, I hate to tell you, but ASA has disavowed the newsgroup. They're not responsible for what takes place. The ISP will ignore you. It's not a violation of their terms of service for sure. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com |
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Thom Stewart wrote:
Question? Who the hell is Russell Johnson and where did he come from? Does anyone know? Confirmation from a real person, please. http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomJazz He's a sockpuppet of that Jum guy who stops in once in a while and whines because we're not nice to him...not JimC with the Mac26X in Texas... |
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Mundo wrote:
On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:50:48 -0500, Thom Stewart wrote (in article ): Question? Who the hell is Russell Johnson and where did he come from? Does anyone know? Confirmation from a real person, please. http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomJazz http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Johnson Well, that explains everything... |
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Capt. JG wrote:
"Russell Johnson" wrote in message ... "katy" wrote in message ... The world does not revolve around you,...if you are that tender and raw still, then refrain from reading it.. The title was fraudulent, it was intended to trick others into reading that purile crap. I twice asked nicely, explained my situation, now I'm being attacked and ridiculed over the misfortune of my wife. What is wrong with you people? Where is the apology? Any decency? Would you be proud of your children if they behaved that way? The ISP's and the ASA Association will agree with me. Russell Russel, I hate to tell you, but ASA has disavowed the newsgroup. They're not responsible for what takes place. The ISP will ignore you. It's not a violation of their terms of service for sure. He knows that...he's gonna burn in the lava lakes for sure now... |
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Where is Soc-Puppet Ellen??
Isn't it strange that she isn't involved? Puppet load may be getting to much to juggle? http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomJazz |
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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 16:07:54 -0500, katy wrote
(in article ): Mundo wrote: On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:50:48 -0500, Thom Stewart wrote (in article ): Question? Who the hell is Russell Johnson and where did he come from? Does anyone know? Confirmation from a real person, please. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Johnson Well, that explains everything... No one ever suspects the professor. He was without a doubt sneaking into Mary Ann's hut. -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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