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Mundo wrote:
On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:08:47 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote
(in article ):


"katy" wrote in message
...


The world does not revolve around you,...if you are that tender and raw
still, then refrain from reading it..


The title was fraudulent, it was intended to trick others into reading that
purile crap. I twice asked nicely, explained my situation, now I'm being
attacked and ridiculed over the misfortune of my wife. What is wrong with
you people? Where is the apology? Any decency? Would you be proud of your
children if they behaved that way? The ISP's and the ASA Association will
agree with me.

Russell




A woman who owns a boat (sailing related)brought a very limp Cocker Spaniel
to the veterinarian. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his
stethoscope and listened to the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet
shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm sure. The dog is dead," he replied.

"How can you be so sure", she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any
testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few
moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the dog's owner looked on
in amazement, the Labrador stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the
examination table and sniffed the dead Cocker from top to bottom. He then
looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet petted the Labrador Retriever, took him out of the room, and returned
a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and
also sniffed the limp Cocker from head to tail and back again. The cat sat
back on its haunches, shook his head, meowed softly, jumped down and strolled
out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, your dog is
most definitely, 100% certifiably, dead."

Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys, and produced a
bill, which he handed to the woman. The dog's owner, still in shock, took the
bill. "$250!" she cried. "$250 just to tell me my dog is dead?!!"

(OK, now the punch line)

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would
have been $20. But with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it all adds up."


My sister had a cocker spaniel that died. You are so insensitive. How
do you know who has ahd a cocker spaniel in that condition or who
hasn't? Please, never post a dead cocker spaniel joke here again.

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Now you are soliciting a criminal sexual act. It's illegal by statute,
crosses state lines and if I'm under 18 you are in really big trouble. Check
the headers, I forwarded this to law enforcement. Don't be surprised if the
FBI kicks down your door.

Russell

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On Feb 19, 12:31 pm, "Russell Johnson" wrote:
Don't try and win any favor with me by your silly jokes. I just got off the
phone with my mom, who is a retired attorney, and she informed me that if
your jokes, comebacks and snarky comments are intended to cause me pain,
grief or suffering of any type this is all actionable. After I get my
letters typed up to the ISP's and the ASA Association I'm going to talk with
my attorney. You people will pay for your cruelty.

Russell

Russell = Sock
http://groups.google.com/groups/prof...mCVMIZ& hl=en

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Russell Johnson wrote:
Don't try and win any favor with me by your silly jokes. I just got off the
phone with my mom, who is a retired attorney, and she informed me that if
your jokes, comebacks and snarky comments are intended to cause me pain,
grief or suffering of any type this is all actionable. After I get my
letters typed up to the ISP's and the ASA Association I'm going to talk with
my attorney. You people will pay for your cruelty.

Russell


You have never posted here before. You ahve nebver made yourself known
as a sailor or as a reader of this group. There is no credence to your
existence. You are as much ether as the internet that carries your post.
And, BTW, the ASA has nothing to do with this group and hasn't for a
long time. If you were a regular subscriber, you would know that. If you
had read the FAQ's you would know that. And you would know that. And if
you read this ng regularly you know what we are about. So you're out on
all counts.

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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:50:28 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote
(in article ):

Now you are soliciting a criminal sexual act. It's illegal by statute,
crosses state lines and if I'm under 18 you are in really big trouble. Check
the headers, I forwarded this to law enforcement. Don't be surprised if the
FBI kicks down your door.

Russell



You"ve never heard of butt roast...Troll.. Is this Jimmy the pep boy?

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

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On Feb 19, 12:58 pm, Mundo wrote:
On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:50:28 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote
(in article ):

Now you are soliciting a criminal sexual act. It's illegal by statute,
crosses state lines and if I'm under 18 you are in really big trouble. Check
the headers, I forwarded this to law enforcement. Don't be surprised if the
FBI kicks down your door.

Russell

You"ve never heard of butt roast...Troll.. Is this Jimmy the pep boy?

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

He wines "exactly" like Jimmy. You should go ahead and send the pizza.

Joe

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On Feb 19, 12:50 pm, "Russell Johnson" wrote:
Now you are soliciting a criminal sexual act. It's illegal by statute,
crosses state lines and if I'm under 18 you are in really big trouble. Check
the headers, I forwarded this to law enforcement. Don't be surprised if the
FBI kicks down your door.

Russell

Ewwwwwwwww you consider that sex?
You are one sick pervert.

Please...go wash your mouth out with soap!

Joe

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Let's get this straight. Your mommy is a lawyer and she is going to
protect you from the bullies? Is she going to hold your hand in the
courtroom too? Don't tell me what is next, I'm going to guess. You will
be showing us a note from your therapist documenting the trauma. So when
you hide behind a lawyer you are really behind mommy's skirt. Pathetic.

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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:09:26 -0500, Joe wrote
(in article .com):

On Feb 19, 12:58 pm, Mundo wrote:
On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:50:28 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote
(in article ):

Now you are soliciting a criminal sexual act. It's illegal by statute,
crosses state lines and if I'm under 18 you are in really big trouble.
Check
the headers, I forwarded this to law enforcement. Don't be surprised if
the
FBI kicks down your door.

Russell

You"ve never heard of butt roast...Troll.. Is this Jimmy the pep boy?

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

He wines "exactly" like Jimmy. You should go ahead and send the pizza.

Joe


I noticed he even used a similar phrase "What is wrong with you people?"....
No pizza for jimmy. I hear sciarno's is pretty good. Why reward him.

Just out of curiosity is there something wrong with "us people". I think
maybe this guy is a racist. Maybe we need to inform the NAACP that there
might be a racist in our midst. Next he will be calling us articulate.. the
*******.

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

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On Feb 19, 1:18 pm, Mundo wrote:
On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:09:26 -0500, Joe wrote
(in article .com):





On Feb 19, 12:58 pm, Mundo wrote:
On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:50:28 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote
(in article ):

Now you are soliciting a criminal sexual act. It's illegal by statute,
crosses state lines and if I'm under 18 you are in really big trouble.
Check
the headers, I forwarded this to law enforcement. Don't be surprised if
the
FBI kicks down your door.

Russell

You"ve never heard of butt roast...Troll.. Is this Jimmy the pep boy?

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

He wines "exactly" like Jimmy. You should go ahead and send the pizza.

Joe

I noticed he even used a similar phrase "What is wrong with you people?"....

I noticed that too, just did not recall who used that phrase...you are
correct it is Jimmy Boy

No pizza for jimmy. I hear sciarno's is pretty good. Why reward him.

True, but his boss might like a slice of wisdom pizza.

Just out of curiosity is there something wrong with "us people".

Must be.

I think
maybe this guy is a racist. Maybe we need to inform the NAACP that there
might be a racist in our midst. Next he will be calling us articulate.. the
*******.

pep boy counter help understanding the word "articulate"...I don't
think so.

Joe

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