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Russell Johnson wrote:
I'm asking one last time nicely. My wife drown in a kayak a year ago, this
is way too personal. I realize you don't know my affairs but please lay off
of the dead wife jokes. I really appreciate your cooperation and thank you.

Russell


The world does not revolve around you,...if you are that tender and raw
still, then refrain from reading it..

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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:38:59 -0500, Joe wrote
(in article .com):

On Feb 19, 11:29 am, Mundo wrote:
On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:24:25 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote
(in article ):

Could you please refrain from posting such truly tasteless crap?

Thanks,

Russell

If you would like some tasteful crap ... suck my ass!

Thanks

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

You might get that prostate massage after all... eh Mundo?

Joe


If there is a god.. he works in mysterious ways....

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Joe wrote:
On Feb 19, 11:38 am, "Joe" wrote:

On Feb 19, 11:29 am, Mundo wrote:


On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:24:25 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote
(in article ):

Could you please refrain from posting such truly tasteless crap?

Thanks,

Russell

If you would like some tasteful crap ... suck my ass!

Thanks

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

You might get that prostate massage after all... eh Mundo?

Joe


Opps...... Never mind, Russell has a valid reason to not like the
joke, and to voice his opinion.

Hate to hear of your wifes accident Russell, but you should not worry
about a tasteless joke not aimed at you.
I'm sure if Mundo knew, he would have made it a man and put him on a
jetski.

Joe




Mundo? No way...he would have named the woman Mrs. Johnson...

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"katy" wrote in message
...

The world does not revolve around you,...if you are that tender and raw
still, then refrain from reading it..


The title was fraudulent, it was intended to trick others into reading that
purile crap. I twice asked nicely, explained my situation, now I'm being
attacked and ridiculed over the misfortune of my wife. What is wrong with
you people? Where is the apology? Any decency? Would you be proud of your
children if they behaved that way? The ISP's and the ASA Association will
agree with me.

Russell

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"Mundo" wrote in message
. net...


Alaskan Crabs

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident,
an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced
Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information
about your wife," said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have
some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.
Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me
the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this
morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked,
"What's the good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12
twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness
crabs clinging to her."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good new
s,
what's the great news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.²

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Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass



Nasty, funny, but nasty. Almost dumped my coffee..


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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:08:47 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote
(in article ):


"katy" wrote in message
...

The world does not revolve around you,...if you are that tender and raw
still, then refrain from reading it..


The title was fraudulent, it was intended to trick others into reading that
purile crap. I twice asked nicely, explained my situation, now I'm being
attacked and ridiculed over the misfortune of my wife. What is wrong with
you people? Where is the apology? Any decency? Would you be proud of your
children if they behaved that way? The ISP's and the ASA Association will
agree with me.

Russell



A woman who owns a boat (sailing related)brought a very limp Cocker Spaniel
to the veterinarian.* As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his
stethoscope and listened to the dog's chest.* After a moment or two, the vet
shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm sure.* The dog is dead," he replied.

"How can you be so sure", she protested.* "I mean, you haven't done any
testing on him or anything.* He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room.* He returned a few
moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.* As the dog's owner looked on
in amazement, the Labrador stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the
examination table and sniffed the dead Cocker from top to bottom.* He then
looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet petted the Labrador Retriever, took him out of the room, and returned
a few moments later with a beautiful cat.* The cat jumped up on the table and
also sniffed the limp Cocker from head to tail and back again. The cat sat
back on its haunches, shook his head, meowed softly, jumped down and strolled
out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, your dog is
most definitely, 100% certifiably, dead."

Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys, and produced a
bill, which he handed to the woman. The dog's owner, still in shock, took the
bill.* "$250!" she cried. "$250 just to tell me my dog is dead?!!"

(OK, now the punch line)

The vet shrugged.* "I'm sorry.* If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would
have been $20.* But with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it all adds up."

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Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:01:17 -0500, katy wrote
(in article ):

Joe wrote:
On Feb 19, 11:38 am, "Joe" wrote:

On Feb 19, 11:29 am, Mundo wrote:


On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:24:25 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote
(in article ):

Could you please refrain from posting such truly tasteless crap?

Thanks,

Russell

If you would like some tasteful crap ... suck my ass!

Thanks

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

You might get that prostate massage after all... eh Mundo?

Joe


Opps...... Never mind, Russell has a valid reason to not like the
joke, and to voice his opinion.

Hate to hear of your wifes accident Russell, but you should not worry
about a tasteless joke not aimed at you.
I'm sure if Mundo knew, he would have made it a man and put him on a
jetski.

Joe




Mundo? No way...he would have named the woman Mrs. Johnson...

This is correct. I am that much of a prick.

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

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Don't try and win any favor with me by your silly jokes. I just got off the
phone with my mom, who is a retired attorney, and she informed me that if
your jokes, comebacks and snarky comments are intended to cause me pain,
grief or suffering of any type this is all actionable. After I get my
letters typed up to the ISP's and the ASA Association I'm going to talk with
my attorney. You people will pay for your cruelty.

Russell

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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:31:28 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote
(in article ):

Don't try and win any favor with me by your silly jokes. I just got off the
phone with my mom, who is a retired attorney, and she informed me that if
your jokes, comebacks and snarky comments are intended to cause me pain,
grief or suffering of any type this is all actionable. After I get my
letters typed up to the ISP's and the ASA Association I'm going to talk with
my attorney. You people will pay for your cruelty.

Russell



May I direct you back to my first comment... Eat my ass!

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Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

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Russell Johnson wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...


The world does not revolve around you,...if you are that tender and raw
still, then refrain from reading it..



The title was fraudulent, it was intended to trick others into reading that
purile crap. I twice asked nicely, explained my situation, now I'm being
attacked and ridiculed over the misfortune of my wife. What is wrong with
you people? Where is the apology? Any decency? Would you be proud of your
children if they behaved that way? The ISP's and the ASA Association will
agree with me.

Russell


Too bad..so sad...