"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ...
Not to worry Max,
I have all my teeth except for two in the front that were knocked out by
a slipped Pipe Wrench.

If I was that inept with power tools I think I'd hire somebody to do the plumbing.


Also got all my own hair, which I cut myself for the last 15 years

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. You must be a low-income individual. I get my hair
cut and styled the local styling salon. Female stylists, of course. I never was
comfortable with men cutting my hair. But, I'm well-off financially so I can
afford to pamper myself. I give myself the best because I'm worth it.

Wilbur Hubbard