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OzOne wrote: On Fri, 8 Dec 2006 22:42:05 -0500, "Scotty" scribbled thusly: Sounds reasonable to me. I feel safer now, knowing that. Scotty Yeah....I can imagine you being scared of foreigners....It's the American way ;-) My dear, no other is as crazy as us. We have snotty, kkkatysnitch, and others that mess up our dedication to our flag. If they are going to be held "in awe" don't you thing that they is some redeeming qualities LP |
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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message ... Jeez, oz. Just give them my phone number while in the usa. I'll suck them off for you. No teeth...... No problem... LP oh |
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CANBERRA, Australia -- Australia has unveiled a new passport
with floating images of kangaroos that appear to hop up and down making it virtually impossible for criminals to fake, the government says. BWaHahahahahahahhaha KANGAROOS! HOPPING KANGAROOS!!!! What kind of two bit , back woods, third world country would do that? SBV OzOne wrote in message ... On Fri, 8 Dec 2006 22:42:05 -0500, "Scotty" scribbled thusly: Sounds reasonable to me. I feel safer now, knowing that. Scotty Yeah....I can imagine you being scared of foreigners....It's the American way ;-) Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. |
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"Lady Pilot" wrote Well, duh. I've had a passport since 1984 and both of my boys had had one for about 3 years...no problem Well, bully for you, Ms. Pilot. That's hardly the point. It's not required now that US citizens show ID to get back into the country. In January it will be on airplanes. In January 2008 it will be for boats and other transportation. They go from no ID at all to passports. Duh! Passports can be forged. Think about it. What American is gonna forge his ID to get back into his own country? Only foreign terrorists. Just like they wand little old grannys in wheelchairs at the airport and let young Arab men through with a smile and a nod, they're checking the wrong people. Well, Ellen, how can you tell a foreigner from a US citizen? you ask. Easy, you ask him his name and social security number and you run it in the big brother computer. Then if your suspicious you ask him some questions about where he lives, etc. Duh. Cheers, Ellen |
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Scotty wrote:
CANBERRA, Australia -- Australia has unveiled a new passport with floating images of kangaroos that appear to hop up and down making it virtually impossible for criminals to fake, the government says. BWaHahahahahahahhaha KANGAROOS! HOPPING KANGAROOS!!!! What kind of two bit , back woods, third world country would do that? SBV OzOne wrote in message ... On Fri, 8 Dec 2006 22:42:05 -0500, "Scotty" scribbled thusly: Sounds reasonable to me. I feel safer now, knowing that. Scotty Yeah....I can imagine you being scared of foreigners....It's the American way ;-) Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. One with holographic technology... |
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OzOne wrote: On Sat, 9 Dec 2006 14:35:55 -0500, "Scotty" scribbled thusly: CANBERRA, Australia -- Australia has unveiled a new passport with floating images of kangaroos that appear to hop up and down making it virtually impossible for criminals to fake, the government says. BWaHahahahahahahhaha KANGAROOS! HOPPING KANGAROOS!!!! What kind of two bit , back woods, third world country would do that? SBV It's a security feature Scooter. Bwahahahaha yeah right..hologram stickers,,,,how hi-tech. I hear the ones you guys are going to need has Big Macs on the first version, KFC on the next and a clown on version 3. You hear wrong. We now have RFID chips. The RFID passport works like a high-tech version of the children's game "Marco Polo." A reader speaks out the equivalent of "Marco" on a designated frequency. The chip then channels that radio energy and echoes back with an answer. But instead of simply saying "Polo," the 64 Kb chip will say the passport holder's name, address, date and place of birth, and send along a digital photograph. While none of the information on the chip is encrypted, the chip does also broadcast a digital signature that verifies the chip itself was created by the government. The passports advanced features will be worthless in backwoods countries like Australia and Canada as they have no RFID tech, a Mickey Mouse hologram in the top left corner will suffice. Joe Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. |
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OzOne wrote: On 10 Dec 2006 06:50:41 -0800, "Joe" scribbled thusly: Bwahahahaha yeah right..hologram stickers,,,,how hi-tech. I hear the ones you guys are going to need has Big Macs on the first version, KFC on the next and a clown on version 3. You hear wrong. We now have RFID chips. The passports advanced features will be worthless in backwoods countries like Australia and Canada as they have no RFID tech, a Mickey Mouse hologram in the top left corner will suffice. Joe Ummm Joe RFID is old hat...it's been in our passports for years now.... And yes, the hologtams are nearly impossible to forge. Have you seen our money? We developed technology for that which is used around the world....you've got green toilet paper..... That's the problem you guys have..you actually believe you lead the world in everything....sorry Joe, It just ain't so! Bwahahah read the link you posted to Passports. The tech used is 3M technology. I guess you think 3M is an Australian company eh mate? Joe Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. |
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OzOne wrote That's the problem you guys have..you actually believe you lead the world in everything....sorry Joe, It just ain't so! We lead the world in presidential stupidity. Bush is proof of that. We lead the world in assholes per capita. Joe's proof of that. We lead the world in obese people. Tom and Katy's proof of that. We lead the world in liars. Capt. Rob's proof of that. We lead the world in rude rednecks. Scotty's proof of that. We lead the world in drunken pilots. Lady Pilot's proof of that. We lead the world in private gun ownership. We lead the world in pornography. We lead the world in numbers of people in the slammer. We lead the world in illegal drug usage. We lead the world in medical errors, mental illness, obesity, heart disease, diabetes, murder, rape, immorality, homosexuality, illegal immigration and automobile accidents. We do it all...... Cheers, Ellen |
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On Sun, 10 Dec 2006 21:54:15 +1100, OzOne wrote:
On Sat, 9 Dec 2006 14:35:55 -0500, "Scotty" scribbled thusly: CANBERRA, Australia -- Australia has unveiled a new passport with floating images of kangaroos that appear to hop up and down making it virtually impossible for criminals to fake, the government says. BWaHahahahahahahhaha KANGAROOS! HOPPING KANGAROOS!!!! What kind of two bit , back woods, third world country would do that? SBV It's a security feature Scooter. I hear the ones you guys are going to need has Big Macs on the first version, KFC on the next and a clown on version 3. No mate, that's not a clown. They call that one "Mr. President"... hmmmm come to think of it maybe you were right in the first place..... This thread (as most do) has gone a bit off the track. Did anyone ever answer you about Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada? If your up for a bit of winter yachty - e'- me, I live here. (BTW I'm an Ozzie as well ) don't delete spam from the e-addy - works as is (;-) regards. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. |
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OzOne wrote: Try to keep up Joe... Again, have you seen our money? Keep Up ? WHAT? you titled your post "those Passports" not our goofey money. Joe http://www.dfat.gov.au/facts/currency.html Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. |
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