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Gilligan November 27th 06 07:44 PM

Which is in your survival kit?
 
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katy November 28th 06 12:25 AM

Which is in your survival kit?
 
Gilligan wrote:
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Gadfry...Spam Lite? And less sodium Spam? That's really sick...

Ellen MacArthur November 28th 06 12:27 AM

Which is in your survival kit?
 

"Gilligan" wrote
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Yuck, none of that grease for me please. Here's a Sarasota survival kit.
http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebo...9/jokeid/41416

Cheers,
Ellen

Scout November 28th 06 09:37 AM

Which is in your survival kit?
 
My work takes me to strange and interesting places, for reasons which I will
not say here.
One of the most unappetizing places I've visited is a hot dog (and other
meat products) facility.
Quite disgusting!
Scout

"Gilligan" wrote in message
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DSK November 28th 06 01:13 PM

Which is in your survival kit?
 
Scout wrote:
My work takes me to strange and interesting places, for reasons which I will
not say here.
One of the most unappetizing places I've visited is a hot dog (and other
meat products) facility.
Quite disgusting!
Scout


"There are two thing one should not witness being made:
sausage and legislation." - Otto von Bismarck



katy November 28th 06 01:54 PM

Which is in your survival kit?
 
Scout wrote:
My work takes me to strange and interesting places, for reasons which I will
not say here.
One of the most unappetizing places I've visited is a hot dog (and other
meat products) facility.
Quite disgusting!
Scout

"Gilligan" wrote in message
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http://www.hormel.com/brands/brandvi...=2&catitemid=3






Hasn't changed that much since Upton Sinclair's last visit, either...

katy November 28th 06 01:55 PM

Which is in your survival kit?
 
DSK wrote:
Scout wrote:

My work takes me to strange and interesting places, for reasons which
I will not say here.
One of the most unappetizing places I've visited is a hot dog (and
other meat products) facility.
Quite disgusting!
Scout


"There are two thing one should not witness being made: sausage and
legislation." - Otto von Bismarck


Yuh...you ever seen scrapple pans set out for ehad cheese? Truly
disgusting..I liked the stuff until I saw it being made...

DSK November 28th 06 01:58 PM

Which is in your survival kit?
 
"There are two thing one should not witness being made: sausage and
legislation." - Otto von Bismarck


katysails wrote:
Yuh...you ever seen scrapple pans set out for ehad cheese? Truly
disgusting..I liked the stuff until I saw it being made...


Needs a different name. "Head Cheese" just doesn't sound
appetizing. How about "Fromage De La Tete"?

I happen to like liverworst, but I do not want to see how
it's made. Unlike sweet potato pie, I'm never going to make
any myself, so I don't need to know!

DSK


katy November 28th 06 02:05 PM

Which is in your survival kit?
 
DSK wrote:
"There are two thing one should not witness being made: sausage and
legislation." - Otto von Bismarck


katysails wrote:

Yuh...you ever seen scrapple pans set out for ehad cheese? Truly
disgusting..I liked the stuff until I saw it being made...



Needs a different name. "Head Cheese" just doesn't sound appetizing. How
about "Fromage De La Tete"?


Ut's aptly named...I walked into the ktichen where the hog's head was
sitting in an ild galvanized tub...whole thing went into the pot,
eyeballs, grains and all...blech....

I happen to like liverworst, but I do not want to see how it's made.
Unlike sweet potato pie, I'm never going to make any myself, so I don't
need to know!


Luver doesn't bother me and I've made pate several times...Mr Sails,
however, has this thing about it...first time I brought some home from
the grocery he pciked up the container, wlked out to the deck, flung it
out nto the yard and yelled "Here kitty kitty.." Was the oly time he
ever fed the cat....

DSK


Ellen MacArthur November 28th 06 03:34 PM

Which is in your survival kit?
 

"katy" wrote
| Yuh...you ever seen scrapple pans set out for ehad cheese?


Is ehad cheese like Edam cheese?

Cheers,
Ellen

DSK November 28th 06 03:39 PM

Which is in your survival kit?
 
katysails wrote
| Yuh...you ever seen scrapple pans set out for ehad cheese?



Ellen MacArthur wrote:
Is ehad cheese like Edam cheese?


No, Ehad cheese is more like Egad cheese, only more obscure
& less old-fashioned.

DSK


Gilligan November 29th 06 12:24 AM

Which is in your survival kit?
 
The Cheese Shop by Monty Python

(a customer walks in the door)

Customer: Good Morning.

Owner: Good morning, Sir. Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium!

Customer: Ah, thank you, my good man.

Owner: What can I do for you, Sir?

Customer: Well, I was, uh, sitting in the public library on Thurmon Street
just now, skimming through Rogue Herrys by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came
over all peckish.

Owner: Peckish, sir?

Customer: Esuriant.

Owner: Eh?

Customer: 'Ee, ah wor 'ungry-loike!

Owner: Ah, hungry!

Customer: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, "a little fermented curd
will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth,
and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some
cheesy comestibles!

Owner: Come again?

Customer: I want to buy some cheese.

Owner: Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bazouki player!

Customer: Oh, heaven forbid: I am one who delights in all manifestations of
the Terpsichorean muse!

Owner: Sorry?

Customer: 'Ooo, Ah lahk a nice tuune, 'yer forced too!

Owner: So he can go on playing, can he?

Customer: Most certainly! Now then, some cheese please, my good man.

Owner: (lustily) Certainly, sir. What would you like?

Customer: Well, eh, how about a little red Leicester.

Owner: I'm, a-fraid we're fresh out of red Leicester, sir.

Customer: Oh, never mind, how are you on Tilsit?

Owner: I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the week, sir, we get it
fresh on Monday.

Customer: Tish tish. No matter. Well, stout yeoman, four ounces of
Caerphilly, if you please.

Owner: Ah! It's beeeen on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this
morning.

Customer: 'T's Not my lucky day, is it? Aah, Bel Paese?

Owner: Sorry, sir.

Customer: Red Windsor?

Owner: Normally, sir, yes. Today the van broke down.

Customer: Ah. Stilton?

Owner: Sorry.

Customer: Ementhal? Gruyere?

Owner: No.

Customer: Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per chance.

Owner: No.

Customer: Lipta?

Owner: No.

Customer: Lancashire?

Owner: No.

Customer: White Stilton?

Owner: No.

Customer: Danish Brew?

Owner: No.

Customer: Double Goucester?

Owner: (pause) No.

Customer: Cheshire?

Owner: No.

Customer: Dorset Bluveny?

Owner: No.

Customer: Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq, Port Salut, Savoy Aire, Saint Paulin,
Carrier de lest, Bres Bleu, Bruson?

Owner: No.

Customer: Camenbert, perhaps?

Owner: Ah! We have Camenbert, yessir.

Customer: (suprised) You do! Excellent.

Owner: Yessir. It's..ah,.....it's a bit runny...

Customer: Oh, I like it runny.

Owner: Well,.. It's very runny, actually, sir.

Customer: No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France! Mmmwah!

Owner: I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.

Customer: I don't care how ****ing runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.

Owner: Oooooooooohhh........! (pause)

Customer: What now?

Owner: The cat's eaten it.

Customer: (pause) Has he.

Owner: She, sir.

Customer: (pause) Gouda?

Owner: No.

Customer: Edam?

Owner: No.

Customer: Case Ness?

Owner: No.

Customer: Smoked Austrian?

Owner: No.

Customer: Japanese Sage Darby?

Owner: No, sir.

Customer: You...do *have* some cheese, don't you?

Owner: (brightly) Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop, sir. We've got--

Customer: No no... don't tell me. I'm keen to guess.

Owner: Fair enough.

Customer: Uuuuuh, Wensleydale.

Owner: Yes?

Customer: Ah, well, I'll have some of that!

Owner: Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mister Wensleydale, that's
my name.

Customer: (pause) Greek Feta?

Owner: Uh, not as such.

Customer: Uuh, Gorgonzola?

Owner: No.

Customer: Parmesan,

Owner: No.

Customer: Mozarella,

Owner: No.

Customer: Paper Cramer,

Owner: No.

Customer: Danish Bimbo,

Owner: No.

Customer: Czech sheep's milk,

Owner: No.

Customer: Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Owner: Not *today*, sir, no.

Customer: (pause) Aah, how about Cheddar?

Owner: Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir.

Customer: Not much ca-- it's the single most popular cheese in the world!

Owner: Not 'round here, sir.

Customer: (slight pause) and what IS the most popular cheese 'round hyah?

Owner: 'Illchester, sir.

Customer: IS it.

Owner: Oh, yes, it's staggeringly popular in this manor, squire.

Customer: Is it.

Owner: It's our number one best seller, sir!

Customer: I see. Uuh...'Illchester, eh?

Owner: Right, sir.

Customer: All right. Okay. 'Have you got any?' he asked, expecting the
answer 'no'.

Owner: I'll have a look, sir........nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno.

Customer: It's not much of a cheese shop, is it?

Owner: Finest in the district!

Customer: (annoyed) Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.

Owner: Well, it's so clean, sir!

Customer: It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese....

Owner: (brightly) You haven't asked me about Limburger, sir.

Customer: Would it be worth it?

Owner: Could be....

Customer: Have you --SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!

Owner: Told you sir....

Customer: (slowly) Have you got any Limburger?

Owner: No.

Customer: Figures.Predictable, really I suppose. It was an act of purest
optimism to have posed the question in the first place. Tell me:

Owner: Yessir?

Customer: (deliberately) Have you in fact got any cheese here at all.

Owner: Yes, sir.

Customer: Really?

(pause)

Owner: No. Not really, sir.

Customer: You haven't.

Owner: Nosir. Not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.

Customer: Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.

Owner: Right-Oh, sir.

(The customer takes out a gun and shoots the owner)

Customer: What a *senseless* waste of human life.




Ellen MacArthur November 29th 06 01:34 AM

Which is in your survival kit?
 
Goodness. I wish you'd cut the cheese!

Cheers,
Ellen


"Gilligan" wrote
The Cheese Shop by Monty Python

(a customer walks in the door)

Customer: Good Morning.

Owner: Good morning, Sir. Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium!

Customer: Ah, thank you, my good man.

Owner: What can I do for you, Sir?

Customer: Well, I was, uh, sitting in the public library on Thurmon Street
just now, skimming through Rogue Herrys by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly
came over all peckish.

Owner: Peckish, sir?

Customer: Esuriant.

Owner: Eh?

Customer: 'Ee, ah wor 'ungry-loike!

Owner: Ah, hungry!

Customer: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, "a little fermented curd
will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth,
and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some
cheesy comestibles!

Owner: Come again?

Customer: I want to buy some cheese.

Owner: Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bazouki player!

Customer: Oh, heaven forbid: I am one who delights in all manifestations
of the Terpsichorean muse!

Owner: Sorry?

Customer: 'Ooo, Ah lahk a nice tuune, 'yer forced too!

Owner: So he can go on playing, can he?

Customer: Most certainly! Now then, some cheese please, my good man.

Owner: (lustily) Certainly, sir. What would you like?

Customer: Well, eh, how about a little red Leicester.

Owner: I'm, a-fraid we're fresh out of red Leicester, sir.

Customer: Oh, never mind, how are you on Tilsit?

Owner: I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the week, sir, we get
it fresh on Monday.

Customer: Tish tish. No matter. Well, stout yeoman, four ounces of
Caerphilly, if you please.

Owner: Ah! It's beeeen on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this
morning.

Customer: 'T's Not my lucky day, is it? Aah, Bel Paese?

Owner: Sorry, sir.

Customer: Red Windsor?

Owner: Normally, sir, yes. Today the van broke down.

Customer: Ah. Stilton?

Owner: Sorry.

Customer: Ementhal? Gruyere?

Owner: No.

Customer: Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per chance.

Owner: No.

Customer: Lipta?

Owner: No.

Customer: Lancashire?

Owner: No.

Customer: White Stilton?

Owner: No.

Customer: Danish Brew?

Owner: No.

Customer: Double Goucester?

Owner: (pause) No.

Customer: Cheshire?

Owner: No.

Customer: Dorset Bluveny?

Owner: No.

Customer: Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq, Port Salut, Savoy Aire, Saint
Paulin, Carrier de lest, Bres Bleu, Bruson?

Owner: No.

Customer: Camenbert, perhaps?

Owner: Ah! We have Camenbert, yessir.

Customer: (suprised) You do! Excellent.

Owner: Yessir. It's..ah,.....it's a bit runny...

Customer: Oh, I like it runny.

Owner: Well,.. It's very runny, actually, sir.

Customer: No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France! Mmmwah!

Owner: I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.

Customer: I don't care how ****ing runny it is. Hand it over with all
speed.

Owner: Oooooooooohhh........! (pause)

Customer: What now?

Owner: The cat's eaten it.

Customer: (pause) Has he.

Owner: She, sir.

Customer: (pause) Gouda?

Owner: No.

Customer: Edam?

Owner: No.

Customer: Case Ness?

Owner: No.

Customer: Smoked Austrian?

Owner: No.

Customer: Japanese Sage Darby?

Owner: No, sir.

Customer: You...do *have* some cheese, don't you?

Owner: (brightly) Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop, sir. We've got--

Customer: No no... don't tell me. I'm keen to guess.

Owner: Fair enough.

Customer: Uuuuuh, Wensleydale.

Owner: Yes?

Customer: Ah, well, I'll have some of that!

Owner: Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mister Wensleydale,
that's my name.

Customer: (pause) Greek Feta?

Owner: Uh, not as such.

Customer: Uuh, Gorgonzola?

Owner: No.

Customer: Parmesan,

Owner: No.

Customer: Mozarella,

Owner: No.

Customer: Paper Cramer,

Owner: No.

Customer: Danish Bimbo,

Owner: No.

Customer: Czech sheep's milk,

Owner: No.

Customer: Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Owner: Not *today*, sir, no.

Customer: (pause) Aah, how about Cheddar?

Owner: Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir.

Customer: Not much ca-- it's the single most popular cheese in the world!

Owner: Not 'round here, sir.

Customer: (slight pause) and what IS the most popular cheese 'round hyah?

Owner: 'Illchester, sir.

Customer: IS it.

Owner: Oh, yes, it's staggeringly popular in this manor, squire.

Customer: Is it.

Owner: It's our number one best seller, sir!

Customer: I see. Uuh...'Illchester, eh?

Owner: Right, sir.

Customer: All right. Okay. 'Have you got any?' he asked, expecting the
answer 'no'.

Owner: I'll have a look, sir........nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno.

Customer: It's not much of a cheese shop, is it?

Owner: Finest in the district!

Customer: (annoyed) Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.

Owner: Well, it's so clean, sir!

Customer: It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese....

Owner: (brightly) You haven't asked me about Limburger, sir.

Customer: Would it be worth it?

Owner: Could be....

Customer: Have you --SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!

Owner: Told you sir....

Customer: (slowly) Have you got any Limburger?

Owner: No.

Customer: Figures.Predictable, really I suppose. It was an act of purest
optimism to have posed the question in the first place. Tell me:

Owner: Yessir?

Customer: (deliberately) Have you in fact got any cheese here at all.

Owner: Yes, sir.

Customer: Really?

(pause)

Owner: No. Not really, sir.

Customer: You haven't.

Owner: Nosir. Not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.

Customer: Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.

Owner: Right-Oh, sir.

(The customer takes out a gun and shoots the owner)

Customer: What a *senseless* waste of human life.






Seahag November 29th 06 01:38 AM

Which is in your survival kit?
 

"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in
message
reenews.net...

"Gilligan" wrote
|
http://www.hormel.com/brands/brandvi...=2&catitemid=3


Yuck, none of that grease for me please. Here's a
Sarasota survival kit.
http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebo...9/jokeid/41416



jeeze, get some real beer for that kit.

Seashag



Seahag November 29th 06 01:47 AM

Which is in your survival kit?
 
tee heee

Seahag

"katy" wrote in message
...
DSK wrote:
"There are two thing one should not witness being made:
sausage and legislation." - Otto von Bismarck


katysails wrote:

Yuh...you ever seen scrapple pans set out for ehad
cheese? Truly disgusting..I liked the stuff until I saw
it being made...



Needs a different name. "Head Cheese" just doesn't sound
appetizing. How about "Fromage De La Tete"?


Ut's aptly named...I walked into the ktichen where the
hog's head was sitting in an ild galvanized tub...whole
thing went into the pot, eyeballs, grains and
all...blech....

I happen to like liverworst, but I do not want to see how
it's made. Unlike sweet potato pie, I'm never going to
make any myself, so I don't need to know!


Luver doesn't bother me and I've made pate several
times...Mr Sails, however, has this thing about it...first
time I brought some home from the grocery he pciked up the
container, wlked out to the deck, flung it out nto the
yard and yelled "Here kitty kitty.." Was the oly time he
ever fed the cat....

DSK




Seahag November 29th 06 01:54 AM

Which is in your survival kit?
 

"Gilligan" wrote in
message . ..
The Cheese Shop by Monty Python

(a customer walks in the door)

Customer: Good Morning.

Owner: Good morning, Sir. Welcome to the National Cheese
Emporium!

Customer: Ah, thank you, my good man.

Owner: What can I do for you, Sir?

Customer: Well, I was, uh, sitting in the public library
on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through Rogue Herrys
by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish.

Owner: Peckish, sir?

Customer: Esuriant.

Owner: Eh?

Customer: 'Ee, ah wor 'ungry-loike!

Owner: Ah, hungry!

Customer: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, "a
little fermented curd will do the trick," so, I curtailed
my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated
your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some
cheesy comestibles!

Owner: Come again?

Customer: I want to buy some cheese.

Owner: Oh, I thought you were complaining about the
bazouki player!

Customer: Oh, heaven forbid: I am one who delights in all
manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse!

Owner: Sorry?

Customer: 'Ooo, Ah lahk a nice tuune, 'yer forced too!

Owner: So he can go on playing, can he?

Customer: Most certainly! Now then, some cheese please, my
good man.

Owner: (lustily) Certainly, sir. What would you like?

Customer: Well, eh, how about a little red Leicester.

Owner: I'm, a-fraid we're fresh out of red Leicester, sir.

Customer: Oh, never mind, how are you on Tilsit?

Owner: I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the
week, sir, we get it fresh on Monday.

Customer: Tish tish. No matter. Well, stout yeoman, four
ounces of Caerphilly, if you please.

Owner: Ah! It's beeeen on order, sir, for two weeks. Was
expecting it this morning.

Customer: 'T's Not my lucky day, is it? Aah, Bel Paese?

Owner: Sorry, sir.

Customer: Red Windsor?

Owner: Normally, sir, yes. Today the van broke down.

Customer: Ah. Stilton?

Owner: Sorry.

Customer: Ementhal? Gruyere?

Owner: No.

Customer: Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per chance.

Owner: No.

Customer: Lipta?

Owner: No.

Customer: Lancashire?

Owner: No.

Customer: White Stilton?

Owner: No.

Customer: Danish Brew?

Owner: No.

Customer: Double Goucester?

Owner: (pause) No.

Customer: Cheshire?

Owner: No.

Customer: Dorset Bluveny?

Owner: No.

Customer: Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq, Port Salut, Savoy
Aire, Saint Paulin, Carrier de lest, Bres Bleu, Bruson?

Owner: No.

Customer: Camenbert, perhaps?

Owner: Ah! We have Camenbert, yessir.

Customer: (suprised) You do! Excellent.

Owner: Yessir. It's..ah,.....it's a bit runny...

Customer: Oh, I like it runny.

Owner: Well,.. It's very runny, actually, sir.

Customer: No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle
France! Mmmwah!

Owner: I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it,
sir.

Customer: I don't care how ****ing runny it is. Hand it
over with all speed.

Owner: Oooooooooohhh........! (pause)

Customer: What now?

Owner: The cat's eaten it.

Customer: (pause) Has he.

Owner: She, sir.

Customer: (pause) Gouda?

Owner: No.

Customer: Edam?

Owner: No.

Customer: Case Ness?

Owner: No.

Customer: Smoked Austrian?

Owner: No.

Customer: Japanese Sage Darby?

Owner: No, sir.

Customer: You...do *have* some cheese, don't you?

Owner: (brightly) Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop, sir.
We've got--

Customer: No no... don't tell me. I'm keen to guess.

Owner: Fair enough.

Customer: Uuuuuh, Wensleydale.

Owner: Yes?

Customer: Ah, well, I'll have some of that!

Owner: Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mister
Wensleydale, that's my name.

Customer: (pause) Greek Feta?

Owner: Uh, not as such.

Customer: Uuh, Gorgonzola?

Owner: No.

Customer: Parmesan,

Owner: No.

Customer: Mozarella,

Owner: No.

Customer: Paper Cramer,

Owner: No.

Customer: Danish Bimbo,

Owner: No.

Customer: Czech sheep's milk,

Owner: No.

Customer: Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Owner: Not *today*, sir, no.

Customer: (pause) Aah, how about Cheddar?

Owner: Well, we don't get much call for it around here,
sir.

Customer: Not much ca-- it's the single most popular
cheese in the world!

Owner: Not 'round here, sir.

Customer: (slight pause) and what IS the most popular
cheese 'round hyah?

Owner: 'Illchester, sir.

Customer: IS it.

Owner: Oh, yes, it's staggeringly popular in this manor,
squire.

Customer: Is it.

Owner: It's our number one best seller, sir!

Customer: I see. Uuh...'Illchester, eh?

Owner: Right, sir.

Customer: All right. Okay. 'Have you got any?' he asked,
expecting the answer 'no'.

Owner: I'll have a look, sir........nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno.

Customer: It's not much of a cheese shop, is it?

Owner: Finest in the district!

Customer: (annoyed) Explain the logic underlying that
conclusion, please.

Owner: Well, it's so clean, sir!

Customer: It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese....

Owner: (brightly) You haven't asked me about Limburger,
sir.

Customer: Would it be worth it?

Owner: Could be....

Customer: Have you --SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!

Owner: Told you sir....

Customer: (slowly) Have you got any Limburger?

Owner: No.

Customer: Figures.Predictable, really I suppose. It was an
act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the
first place. Tell me:

Owner: Yessir?

Customer: (deliberately) Have you in fact got any cheese
here at all.

Owner: Yes, sir.

Customer: Really?

(pause)

Owner: No. Not really, sir.

Customer: You haven't.

Owner: Nosir. Not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your
time, sir.

Customer: Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot
you.

Owner: Right-Oh, sir.

(The customer takes out a gun and shoots the owner)

Customer: What a *senseless* waste of human life.


I'm making a cheese sandwich now...

S



Scotty November 29th 06 02:35 AM

Which is in your survival kit?
 

"Seahag" wrote in message
...

"Gilligan" wrote in
message

. ..
The Cheese Shop by Monty Python


I'm making a cheese sandwich now...



Cheddar?




katy November 29th 06 02:53 AM

Which is in your survival kit?
 
Scotty wrote:
"Seahag" wrote in message
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"Gilligan" wrote in
message


. ..

The Cheese Shop by Monty Python


I'm making a cheese sandwich now...




Cheddar?



You notice there was no mention of squirty cheese in that entire
dialigue? Wanna know why? CIVILIZED people DO NOT consime squirty
cheese....they put it on rat traps...the rats die of eating the cheese....

Seahag November 29th 06 02:53 AM

Which is in your survival kit?
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"Seahag" wrote in message
...

"Gilligan" wrote in
message

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The Cheese Shop by Monty Python


I'm making a cheese sandwich now...



Cheddar?


Grilled swiss.



Scout November 29th 06 08:40 AM

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"katy" wrote in message
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Scout wrote:
My work takes me to strange and interesting places, for reasons which I
will not say here.
One of the most unappetizing places I've visited is a hot dog (and other
meat products) facility.
Quite disgusting!
Scout

"Gilligan" wrote in message
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http://www.hormel.com/brands/brandvi...=2&catitemid=3






Hasn't changed that much since Upton Sinclair's last visit, either...


yup, just a bit less saw dust.
Scout



Scotty November 29th 06 12:01 PM

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"katy" wrote in message
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The Cheese Shop by Monty Python

I'm making a cheese sandwich now...




Cheddar?



You notice there was no mention of squirty cheese in that

entire
dialigue? Wanna know why?



because it took place in Britian?


CIVILIZED people DO NOT consime squirty
cheese....they put it on rat traps...the rats die of

eating the cheese....

i put a can in a mouse trap once, they never touched it.

Scotty




Scotty November 29th 06 12:02 PM

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"Seahag" wrote in message
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The Cheese Shop by Monty Python

I'm making a cheese sandwich now...



Cheddar?


Grilled swiss.



Mmmm, my favorite. Lisa hates it, she even gags at the
smell.

Scotty



Seahag November 30th 06 04:53 AM

Which is in your survival kit?
 

"Scotty" wrote:

"Seahag" wrote:
The Cheese Shop by Monty Python

I'm making a cheese sandwich now...


Cheddar?


Grilled swiss.



Mmmm, my favorite. Lisa hates it, she even gags at the
smell.


I'm always surprised when I discover people don't like
swiss. It seems so basic. Bill isn't partial to it, but
tolerates it on a sandwich with ham or salami. He prefers
muenster, which I find boring.

I'm so tired...had a racoon hunt tonight with animal control
after Scups met a new friend...



Scout November 30th 06 11:36 AM

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"Seahag" wrote in message
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"Scotty" wrote:

"Seahag" wrote:
The Cheese Shop by Monty Python

I'm making a cheese sandwich now...


Cheddar?

Grilled swiss.



Mmmm, my favorite. Lisa hates it, she even gags at the
smell.


I'm always surprised when I discover people don't like swiss. It seems so
basic. Bill isn't partial to it, but tolerates it on a sandwich with ham
or salami. He prefers muenster, which I find boring.

I'm so tired...had a racoon hunt tonight with animal control after Scups
met a new friend...


I love Swiss but not melted. It is too stringy and makes me gag.
But Swiss and turkey with onion and mayo on a fresh Wawa roll is a favorite
sandwich.
I just need the cheese to be in a solid form.
Scout



Maxprop December 1st 06 05:53 AM

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"Seahag" wrote in message
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I'm always surprised when I discover people don't like swiss. It seems so
basic.


Swiss comes in so many varieties and flavors. I've know folks who claimed
to hate Swiss cheese, only to devour half my wedge of Jarlsberg. Guess they
must have started on Lorraine Swiss, which can be a little bitter.

Max



Maxprop December 1st 06 05:54 AM

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"Scout" wrote in message

I love Swiss but not melted. It is too stringy and makes me gag.


Not fond of fondue, then?

Max



Scout December 1st 06 07:34 AM

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"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"Scout" wrote in message

I love Swiss but not melted. It is too stringy and makes me gag.


Not fond of fondue, then?


at least not the Swiss variety. Chocolate works!



Seahag December 1st 06 04:34 PM

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"Maxprop" wrote:

"Seahag" wrote:

I'm always surprised when I discover people don't like
swiss. It seems so basic.


Swiss comes in so many varieties and flavors. I've know
folks who claimed to hate Swiss cheese, only to devour
half my wedge of Jarlsberg. Guess they must have started
on Lorraine Swiss, which can be a little bitter.


I luv Jarlsberg! I make grilled cheese under the broiler so
the cheese gets toasted brown spots...

Seahag



katy December 1st 06 04:46 PM

Which is in your survival kit?
 
Seahag wrote:
"Maxprop" wrote:

"Seahag" wrote:


I'm always surprised when I discover people don't like
swiss. It seems so basic.


Swiss comes in so many varieties and flavors. I've know
folks who claimed to hate Swiss cheese, only to devour
half my wedge of Jarlsberg. Guess they must have started
on Lorraine Swiss, which can be a little bitter.



I luv Jarlsberg! I make grilled cheese under the broiler so
the cheese gets toasted brown spots...

Seahag


stinky cheese is the best cheese...I like all the varieties of
Swiss...my alltime favorite cheeses, though, are the Stiltons...having a
difficult time finding a store down here that carries them...up north
the regular grocers have Stiltons in their cases, but not down here...

Edgar December 1st 06 06:11 PM

Which is in your survival kit?
 
Jarlsberg is a Norwegian cheese originally, but probably copied elsewhere
now.

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"Seahag" wrote in message
...

I'm always surprised when I discover people don't like swiss. It seems

so
basic.


Swiss comes in so many varieties and flavors. I've know folks who claimed
to hate Swiss cheese, only to devour half my wedge of Jarlsberg. Guess

they
must have started on Lorraine Swiss, which can be a little bitter.

Max





Walt December 1st 06 08:18 PM

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katy wrote:
Seahag wrote:
"Maxprop" wrote:


Swiss comes in so many varieties and flavors. I've know folks who
claimed to hate Swiss cheese, only to devour half my wedge of
Jarlsberg. Guess they must have started on Lorraine Swiss, which can
be a little bitter.


I luv Jarlsberg! I make grilled cheese under the broiler so the
cheese gets toasted brown spots...

stinky cheese is the best cheese...I like all the varieties of
Swiss...my alltime favorite cheeses, though, are the Stiltons.


Stilton is the king of cheese. There are many fine cheeses, but none so
noble as Stilton. It's England's contribution to world cusine.

Did you know that Stilton is actually a cheddar? Blue cheddar, but
cheddar nonetheless.

..having a
difficult time finding a store down here that carries them...up north
the regular grocers have Stiltons in their cases, but not down here...


One of the many benefits of living in the civilived world, Katy.
There's probably no goat cheese or sheeps cheese either.

Ah, cheese - one of my three favorite things.

See http://hometown.aol.com/berrymanp/alyrics/14chee.html

//Walt



Seahag December 1st 06 08:19 PM

Which is in your survival kit?
 

"katy" wrote:
Seahag wrote:
"Maxprop" wrote:

"Seahag" wrote:


I'm always surprised when I discover people don't like
swiss. It seems so basic.

Swiss comes in so many varieties and flavors. I've know
folks who claimed to hate Swiss cheese, only to devour
half my wedge of Jarlsberg. Guess they must have started
on Lorraine Swiss, which can be a little bitter.



I luv Jarlsberg! I make grilled cheese under the broiler
so the cheese gets toasted brown spots...

Seahag


stinky cheese is the best cheese...I like all the
varieties of Swiss...my alltime favorite cheeses, though,
are the Stiltons...having a difficult time finding a store
down here that carries them...up north the regular grocers
have Stiltons in their cases, but not down here...


I'll send you a chunk of Shropshire Blue next time I got to
Whole Foods. Yum!

Seahag



Maxprop December 1st 06 10:31 PM

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"Seahag" wrote in message
...

"Maxprop" wrote:

"Seahag" wrote:

I'm always surprised when I discover people don't like swiss. It seems
so basic.


Swiss comes in so many varieties and flavors. I've know folks who
claimed to hate Swiss cheese, only to devour half my wedge of Jarlsberg.
Guess they must have started on Lorraine Swiss, which can be a little
bitter.


I luv Jarlsberg! I make grilled cheese under the broiler so the cheese
gets toasted brown spots...


I prefer Swiss-made ementaller, but I can't really tell you why. Jarlsberg
is just a Norwegian version of ementaller, but far more popular, probably
because of better marketing.

Max



Maxprop December 1st 06 10:32 PM

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"katy" wrote in message
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Seahag wrote:
"Maxprop" wrote:

"Seahag" wrote:


I'm always surprised when I discover people don't like swiss. It seems
so basic.

Swiss comes in so many varieties and flavors. I've know folks who
claimed to hate Swiss cheese, only to devour half my wedge of Jarlsberg.
Guess they must have started on Lorraine Swiss, which can be a little
bitter.



I luv Jarlsberg! I make grilled cheese under the broiler so the cheese
gets toasted brown spots...

Seahag


stinky cheese is the best cheese...I like all the varieties of Swiss...my
alltime favorite cheeses, though, are the Stiltons...having a difficult
time finding a store down here that carries them...up north the regular
grocers have Stiltons in their cases, but not down here...


It's winter now, so I can send you a 'care package,' if you want.

Max



Maxprop December 1st 06 10:36 PM

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"Walt" wrote in message
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katy wrote:
Seahag wrote:
"Maxprop" wrote:


Swiss comes in so many varieties and flavors. I've know folks who
claimed to hate Swiss cheese, only to devour half my wedge of
Jarlsberg. Guess they must have started on Lorraine Swiss, which can
be a little bitter.

I luv Jarlsberg! I make grilled cheese under the broiler so the cheese
gets toasted brown spots...

stinky cheese is the best cheese...I like all the varieties of Swiss...my
alltime favorite cheeses, though, are the Stiltons.


Stilton is the king of cheese. There are many fine cheeses, but none so
noble as Stilton. It's England's contribution to world cusine.

Did you know that Stilton is actually a cheddar? Blue cheddar, but
cheddar nonetheless.


The original Stilton was a mistake of a serendipitous nature. Someone
forgot to turn the cheddar wheels, so I read.


..having a
difficult time finding a store down here that carries them...up north
the regular grocers have Stiltons in their cases, but not down here...


One of the many benefits of living in the civilived world, Katy. There's
probably no goat cheese or sheeps cheese either.

Ah, cheese - one of my three favorite things.

See http://hometown.aol.com/berrymanp/alyrics/14chee.html


Two of our local supermarkets carry such a wide variety of cheeses,
including some I've never encountered before, that I'd probably die of
coronary artery disease before sampling all of them.

We also noticed a paucity of some of the more esoteric grocery items while
visiting NC. But since New Yorkers are moving there en masse, it won't be
long before that situation is remedied.

Max



Maxprop December 1st 06 10:37 PM

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"Seahag" wrote in message
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"katy" wrote:
Seahag wrote:
"Maxprop" wrote:

"Seahag" wrote:


I'm always surprised when I discover people don't like swiss. It seems
so basic.

Swiss comes in so many varieties and flavors. I've know folks who
claimed to hate Swiss cheese, only to devour half my wedge of Jarlsberg.
Guess they must have started on Lorraine Swiss, which can be a little
bitter.



I luv Jarlsberg! I make grilled cheese under the broiler so the cheese
gets toasted brown spots...

Seahag


stinky cheese is the best cheese...I like all the varieties of Swiss...my
alltime favorite cheeses, though, are the Stiltons...having a difficult
time finding a store down here that carries them...up north the regular
grocers have Stiltons in their cases, but not down here...


I'll send you a chunk of Shropshire Blue next time I got to Whole Foods.
Yum!


Sounds delightful. Stilton makes a great additive cheese in Welsh rarebit.

Max



Maxprop December 1st 06 10:42 PM

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"Edgar" wrote in message
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Jarlsberg is a Norwegian cheese originally, but probably copied elsewhere
now.


Jarlsberg is a Norwegian approximation of the popular Swiss emmentaller,
which was around for a century or more before the Norse started making it.
However Jarlsberg is the number one import cheese in the USA today.

Max



katy December 2nd 06 12:20 AM

Which is in your survival kit?
 
Walt wrote:
katy wrote:

Seahag wrote:

"Maxprop" wrote:



Swiss comes in so many varieties and flavors. I've know folks who
claimed to hate Swiss cheese, only to devour half my wedge of
Jarlsberg. Guess they must have started on Lorraine Swiss, which
can be a little bitter.


I luv Jarlsberg! I make grilled cheese under the broiler so the
cheese gets toasted brown spots...

stinky cheese is the best cheese...I like all the varieties of
Swiss...my alltime favorite cheeses, though, are the Stiltons.



Stilton is the king of cheese. There are many fine cheeses, but none so
noble as Stilton. It's England's contribution to world cusine.

Did you know that Stilton is actually a cheddar? Blue cheddar, but
cheddar nonetheless.

..having a
difficult time finding a store down here that carries them...up north
the regular grocers have Stiltons in their cases, but not down here...


One of the many benefits of living in the civilived world, Katy. There's
probably no goat cheese or sheeps cheese either.

Ah, cheese - one of my three favorite things.

See http://hometown.aol.com/berrymanp/alyrics/14chee.html

//Walt


Walt,
Don't you live near me somewhere? I thought you were just south of the
Potomac on the coast...tell me where you get yours. Food Lion doesn't
carry it, or WallyWorld (heh...like they would carry anything like
that?) or Farm Fresh..I haven't tried Harris Teeters yet...

katy December 2nd 06 12:21 AM

Which is in your survival kit?
 
Seahag wrote:
"katy" wrote:

Seahag wrote:

"Maxprop" wrote:


"Seahag" wrote:



I'm always surprised when I discover people don't like
swiss. It seems so basic.

Swiss comes in so many varieties and flavors. I've know
folks who claimed to hate Swiss cheese, only to devour
half my wedge of Jarlsberg. Guess they must have started
on Lorraine Swiss, which can be a little bitter.



I luv Jarlsberg! I make grilled cheese under the broiler
so the cheese gets toasted brown spots...

Seahag



stinky cheese is the best cheese...I like all the
varieties of Swiss...my alltime favorite cheeses, though,
are the Stiltons...having a difficult time finding a store
down here that carries them...up north the regular grocers
have Stiltons in their cases, but not down here...



I'll send you a chunk of Shropshire Blue next time I got to
Whole Foods. Yum!

Seahag


BTW,,,Heather's sending me 10 pkgs of the cranberry jello...

katy December 2nd 06 12:22 AM

Which is in your survival kit?
 
Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...

Seahag wrote:

"Maxprop" wrote:


"Seahag" wrote:



I'm always surprised when I discover people don't like swiss. It seems
so basic.

Swiss comes in so many varieties and flavors. I've know folks who
claimed to hate Swiss cheese, only to devour half my wedge of Jarlsberg.
Guess they must have started on Lorraine Swiss, which can be a little
bitter.



I luv Jarlsberg! I make grilled cheese under the broiler so the cheese
gets toasted brown spots...

Seahag



stinky cheese is the best cheese...I like all the varieties of Swiss...my
alltime favorite cheeses, though, are the Stiltons...having a difficult
time finding a store down here that carries them...up north the regular
grocers have Stiltons in their cases, but not down here...



It's winter now, so I can send you a 'care package,' if you want.

Max


Can you get the Stilton with dried cranberries in it?


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