Seasons Greetings
 

From the good Capt. Neal.

Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well.

To end a few rumors he's laughing at sea about:

Capt. Neal is not in Kansas and has not bought a Airstream camper as
some suggested.

Capt Neal did not sell his fine highly modified ocean cruiser as Ole
Thom claimed, and he is not in prison as katy wished, but is sailing
the seven seas. Claiming only King Neptune will be able to pry his
boats tiller from his cold dead fingers.

Capt. Neal did not marry LP.

Capt. Neal is not Ellen , says she has a hot body.... but much of a
baby face. The girls is a fraud as no boat was ever made called a
Tangerine, beside he would never use that "media whores" dykes name for
anything.

Capt. Neal sent me this picture of Cut the Mustard now exploring the
Dry Tortugas.

He is scheduled to guide Jaque's son's boat around the reefs in the
area this Christmas.

http://static.flickr.com/81/216969646_d767a8b732_m.jpg

The good Capt now has an all female crew he picked up in Belize, two
19yo twin native girls as seen in the picture above from far away...
and the good Captain included this picture of one of the twins close
up, says she's a model part time and he took the picture of her in
turtle cove.

http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_im...lay/179266.jpg

It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such a well
founded boat with such fine crew huh?

Joe

Seasons Greetings
 

If you remove all the "nots" you'll be close to the truth.

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"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
From the good Capt. Neal.

Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well.

To end a few rumors he's laughing at sea about:

Capt. Neal is not in Kansas and has not bought a Airstream camper as
some suggested.

Capt Neal did not sell his fine highly modified ocean cruiser as Ole
Thom claimed, and he is not in prison as katy wished, but is sailing
the seven seas. Claiming only King Neptune will be able to pry his
boats tiller from his cold dead fingers.

Capt. Neal did not marry LP.

Capt. Neal is not Ellen , says she has a hot body.... but much of a
baby face. The girls is a fraud as no boat was ever made called a
Tangerine, beside he would never use that "media whores" dykes name for
anything.

Capt. Neal sent me this picture of Cut the Mustard now exploring the
Dry Tortugas.

He is scheduled to guide Jaque's son's boat around the reefs in the
area this Christmas.

http://static.flickr.com/81/216969646_d767a8b732_m.jpg

The good Capt now has an all female crew he picked up in Belize, two
19yo twin native girls as seen in the picture above from far away...
and the good Captain included this picture of one of the twins close
up, says she's a model part time and he took the picture of her in
turtle cove.

http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_im...lay/179266.jpg

It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such a well
founded boat with such fine crew huh?

Joe

Seasons Greetings
 

Joe wrote:
From the good Capt. Neal.

Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well.

Fiction is not only defined by characterization but by plot....there is
no plot to this fictitious account...

Seasons Greetings
 

katy wrote:
Joe wrote:
From the good Capt. Neal.

Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well.

Fiction is not only defined by characterization but by plot....there is
no plot to this fictitious account...

Hey... I'm just the messenger...

Joe

Seasons Greetings
 

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
From the good Capt. Neal.

Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well.

To end a few rumors he's laughing at sea about:

Capt. Neal is not in Kansas and has not bought a Airstream camper as
some suggested.

Capt Neal did not sell his fine highly modified ocean cruiser as Ole
Thom claimed, and he is not in prison as katy wished, but is sailing
the seven seas. Claiming only King Neptune will be able to pry his
boats tiller from his cold dead fingers.

Capt. Neal did not marry LP.

Capt. Neal is not Ellen , says she has a hot body.... but much of a
baby face. The girls is a fraud as no boat was ever made called a
Tangerine, beside he would never use that "media whores" dykes name for
anything.

Capt. Neal sent me this picture of Cut the Mustard now exploring the
Dry Tortugas.

He is scheduled to guide Jaque's son's boat around the reefs in the
area this Christmas.

http://static.flickr.com/81/216969646_d767a8b732_m.jpg

The good Capt now has an all female crew he picked up in Belize, two
19yo twin native girls as seen in the picture above from far away...
and the good Captain included this picture of one of the twins close
up, says she's a model part time and he took the picture of her in
turtle cove.

http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_im...lay/179266.jpg

It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such a well
founded boat with such fine crew huh?

Joe


One cannot help but notice the proper display of dayshapes as well as the
flying of the Ensign - all the signs of a true Master Mariner.

Seasons Greetings
 

On 27 Nov 2006 09:29:39 -0800, "Joe" wrote:



It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such a well
founded boat with such fine crew huh?

Joe


Without a doubt. It is good that the fine Captain has achieved such
an ideal life, only dreamed about by others!

Frank

Seasons Greetings
 

Gilligan wrote:
"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
From the good Capt. Neal.

Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well.

To end a few rumors he's laughing at sea about:

Capt. Neal is not in Kansas and has not bought a Airstream camper as
some suggested.

Capt Neal did not sell his fine highly modified ocean cruiser as Ole
Thom claimed, and he is not in prison as katy wished, but is sailing
the seven seas. Claiming only King Neptune will be able to pry his
boats tiller from his cold dead fingers.

Capt. Neal did not marry LP.

Capt. Neal is not Ellen , says she has a hot body.... but much of a
baby face. The girls is a fraud as no boat was ever made called a
Tangerine, beside he would never use that "media whores" dykes name for
anything.

Capt. Neal sent me this picture of Cut the Mustard now exploring the
Dry Tortugas.

He is scheduled to guide Jaque's son's boat around the reefs in the
area this Christmas.

http://static.flickr.com/81/216969646_d767a8b732_m.jpg

The good Capt now has an all female crew he picked up in Belize, two
19yo twin native girls as seen in the picture above from far away...
and the good Captain included this picture of one of the twins close
up, says she's a model part time and he took the picture of her in
turtle cove.

http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_im...lay/179266.jpg

It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such a well
founded boat with such fine crew huh?

Joe


One cannot help but notice the proper display of dayshapes as well as the
flying of the Ensign - all the signs of a true Master Mariner.

Indeed.

Joe

Seasons Greetings
 

"Joe" wrote

One cannot help but notice the proper display of dayshapes as well as the
flying of the Ensign - all the signs of a true Master Mariner.

Indeed.

That Capt. Neal does everything right. I was looking at his pretty
boat on his website. I noticed how
he even has an anchor ball displayed. I can't think of anybody else whose
such a stickler for details
and the letter of the law. I guess he wrote the book on the Colregs. I found
what I'm talking about
he http://captneal.homestead.com/Sheshines.html swoon

Cheers,
Ellen

Seasons Greetings
 

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
From the good Capt. Neal.

Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well.

To end a few rumors he's laughing at sea about:

Capt. Neal is not in Kansas and has not bought a Airstream camper as
some suggested.

Capt Neal did not sell his fine highly modified ocean cruiser as Ole
Thom claimed, and he is not in prison as katy wished, but is sailing
the seven seas. Claiming only King Neptune will be able to pry his
boats tiller from his cold dead fingers.

Capt. Neal did not marry LP.

Capt. Neal is not Ellen , says she has a hot body.... but much of a
baby face. The girls is a fraud as no boat was ever made called a
Tangerine, beside he would never use that "media whores" dykes name for
anything.

Capt. Neal sent me this picture of Cut the Mustard now exploring the
Dry Tortugas.

He is scheduled to guide Jaque's son's boat around the reefs in the
area this Christmas.

http://static.flickr.com/81/216969646_d767a8b732_m.jpg

The good Capt now has an all female crew he picked up in Belize, two
19yo twin native girls as seen in the picture above from far away...
and the good Captain included this picture of one of the twins close
up, says she's a model part time and he took the picture of her in
turtle cove.

http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_im...lay/179266.jpg

It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such a well
founded boat with such fine crew huh?

Joe


Why is that yellow boat riding so high on the bow? Is it full of fat women?

It looks more like it's on the hook at the peak of tidal flow in a narrow
channel.

Who ever is sailing that boat ain't no Korean War veteran, let me tell you
that!

Lloyd Bonifide

Seasons Greetings
 

"Lloyd Bonifide" wrote in message
. ..

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
From the good Capt. Neal.

Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well.

To end a few rumors he's laughing at sea about:

Capt. Neal is not in Kansas and has not bought a Airstream camper as
some suggested.

Capt Neal did not sell his fine highly modified ocean cruiser as Ole
Thom claimed, and he is not in prison as katy wished, but is sailing
the seven seas. Claiming only King Neptune will be able to pry his
boats tiller from his cold dead fingers.

Capt. Neal did not marry LP.

Capt. Neal is not Ellen , says she has a hot body.... but much of a
baby face. The girls is a fraud as no boat was ever made called a
Tangerine, beside he would never use that "media whores" dykes name for
anything.

Capt. Neal sent me this picture of Cut the Mustard now exploring the
Dry Tortugas.

He is scheduled to guide Jaque's son's boat around the reefs in the
area this Christmas.

http://static.flickr.com/81/216969646_d767a8b732_m.jpg

The good Capt now has an all female crew he picked up in Belize, two
19yo twin native girls as seen in the picture above from far away...
and the good Captain included this picture of one of the twins close
up, says she's a model part time and he took the picture of her in
turtle cove.

http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_im...lay/179266.jpg

It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such a well
founded boat with such fine crew huh?

Joe


Why is that yellow boat riding so high on the bow? Is it full of fat
women?

Oh yeah! What do you know about it LLoyd? Is it because there's always a
load of
fat women in your Winnebago?


It looks more like it's on the hook at the peak of tidal flow in a narrow
channel.

You'd know about hooks. Like you were probably hooked on opium over there in
Inchon. We got cadets here in the academy who would volunteer to kiss the
gunners
daughter before they'd brag about a little police action in Korea. If you
Korean War
vets are so great hows about Kim Jong Ill over there. What good did you do?


Who ever is sailing that boat ain't no Korean War veteran, let me tell you
that!

Now that's just ducky, Lloyd. I'll have you know Capt. Neal is a Viet Nam
veteran. I know
for a fact he was ready to eat his own guts just to get over to shoot up
them gooks. He'd
eat a dozen Korean War vets for breakfast, he would. He'd have Osama bin
Ladens head
on the end of his bayonet lickety split if he was still in the Marines
today. Semper Fi!

R.C.



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