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From the good Capt. Neal.
Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well. To end a few rumors he's laughing at sea about: Capt. Neal is not in Kansas and has not bought a Airstream camper as some suggested. Capt Neal did not sell his fine highly modified ocean cruiser as Ole Thom claimed, and he is not in prison as katy wished, but is sailing the seven seas. Claiming only King Neptune will be able to pry his boats tiller from his cold dead fingers. Capt. Neal did not marry LP. Capt. Neal is not Ellen , says she has a hot body.... but much of a baby face. The girls is a fraud as no boat was ever made called a Tangerine, beside he would never use that "media whores" dykes name for anything. Capt. Neal sent me this picture of Cut the Mustard now exploring the Dry Tortugas. He is scheduled to guide Jaque's son's boat around the reefs in the area this Christmas. http://static.flickr.com/81/216969646_d767a8b732_m.jpg The good Capt now has an all female crew he picked up in Belize, two 19yo twin native girls as seen in the picture above from far away... and the good Captain included this picture of one of the twins close up, says she's a model part time and he took the picture of her in turtle cove. http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_im...lay/179266.jpg It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such a well founded boat with such fine crew huh? Joe |
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-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... From the good Capt. Neal. Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well. To end a few rumors he's laughing at sea about: Capt. Neal is not in Kansas and has not bought a Airstream camper as some suggested. Capt Neal did not sell his fine highly modified ocean cruiser as Ole Thom claimed, and he is not in prison as katy wished, but is sailing the seven seas. Claiming only King Neptune will be able to pry his boats tiller from his cold dead fingers. Capt. Neal did not marry LP. Capt. Neal is not Ellen , says she has a hot body.... but much of a baby face. The girls is a fraud as no boat was ever made called a Tangerine, beside he would never use that "media whores" dykes name for anything. Capt. Neal sent me this picture of Cut the Mustard now exploring the Dry Tortugas. He is scheduled to guide Jaque's son's boat around the reefs in the area this Christmas. http://static.flickr.com/81/216969646_d767a8b732_m.jpg The good Capt now has an all female crew he picked up in Belize, two 19yo twin native girls as seen in the picture above from far away... and the good Captain included this picture of one of the twins close up, says she's a model part time and he took the picture of her in turtle cove. http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_im...lay/179266.jpg It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such a well founded boat with such fine crew huh? Joe |
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Joe wrote:
From the good Capt. Neal. Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well. Fiction is not only defined by characterization but by plot....there is no plot to this fictitious account... |
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katy wrote: Joe wrote: From the good Capt. Neal. Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well. Fiction is not only defined by characterization but by plot....there is no plot to this fictitious account... Hey... I'm just the messenger... Joe |
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"Joe" wrote in message oups.com... From the good Capt. Neal. Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well. To end a few rumors he's laughing at sea about: Capt. Neal is not in Kansas and has not bought a Airstream camper as some suggested. Capt Neal did not sell his fine highly modified ocean cruiser as Ole Thom claimed, and he is not in prison as katy wished, but is sailing the seven seas. Claiming only King Neptune will be able to pry his boats tiller from his cold dead fingers. Capt. Neal did not marry LP. Capt. Neal is not Ellen , says she has a hot body.... but much of a baby face. The girls is a fraud as no boat was ever made called a Tangerine, beside he would never use that "media whores" dykes name for anything. Capt. Neal sent me this picture of Cut the Mustard now exploring the Dry Tortugas. He is scheduled to guide Jaque's son's boat around the reefs in the area this Christmas. http://static.flickr.com/81/216969646_d767a8b732_m.jpg The good Capt now has an all female crew he picked up in Belize, two 19yo twin native girls as seen in the picture above from far away... and the good Captain included this picture of one of the twins close up, says she's a model part time and he took the picture of her in turtle cove. http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_im...lay/179266.jpg It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such a well founded boat with such fine crew huh? Joe One cannot help but notice the proper display of dayshapes as well as the flying of the Ensign - all the signs of a true Master Mariner. |
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On 27 Nov 2006 09:29:39 -0800, "Joe" wrote:
It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such a well founded boat with such fine crew huh? Joe Without a doubt. It is good that the fine Captain has achieved such an ideal life, only dreamed about by others! Frank |
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Gilligan wrote: "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... From the good Capt. Neal. Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well. To end a few rumors he's laughing at sea about: Capt. Neal is not in Kansas and has not bought a Airstream camper as some suggested. Capt Neal did not sell his fine highly modified ocean cruiser as Ole Thom claimed, and he is not in prison as katy wished, but is sailing the seven seas. Claiming only King Neptune will be able to pry his boats tiller from his cold dead fingers. Capt. Neal did not marry LP. Capt. Neal is not Ellen , says she has a hot body.... but much of a baby face. The girls is a fraud as no boat was ever made called a Tangerine, beside he would never use that "media whores" dykes name for anything. Capt. Neal sent me this picture of Cut the Mustard now exploring the Dry Tortugas. He is scheduled to guide Jaque's son's boat around the reefs in the area this Christmas. http://static.flickr.com/81/216969646_d767a8b732_m.jpg The good Capt now has an all female crew he picked up in Belize, two 19yo twin native girls as seen in the picture above from far away... and the good Captain included this picture of one of the twins close up, says she's a model part time and he took the picture of her in turtle cove. http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_im...lay/179266.jpg It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such a well founded boat with such fine crew huh? Joe One cannot help but notice the proper display of dayshapes as well as the flying of the Ensign - all the signs of a true Master Mariner. Indeed. Joe |
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"Joe" wrote One cannot help but notice the proper display of dayshapes as well as the flying of the Ensign - all the signs of a true Master Mariner. Indeed. That Capt. Neal does everything right. I was looking at his pretty boat on his website. I noticed how he even has an anchor ball displayed. I can't think of anybody else whose such a stickler for details and the letter of the law. I guess he wrote the book on the Colregs. I found what I'm talking about he http://captneal.homestead.com/Sheshines.html swoon Cheers, Ellen |
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"Joe" wrote in message oups.com... From the good Capt. Neal. Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well. To end a few rumors he's laughing at sea about: Capt. Neal is not in Kansas and has not bought a Airstream camper as some suggested. Capt Neal did not sell his fine highly modified ocean cruiser as Ole Thom claimed, and he is not in prison as katy wished, but is sailing the seven seas. Claiming only King Neptune will be able to pry his boats tiller from his cold dead fingers. Capt. Neal did not marry LP. Capt. Neal is not Ellen , says she has a hot body.... but much of a baby face. The girls is a fraud as no boat was ever made called a Tangerine, beside he would never use that "media whores" dykes name for anything. Capt. Neal sent me this picture of Cut the Mustard now exploring the Dry Tortugas. He is scheduled to guide Jaque's son's boat around the reefs in the area this Christmas. http://static.flickr.com/81/216969646_d767a8b732_m.jpg The good Capt now has an all female crew he picked up in Belize, two 19yo twin native girls as seen in the picture above from far away... and the good Captain included this picture of one of the twins close up, says she's a model part time and he took the picture of her in turtle cove. http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_im...lay/179266.jpg It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such a well founded boat with such fine crew huh? Joe Why is that yellow boat riding so high on the bow? Is it full of fat women? It looks more like it's on the hook at the peak of tidal flow in a narrow channel. Who ever is sailing that boat ain't no Korean War veteran, let me tell you that! Lloyd Bonifide |
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"Lloyd Bonifide" wrote in message . .. "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... From the good Capt. Neal. Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well. To end a few rumors he's laughing at sea about: Capt. Neal is not in Kansas and has not bought a Airstream camper as some suggested. Capt Neal did not sell his fine highly modified ocean cruiser as Ole Thom claimed, and he is not in prison as katy wished, but is sailing the seven seas. Claiming only King Neptune will be able to pry his boats tiller from his cold dead fingers. Capt. Neal did not marry LP. Capt. Neal is not Ellen , says she has a hot body.... but much of a baby face. The girls is a fraud as no boat was ever made called a Tangerine, beside he would never use that "media whores" dykes name for anything. Capt. Neal sent me this picture of Cut the Mustard now exploring the Dry Tortugas. He is scheduled to guide Jaque's son's boat around the reefs in the area this Christmas. http://static.flickr.com/81/216969646_d767a8b732_m.jpg The good Capt now has an all female crew he picked up in Belize, two 19yo twin native girls as seen in the picture above from far away... and the good Captain included this picture of one of the twins close up, says she's a model part time and he took the picture of her in turtle cove. http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_im...lay/179266.jpg It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such a well founded boat with such fine crew huh? Joe Why is that yellow boat riding so high on the bow? Is it full of fat women? Oh yeah! What do you know about it LLoyd? Is it because there's always a load of fat women in your Winnebago? It looks more like it's on the hook at the peak of tidal flow in a narrow channel. You'd know about hooks. Like you were probably hooked on opium over there in Inchon. We got cadets here in the academy who would volunteer to kiss the gunners daughter before they'd brag about a little police action in Korea. If you Korean War vets are so great hows about Kim Jong Ill over there. What good did you do? Who ever is sailing that boat ain't no Korean War veteran, let me tell you that! Now that's just ducky, Lloyd. I'll have you know Capt. Neal is a Viet Nam veteran. I know for a fact he was ready to eat his own guts just to get over to shoot up them gooks. He'd eat a dozen Korean War vets for breakfast, he would. He'd have Osama bin Ladens head on the end of his bayonet lickety split if he was still in the Marines today. Semper Fi! R.C. -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com |
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"Joe" wrote in message oups.com.. .. From the good Capt. Neal. Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well. To end a few rumors he's laughing at sea about: Capt. Neal is not in Kansas and has not bought a Airstream camper as some suggested. Capt Neal did not sell his fine highly modified ocean cruiser as Ole Thom claimed, and he is not in prison as katy wished, but is sailing the seven seas. Claiming only King Neptune will be able to pry his boats tiller from his cold dead fingers. Capt. Neal did not marry LP. Capt. Neal is not Ellen , says she has a hot body.... but much of a baby face. The girls is a fraud as no boat was ever made called a Tangerine, beside he would never use that "media whores" dykes name for anything. Capt. Neal sent me this picture of Cut the Mustard now exploring the Dry Tortugas. He is scheduled to guide Jaque's son's boat around the reefs in the area this Christmas. http://static.flickr.com/81/216969646_d767a8b732_m.jpg The good Capt now has an all female crew he picked up in Belize, two 19yo twin native girls as seen in the picture above from far away... and the good Captain included this picture of one of the twins close up, says she's a model part time and he took the picture of her in turtle cove. http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_im...splay/179266.j pg It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such a well founded boat with such fine crew huh? It must be nice to smoke the good stuff now and then. Scotty |
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Joe;
BS in a Brown Paper Bag! That's not Neal's Crap Boat. I could believe the no sails. Those Hong Kong Sails could be destroyed but "Cut the Mustard" is not a inboard boat. It's a Outboard piece of "S--t!! Don't you even remember his Bimini Cover with the up right supports restricting his Jib sheet, so that he couldn't swing a wench handle Don't you remember that his mast had steps installed That boat in the picture is "Gold" Sick diarrhea Yellow was the color of Neal's tub! He's been a Beached Bum longer than Me!! http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ILLDRINKTOTHAT |
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Thom Stewart wrote:
Joe; BS in a Brown Paper Bag! That's not Neal's Crap Boat. I could believe the no sails. Those Hong Kong Sails could be destroyed but "Cut the Mustard" is not a inboard boat. It's a Outboard piece of "S--t!! Don't you even remember his Bimini Cover with the up right supports restricting his Jib sheet, so that he couldn't swing a wench handle Don't you remember that his mast had steps installed That boat in the picture is "Gold" Sick diarrhea Yellow was the color of Neal's tub! He's been a Beached Bum longer than Me!! http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ILLDRINKTOTHAT ....and they say memory goes with age...you defy the statistics, Thom.... |
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Thom Stewart wrote:
BS in a Brown Paper Bag! That's not Neal's Crap Boat. I could believe the no sails. Those Hong Kong Sails could be destroyed but "Cut the Mustard" is not a inboard boat. It's a Outboard piece of "S--t!! Don't you even remember his Bimini Cover with the up right supports restricting his Jib sheet, so that he couldn't swing a wench handle Don't you remember that his mast had steps installed That boat in the picture is "Gold" Sick diarrhea Yellow was the color of Neal's tub! I didn't look at the the picture until seeing your comments, Thom. You're right, that's not a Coronado 27 and it doesn't have any of the Crapton's "modifications." I wonder if Joe looked at it before posting the link. DSK |
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DSK wrote: Thom Stewart wrote: BS in a Brown Paper Bag! That's not Neal's Crap Boat. I could believe the no sails. Those Hong Kong Sails could be destroyed but "Cut the Mustard" is not a inboard boat. It's a Outboard piece of "S--t!! Don't you even remember his Bimini Cover with the up right supports restricting his Jib sheet, so that he couldn't swing a wench handle Don't you remember that his mast had steps installed That boat in the picture is "Gold" Sick diarrhea Yellow was the color of Neal's tub! I didn't look at the the picture until seeing your comments, Thom. You're right, that's not a Coronado 27 and it doesn't have any of the Crapton's "modifications." I wonder if Joe looked at it before posting the link. DSK Gee Wizzz you may be correct Doug, I bet the pictures were sent to me from BB puppeting as Neal, while we all know it's bubbles aka charlie. I should tell Suzy and the sailmakers that would fix his boat. Joe |
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Charlie Morgan wrote: On 29 Nov 2006 08:13:05 -0800, "Joe" wrote: DSK wrote: Thom Stewart wrote: BS in a Brown Paper Bag! That's not Neal's Crap Boat. I could believe the no sails. Those Hong Kong Sails could be destroyed but "Cut the Mustard" is not a inboard boat. It's a Outboard piece of "S--t!! Don't you even remember his Bimini Cover with the up right supports restricting his Jib sheet, so that he couldn't swing a wench handle Don't you remember that his mast had steps installed That boat in the picture is "Gold" Sick diarrhea Yellow was the color of Neal's tub! I didn't look at the the picture until seeing your comments, Thom. You're right, that's not a Coronado 27 and it doesn't have any of the Crapton's "modifications." I wonder if Joe looked at it before posting the link. DSK Gee Wizzz you may be correct Doug, I bet the pictures were sent to me from BB puppeting as Neal, while we all know it's bubbles aka charlie. I should tell Suzy and the sailmakers that would fix his boat. Joe WOW! Greetings Charlie How's the weather in your area ? It's purt near 80 here, but a bad North wind is coming. The winds screaming outta the south right now, and has been for a few days. I hear snow maybe later this week, for sure around Dallas. Any progress with the book? Joe CWM |
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Give it up!! Nutsy is gone! You won! don't make a ASS of yourself with phony post and blaming some one else. Neal Beached himself before me! He is posting as a broad, for God only knows why. That's his business not your. Stay out of it. http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ILLDRINKTOTHAT |
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Thom Stewart wrote:
Joe, Give it up!! Nutsy is gone! You won! don't make a ASS of yourself with phony post and blaming some one else. Neal Beached himself before me! He is posting as a broad, for God only knows why. That's his business not your. Stay out of it. http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ILLDRINKTOTHAT He;s posting as someone else because he's paranoid as heck that if he posts as himself the flonkers and meow-mixwes and datacrimbs7's are gonna come and git him again....he;s a skeerdycat.... |
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"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message ... On 29 Nov 2006 12:27:01 -0800, "Joe" wrote: Any progress with the book? Book? VERY TELLING. |
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Charlie Morgan wrote: On Sat, 2 Dec 2006 19:48:11 -0500, "Scotty" wrote: "Charlie Morgan" wrote in message .. . On 29 Nov 2006 12:27:01 -0800, "Joe" wrote: Any progress with the book? Book? VERY TELLING. How so? U no..... Joe CWM |
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"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message ... On 3 Dec 2006 06:19:27 -0800, "Joe" wrote: Charlie Morgan wrote: On Sat, 2 Dec 2006 19:48:11 -0500, "Scotty" wrote: "Charlie Morgan" wrote in message .. . On 29 Nov 2006 12:27:01 -0800, "Joe" wrote: Any progress with the book? Book? VERY TELLING. How so? U no..... Joe CWM No, I don't. Even more telling! |
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Scotty wrote: "Charlie Morgan" wrote in message ... On 3 Dec 2006 06:19:27 -0800, "Joe" wrote: Charlie Morgan wrote: On Sat, 2 Dec 2006 19:48:11 -0500, "Scotty" wrote: "Charlie Morgan" wrote in message .. . On 29 Nov 2006 12:27:01 -0800, "Joe" wrote: Any progress with the book? Book? VERY TELLING. How so? U no..... Joe CWM No, I don't. Even more telling! 4 sure! Joe |
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