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Scotty November 29th 06 02:43 AM

Seasons Greetings
 

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com..
..
From the good Capt. Neal.


Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish

everyone here well.

To end a few rumors he's laughing at sea about:

Capt. Neal is not in Kansas and has not bought a Airstream

camper as
some suggested.

Capt Neal did not sell his fine highly modified ocean

cruiser as Ole
Thom claimed, and he is not in prison as katy wished, but

is sailing
the seven seas. Claiming only King Neptune will be able to

pry his
boats tiller from his cold dead fingers.

Capt. Neal did not marry LP.

Capt. Neal is not Ellen , says she has a hot body.... but

much of a
baby face. The girls is a fraud as no boat was ever made

called a
Tangerine, beside he would never use that "media whores"

dykes name for
anything.

Capt. Neal sent me this picture of Cut the Mustard now

exploring the
Dry Tortugas.

He is scheduled to guide Jaque's son's boat around the

reefs in the
area this Christmas.

http://static.flickr.com/81/216969646_d767a8b732_m.jpg

The good Capt now has an all female crew he picked up in

Belize, two
19yo twin native girls as seen in the picture above from

far away...
and the good Captain included this picture of one of the

twins close
up, says she's a model part time and he took the picture

of her in
turtle cove.


http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_im...splay/179266.j
pg

It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such

a well
founded boat with such fine crew huh?


It must be nice to smoke the good stuff now and then.

Scotty



Gilligan November 29th 06 03:45 AM

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Thom Stewart November 29th 06 04:34 AM

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Joe;

BS in a Brown Paper Bag! That's not Neal's Crap Boat. I could believe
the no sails. Those Hong Kong Sails could be destroyed but "Cut the
Mustard" is not a inboard boat. It's a Outboard piece of "S--t!!

Don't you even remember his Bimini Cover with the up right supports
restricting his Jib sheet, so that he
couldn't swing a wench handle

Don't you remember that his mast had steps installed

That boat in the picture is "Gold" Sick diarrhea Yellow was the color
of Neal's tub!

He's been a Beached Bum longer than Me!!


http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ILLDRINKTOTHAT



katy November 29th 06 02:01 PM

Seasons Greetings
 
Thom Stewart wrote:
Joe;

BS in a Brown Paper Bag! That's not Neal's Crap Boat. I could believe
the no sails. Those Hong Kong Sails could be destroyed but "Cut the
Mustard" is not a inboard boat. It's a Outboard piece of "S--t!!

Don't you even remember his Bimini Cover with the up right supports
restricting his Jib sheet, so that he
couldn't swing a wench handle

Don't you remember that his mast had steps installed

That boat in the picture is "Gold" Sick diarrhea Yellow was the color
of Neal's tub!

He's been a Beached Bum longer than Me!!


http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ILLDRINKTOTHAT



....and they say memory goes with age...you defy the statistics, Thom....

DSK November 29th 06 03:27 PM

Seasons Greetings
 
Thom Stewart wrote:
BS in a Brown Paper Bag! That's not Neal's Crap Boat. I could believe
the no sails. Those Hong Kong Sails could be destroyed but "Cut the
Mustard" is not a inboard boat. It's a Outboard piece of "S--t!!

Don't you even remember his Bimini Cover with the up right supports
restricting his Jib sheet, so that he
couldn't swing a wench handle

Don't you remember that his mast had steps installed

That boat in the picture is "Gold" Sick diarrhea Yellow was the color
of Neal's tub!


I didn't look at the the picture until seeing your comments,
Thom. You're right, that's not a Coronado 27 and it doesn't
have any of the Crapton's "modifications." I wonder if Joe
looked at it before posting the link.

DSK


Joe November 29th 06 04:13 PM

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DSK wrote:
Thom Stewart wrote:
BS in a Brown Paper Bag! That's not Neal's Crap Boat. I could believe
the no sails. Those Hong Kong Sails could be destroyed but "Cut the
Mustard" is not a inboard boat. It's a Outboard piece of "S--t!!

Don't you even remember his Bimini Cover with the up right supports
restricting his Jib sheet, so that he
couldn't swing a wench handle

Don't you remember that his mast had steps installed

That boat in the picture is "Gold" Sick diarrhea Yellow was the color
of Neal's tub!


I didn't look at the the picture until seeing your comments,
Thom. You're right, that's not a Coronado 27 and it doesn't
have any of the Crapton's "modifications." I wonder if Joe
looked at it before posting the link.

DSK


Gee Wizzz you may be correct Doug, I bet the pictures were sent to me
from BB puppeting as Neal, while we all know it's bubbles aka charlie.
I should tell Suzy and the sailmakers that would fix his boat.

Joe


Joe November 29th 06 08:27 PM

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Charlie Morgan wrote:
On 29 Nov 2006 08:13:05 -0800, "Joe" wrote:


DSK wrote:
Thom Stewart wrote:
BS in a Brown Paper Bag! That's not Neal's Crap Boat. I could believe
the no sails. Those Hong Kong Sails could be destroyed but "Cut the
Mustard" is not a inboard boat. It's a Outboard piece of "S--t!!

Don't you even remember his Bimini Cover with the up right supports
restricting his Jib sheet, so that he
couldn't swing a wench handle

Don't you remember that his mast had steps installed

That boat in the picture is "Gold" Sick diarrhea Yellow was the color
of Neal's tub!


I didn't look at the the picture until seeing your comments,
Thom. You're right, that's not a Coronado 27 and it doesn't
have any of the Crapton's "modifications." I wonder if Joe
looked at it before posting the link.

DSK


Gee Wizzz you may be correct Doug, I bet the pictures were sent to me
from BB puppeting as Neal, while we all know it's bubbles aka charlie.
I should tell Suzy and the sailmakers that would fix his boat.

Joe


WOW!


Greetings Charlie

How's the weather in your area ?
It's purt near 80 here, but a bad North wind is coming.
The winds screaming outta the south right now, and has been for a few
days.
I hear snow maybe later this week, for sure around Dallas.


Any progress with the book?

Joe




CWM



Thom Stewart November 30th 06 04:41 AM

Seasons Greetings
 
Season Greetings back at Ya Joe,
Poinsettia.gif


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Thom Stewart November 30th 06 04:55 AM

Seasons Greetings
 
Joe,

Give it up!! Nutsy is gone! You won! don't make a ASS of yourself with
phony post and blaming some one else.

Neal Beached himself before me! He is posting as a broad, for God only
knows why. That's his business not your.

Stay out of it.


http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ILLDRINKTOTHAT



katy November 30th 06 05:09 AM

Seasons Greetings
 
Thom Stewart wrote:
Joe,

Give it up!! Nutsy is gone! You won! don't make a ASS of yourself with
phony post and blaming some one else.

Neal Beached himself before me! He is posting as a broad, for God only
knows why. That's his business not your.

Stay out of it.


http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ILLDRINKTOTHAT


He;s posting as someone else because he's paranoid as heck that if he
posts as himself the flonkers and meow-mixwes and datacrimbs7's are
gonna come and git him again....he;s a skeerdycat....


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