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Seasons Greetings
From the good Capt. Neal.
Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well. To end a few rumors he's laughing at sea about: Capt. Neal is not in Kansas and has not bought a Airstream camper as some suggested. Capt Neal did not sell his fine highly modified ocean cruiser as Ole Thom claimed, and he is not in prison as katy wished, but is sailing the seven seas. Claiming only King Neptune will be able to pry his boats tiller from his cold dead fingers. Capt. Neal did not marry LP. Capt. Neal is not Ellen , says she has a hot body.... but much of a baby face. The girls is a fraud as no boat was ever made called a Tangerine, beside he would never use that "media whores" dykes name for anything. Capt. Neal sent me this picture of Cut the Mustard now exploring the Dry Tortugas. He is scheduled to guide Jaque's son's boat around the reefs in the area this Christmas. http://static.flickr.com/81/216969646_d767a8b732_m.jpg The good Capt now has an all female crew he picked up in Belize, two 19yo twin native girls as seen in the picture above from far away... and the good Captain included this picture of one of the twins close up, says she's a model part time and he took the picture of her in turtle cove. http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_im...lay/179266.jpg It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such a well founded boat with such fine crew huh? Joe |
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Seasons Greetings
If you remove all the "nots" you'll be close to the truth.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... From the good Capt. Neal. Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well. To end a few rumors he's laughing at sea about: Capt. Neal is not in Kansas and has not bought a Airstream camper as some suggested. Capt Neal did not sell his fine highly modified ocean cruiser as Ole Thom claimed, and he is not in prison as katy wished, but is sailing the seven seas. Claiming only King Neptune will be able to pry his boats tiller from his cold dead fingers. Capt. Neal did not marry LP. Capt. Neal is not Ellen , says she has a hot body.... but much of a baby face. The girls is a fraud as no boat was ever made called a Tangerine, beside he would never use that "media whores" dykes name for anything. Capt. Neal sent me this picture of Cut the Mustard now exploring the Dry Tortugas. He is scheduled to guide Jaque's son's boat around the reefs in the area this Christmas. http://static.flickr.com/81/216969646_d767a8b732_m.jpg The good Capt now has an all female crew he picked up in Belize, two 19yo twin native girls as seen in the picture above from far away... and the good Captain included this picture of one of the twins close up, says she's a model part time and he took the picture of her in turtle cove. http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_im...lay/179266.jpg It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such a well founded boat with such fine crew huh? Joe |
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Seasons Greetings
Joe wrote:
From the good Capt. Neal. Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well. Fiction is not only defined by characterization but by plot....there is no plot to this fictitious account... |
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Seasons Greetings
katy wrote: Joe wrote: From the good Capt. Neal. Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well. Fiction is not only defined by characterization but by plot....there is no plot to this fictitious account... Hey... I'm just the messenger... Joe |
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Seasons Greetings
"Joe" wrote in message oups.com... From the good Capt. Neal. Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well. To end a few rumors he's laughing at sea about: Capt. Neal is not in Kansas and has not bought a Airstream camper as some suggested. Capt Neal did not sell his fine highly modified ocean cruiser as Ole Thom claimed, and he is not in prison as katy wished, but is sailing the seven seas. Claiming only King Neptune will be able to pry his boats tiller from his cold dead fingers. Capt. Neal did not marry LP. Capt. Neal is not Ellen , says she has a hot body.... but much of a baby face. The girls is a fraud as no boat was ever made called a Tangerine, beside he would never use that "media whores" dykes name for anything. Capt. Neal sent me this picture of Cut the Mustard now exploring the Dry Tortugas. He is scheduled to guide Jaque's son's boat around the reefs in the area this Christmas. http://static.flickr.com/81/216969646_d767a8b732_m.jpg The good Capt now has an all female crew he picked up in Belize, two 19yo twin native girls as seen in the picture above from far away... and the good Captain included this picture of one of the twins close up, says she's a model part time and he took the picture of her in turtle cove. http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_im...lay/179266.jpg It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such a well founded boat with such fine crew huh? Joe One cannot help but notice the proper display of dayshapes as well as the flying of the Ensign - all the signs of a true Master Mariner. |
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Seasons Greetings
Gilligan wrote: "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... From the good Capt. Neal. Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well. To end a few rumors he's laughing at sea about: Capt. Neal is not in Kansas and has not bought a Airstream camper as some suggested. Capt Neal did not sell his fine highly modified ocean cruiser as Ole Thom claimed, and he is not in prison as katy wished, but is sailing the seven seas. Claiming only King Neptune will be able to pry his boats tiller from his cold dead fingers. Capt. Neal did not marry LP. Capt. Neal is not Ellen , says she has a hot body.... but much of a baby face. The girls is a fraud as no boat was ever made called a Tangerine, beside he would never use that "media whores" dykes name for anything. Capt. Neal sent me this picture of Cut the Mustard now exploring the Dry Tortugas. He is scheduled to guide Jaque's son's boat around the reefs in the area this Christmas. http://static.flickr.com/81/216969646_d767a8b732_m.jpg The good Capt now has an all female crew he picked up in Belize, two 19yo twin native girls as seen in the picture above from far away... and the good Captain included this picture of one of the twins close up, says she's a model part time and he took the picture of her in turtle cove. http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_im...lay/179266.jpg It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such a well founded boat with such fine crew huh? Joe One cannot help but notice the proper display of dayshapes as well as the flying of the Ensign - all the signs of a true Master Mariner. Indeed. Joe |
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Seasons Greetings
"Joe" wrote One cannot help but notice the proper display of dayshapes as well as the flying of the Ensign - all the signs of a true Master Mariner. Indeed. That Capt. Neal does everything right. I was looking at his pretty boat on his website. I noticed how he even has an anchor ball displayed. I can't think of anybody else whose such a stickler for details and the letter of the law. I guess he wrote the book on the Colregs. I found what I'm talking about he http://captneal.homestead.com/Sheshines.html swoon Cheers, Ellen |
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Seasons Greetings
On 27 Nov 2006 09:29:39 -0800, "Joe" wrote:
It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such a well founded boat with such fine crew huh? Joe Without a doubt. It is good that the fine Captain has achieved such an ideal life, only dreamed about by others! Frank |
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Seasons Greetings
"Joe" wrote in message oups.com... From the good Capt. Neal. Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well. To end a few rumors he's laughing at sea about: Capt. Neal is not in Kansas and has not bought a Airstream camper as some suggested. Capt Neal did not sell his fine highly modified ocean cruiser as Ole Thom claimed, and he is not in prison as katy wished, but is sailing the seven seas. Claiming only King Neptune will be able to pry his boats tiller from his cold dead fingers. Capt. Neal did not marry LP. Capt. Neal is not Ellen , says she has a hot body.... but much of a baby face. The girls is a fraud as no boat was ever made called a Tangerine, beside he would never use that "media whores" dykes name for anything. Capt. Neal sent me this picture of Cut the Mustard now exploring the Dry Tortugas. He is scheduled to guide Jaque's son's boat around the reefs in the area this Christmas. http://static.flickr.com/81/216969646_d767a8b732_m.jpg The good Capt now has an all female crew he picked up in Belize, two 19yo twin native girls as seen in the picture above from far away... and the good Captain included this picture of one of the twins close up, says she's a model part time and he took the picture of her in turtle cove. http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_im...lay/179266.jpg It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such a well founded boat with such fine crew huh? Joe Why is that yellow boat riding so high on the bow? Is it full of fat women? It looks more like it's on the hook at the peak of tidal flow in a narrow channel. Who ever is sailing that boat ain't no Korean War veteran, let me tell you that! Lloyd Bonifide |
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