"Lloyd Bonifide" wrote in message
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"Joe" wrote in message
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From the good Capt. Neal.

Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish everyone here well.

To end a few rumors he's laughing at sea about:

Capt. Neal is not in Kansas and has not bought a Airstream camper as
some suggested.

Capt Neal did not sell his fine highly modified ocean cruiser as Ole
Thom claimed, and he is not in prison as katy wished, but is sailing
the seven seas. Claiming only King Neptune will be able to pry his
boats tiller from his cold dead fingers.

Capt. Neal did not marry LP.

Capt. Neal is not Ellen , says she has a hot body.... but much of a
baby face. The girls is a fraud as no boat was ever made called a
Tangerine, beside he would never use that "media whores" dykes name for
anything.

Capt. Neal sent me this picture of Cut the Mustard now exploring the
Dry Tortugas.

He is scheduled to guide Jaque's son's boat around the reefs in the
area this Christmas.

http://static.flickr.com/81/216969646_d767a8b732_m.jpg

The good Capt now has an all female crew he picked up in Belize, two
19yo twin native girls as seen in the picture above from far away...
and the good Captain included this picture of one of the twins close
up, says she's a model part time and he took the picture of her in
turtle cove.

http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_im...lay/179266.jpg

It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such a well
founded boat with such fine crew huh?

Joe


Why is that yellow boat riding so high on the bow? Is it full of fat
women?

Oh yeah! What do you know about it LLoyd? Is it because there's always a
load of
fat women in your Winnebago?


It looks more like it's on the hook at the peak of tidal flow in a narrow
channel.

You'd know about hooks. Like you were probably hooked on opium over there in
Inchon. We got cadets here in the academy who would volunteer to kiss the
gunners
daughter before they'd brag about a little police action in Korea. If you
Korean War
vets are so great hows about Kim Jong Ill over there. What good did you do?


Who ever is sailing that boat ain't no Korean War veteran, let me tell you
that!

Now that's just ducky, Lloyd. I'll have you know Capt. Neal is a Viet Nam
veteran. I know
for a fact he was ready to eat his own guts just to get over to shoot up
them gooks. He'd
eat a dozen Korean War vets for breakfast, he would. He'd have Osama bin
Ladens head
on the end of his bayonet lickety split if he was still in the Marines
today. Semper Fi!

R.C.



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"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com..
..
From the good Capt. Neal.

Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish
everyone here well.

To end a few rumors he's laughing at sea about:

Capt. Neal is not in Kansas and has not bought a Airstream
camper as
some suggested.

Capt Neal did not sell his fine highly modified ocean
cruiser as Ole
Thom claimed, and he is not in prison as katy wished, but
is sailing
the seven seas. Claiming only King Neptune will be able to
pry his
boats tiller from his cold dead fingers.

Capt. Neal did not marry LP.

Capt. Neal is not Ellen , says she has a hot body.... but
much of a
baby face. The girls is a fraud as no boat was ever made
called a
Tangerine, beside he would never use that "media whores"
dykes name for
anything.

Capt. Neal sent me this picture of Cut the Mustard now
exploring the
Dry Tortugas.

He is scheduled to guide Jaque's son's boat around the
reefs in the
area this Christmas.

http://static.flickr.com/81/216969646_d767a8b732_m.jpg

The good Capt now has an all female crew he picked up in
Belize, two
19yo twin native girls as seen in the picture above from
far away...
and the good Captain included this picture of one of the
twins close
up, says she's a model part time and he took the picture
of her in
turtle cove.


http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_im...splay/179266.j
pg

It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such
a well
founded boat with such fine crew huh?

It must be nice to smoke the good stuff now and then.

Scotty

Joe;

BS in a Brown Paper Bag! That's not Neal's Crap Boat. I could believe
the no sails. Those Hong Kong Sails could be destroyed but "Cut the
Mustard" is not a inboard boat. It's a Outboard piece of "S--t!!

Don't you even remember his Bimini Cover with the up right supports
restricting his Jib sheet, so that he
couldn't swing a wench handle

Don't you remember that his mast had steps installed

That boat in the picture is "Gold" Sick diarrhea Yellow was the color
of Neal's tub!

He's been a Beached Bum longer than Me!!


http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ILLDRINKTOTHAT

Thom Stewart wrote:
Joe;

BS in a Brown Paper Bag! That's not Neal's Crap Boat. I could believe
the no sails. Those Hong Kong Sails could be destroyed but "Cut the
Mustard" is not a inboard boat. It's a Outboard piece of "S--t!!

Don't you even remember his Bimini Cover with the up right supports
restricting his Jib sheet, so that he
couldn't swing a wench handle

Don't you remember that his mast had steps installed

That boat in the picture is "Gold" Sick diarrhea Yellow was the color
of Neal's tub!

He's been a Beached Bum longer than Me!!


http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ILLDRINKTOTHAT



....and they say memory goes with age...you defy the statistics, Thom....

Thom Stewart wrote:
BS in a Brown Paper Bag! That's not Neal's Crap Boat. I could believe
the no sails. Those Hong Kong Sails could be destroyed but "Cut the
Mustard" is not a inboard boat. It's a Outboard piece of "S--t!!

Don't you even remember his Bimini Cover with the up right supports
restricting his Jib sheet, so that he
couldn't swing a wench handle

Don't you remember that his mast had steps installed

That boat in the picture is "Gold" Sick diarrhea Yellow was the color
of Neal's tub!


I didn't look at the the picture until seeing your comments,
Thom. You're right, that's not a Coronado 27 and it doesn't
have any of the Crapton's "modifications." I wonder if Joe
looked at it before posting the link.

DSK

DSK wrote:
Thom Stewart wrote:
BS in a Brown Paper Bag! That's not Neal's Crap Boat. I could believe
the no sails. Those Hong Kong Sails could be destroyed but "Cut the
Mustard" is not a inboard boat. It's a Outboard piece of "S--t!!

Don't you even remember his Bimini Cover with the up right supports
restricting his Jib sheet, so that he
couldn't swing a wench handle

Don't you remember that his mast had steps installed

That boat in the picture is "Gold" Sick diarrhea Yellow was the color
of Neal's tub!


I didn't look at the the picture until seeing your comments,
Thom. You're right, that's not a Coronado 27 and it doesn't
have any of the Crapton's "modifications." I wonder if Joe
looked at it before posting the link.

DSK

Gee Wizzz you may be correct Doug, I bet the pictures were sent to me
from BB puppeting as Neal, while we all know it's bubbles aka charlie.
I should tell Suzy and the sailmakers that would fix his boat.

Joe

Joe,

Give it up!! Nutsy is gone! You won! don't make a ASS of yourself with
phony post and blaming some one else.

Neal Beached himself before me! He is posting as a broad, for God only
knows why. That's his business not your.

Stay out of it.


http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ILLDRINKTOTHAT

Thom Stewart wrote:
Joe,

Give it up!! Nutsy is gone! You won! don't make a ASS of yourself with
phony post and blaming some one else.

Neal Beached himself before me! He is posting as a broad, for God only
knows why. That's his business not your.

Stay out of it.


http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ILLDRINKTOTHAT


He;s posting as someone else because he's paranoid as heck that if he
posts as himself the flonkers and meow-mixwes and datacrimbs7's are
gonna come and git him again....he;s a skeerdycat....