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I was wondering if they got around to that yet. it would
work for me. Lois Murphy ( as in your article) is the
biggest offender. Calls two times a day. Today an actual
person called, for Lois of course. I told the lady the only
way I'd vote for Lois Murphy is if she came over and gave me
a BJ today. They hung up. Imagine that.


Still desperate, I see...but at least now you have your sense of humor
(humour for Oz) back.

Why don't you get Ellen to come over? She been throwing herself at you for
weeks now. :-)

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"Scotty" wrote:

I was wondering if they got around to that yet. it

would
work for me. Lois Murphy ( as in your article) is the
biggest offender. Calls two times a day. Today an

actual
person called, for Lois of course. I told the lady the

only
way I'd vote for Lois Murphy is if she came over and

gave me
a BJ today. They hung up. Imagine that.


Still desperate, I see...but at least now you have your

sense of humor
(humour for Oz) back.


Desperate? because I dissed a telemarketer? WTF is wrong
with you?



Why don't you get Ellen to come over? She been throwing

herself at you for
weeks now. :-)



Jealousy does not become you.




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"Scotty" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
"Scotty" wrote:

I was wondering if they got around to that yet. it

would
work for me. Lois Murphy ( as in your article) is the
biggest offender. Calls two times a day. Today an

actual
person called, for Lois of course. I told the lady the

only
way I'd vote for Lois Murphy is if she came over and

gave me
a BJ today. They hung up. Imagine that.


Still desperate, I see...but at least now you have your

sense of humor
(humour for Oz) back.


Desperate? because I dissed a telemarketer? WTF is wrong
with you?


Desperate for a BJ...
What happened to your reading comprehension skills? Or am I just too tired
to make my point?

Why don't you get Ellen to come over? She been throwing

herself at you for
weeks now. :-)


Jealousy does not become you.


Bwawhahahahahahahaaaa, thanks! You are starting to remind me of the "old
Scotty" that I used to rofl when I read your posts.

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"Lady Pilot" offered...


Desperate for a BJ...


no thanks.


Or am I just too tired
to make my point?



How many 'customers' did you have tonight?



Why don't you get Ellen to come over? She been

throwing
herself at you for
weeks now. :-)



I've invited her, but no response....... yet.

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"Scotty" wrote in message
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"Lady Pilot" offered...


Desperate for a BJ...


no thanks.


Or am I just too tired
to make my point?



How many 'customers' did you have tonight?



Why don't you get Ellen to come over? She been

throwing
herself at you for
weeks now. :-)



I've invited her, but no response....... yet.


It's going to be a long wait... Neal is in rehab.

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"Scotty" wrote in message
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"Lady Pilot" offered...


Desperate for a BJ...


no thanks.


Or am I just too tired
to make my point?



How many 'customers' did you have tonight?



Why don't you get Ellen to come over? She been

throwing
herself at you for
weeks now. :-)



I've invited her, but no response....... yet.


It's going to be a long wait... Neal is in rehab.



is Neal her chauffeur?




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Ellen = Neal

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"Scotty" wrote in message
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"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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"Scotty" wrote in message
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"Lady Pilot" offered...


Desperate for a BJ...

no thanks.


Or am I just too tired
to make my point?


How many 'customers' did you have tonight?



Why don't you get Ellen to come over? She been
throwing
herself at you for
weeks now. :-)


I've invited her, but no response....... yet.


It's going to be a long wait... Neal is in rehab.



is Neal her chauffeur?






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Scotty wrote:

"Capt. JG" wrote in message


It's going to be a long wait... Neal is in rehab.


is Neal her chauffeur?


Neal is her typist. (for some values of "her")

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"Scotty" twisted his reply to write:

"Lady Pilot" offered...


Desperate for a BJ...


no thanks.


Good, because I wasn't offering. Nice twist there...


Or am I just too tired
to make my point?



How many 'customers' did you have tonight?


I don't work nights. Why are you so concerned about my *clients*?
I get paid for my brains, not for sex. Silly man!

Why don't you get Ellen to come over? She been

throwing
herself at you for
weeks now. :-)



I've invited her, but no response....... yet.


I'm sure you will be pleasantly surprised! LOL

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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"Scotty" twisted his reply to write:

"Lady Pilot" offered...


Desperate for a BJ...


no thanks.


I'm sure you will be pleasantly surprised! LOL



Still, the answer is no.

SV




 
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