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My son just bought TWO Seadoos from his girlfriend's father!

Where have I gone wrong?

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You need to send him up to Mooiron fro 2 weeks of boot camp..
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katy wrote:

Martin Baxter wrote:
My son just bought TWO Seadoos from his girlfriend's father!

Where have I gone wrong?

Cheers
Marty

You need to send him up to Mooiron fro 2 weeks of boot camp..


That's the ticket! I'll have to wait until Mooron get's a contract north
of the Arctic Circle.

The marina where he keeps his boat, (power unfortunately, the young
always seem to be in such a hurry), haven't decided if they'll let him
keep the machines there! The owner asked "Are you going to drive around
like a madman?" Heh Heh.

Cheers
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Martin Baxter wrote:
katy wrote:
Martin Baxter wrote:
My son just bought TWO Seadoos from his girlfriend's father!

Where have I gone wrong?

Cheers
Marty

You need to send him up to Mooiron fro 2 weeks of boot camp..


That's the ticket! I'll have to wait until Mooron get's a contract north
of the Arctic Circle.

The marina where he keeps his boat, (power unfortunately, the young
always seem to be in such a hurry), haven't decided if they'll let him
keep the machines there! The owner asked "Are you going to drive around
like a madman?" Heh Heh.

Cheers
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Don't geek bad, Marty...2 of our sons have bass boats....
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katy wrote:

Martin Baxter wrote:

katy wrote:

Martin Baxter wrote:

My son just bought TWO Seadoos from his girlfriend's father!

Where have I gone wrong?


The marina where he keeps his boat, (power unfortunately, the young
always seem to be in such a hurry), haven't decided if they'll let him
keep the machines there! The owner asked "Are you going to drive around
like a madman?" Heh Heh.


Don't geek bad, Marty...2 of our sons have bass boats....


I've got no problem with a bass boats. Mostly they just sit there
quietly. Yeah, I figure it must be pretty dull, but they're not
actually bat-farking annoying like the jetskis and the viagra boats.

Anybody who operates either of those within a mile of anybody else is
not fit for civilized society.

//Walt
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Walt wrote:
katy wrote:

Martin Baxter wrote:

katy wrote:

Martin Baxter wrote:

My son just bought TWO Seadoos from his girlfriend's father!

Where have I gone wrong?

The marina where he keeps his boat, (power unfortunately, the young
always seem to be in such a hurry), haven't decided if they'll let him
keep the machines there! The owner asked "Are you going to drive around
like a madman?" Heh Heh.


Don't feel bad, Marty...2 of our sons have bass boats....


I've got no problem with a bass boats. Mostly they just sit there
quietly. Yeah, I figure it must be pretty dull, but they're not
actually bat-farking annoying like the jetskis and the viagra boats.

Anybody who operates either of those within a mile of anybody else is
not fit for civilized society.

//Walt


It's not the sitting and fishing part I have a problem with...it's the
vroom vroom to and from the fishing hole...


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katy wrote:


Don't geek bad, Marty...2 of our sons have bass boats....



You know I don't mind them, if they're fishing they might be moving at
two miles an hour using an electric trolling motor, with whispered
conversation so as not scare the fish (bass must have extraordinary
hearing, and vision too as camouflage clothing seems to be a necessity);
if they're getting to the "hole", the only thing in the water is the
prop and so no wake, plus at 60 MPH they're out of earshot in short
order.

Cheers
Marty
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Martin Baxter wrote:
My son just bought TWO Seadoos from his girlfriend's father!

Where have I gone wrong?

Cheers
Marty

You need to send him up to Mooiron fro 2 weeks of boot camp..


Are you nuts?? The kid would come back a lush.

Max


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Martin Baxter wrote:
My son just bought TWO Seadoos from his girlfriend's father!

Where have I gone wrong?

Cheers
Marty

You need to send him up to Mooiron fro 2 weeks of boot camp..


Are you nuts?? The kid would come back a lush.

Max


immm...he's already a Canadian, Max.....
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Martin Baxter wrote:
My son just bought TWO Seadoos from his girlfriend's father!

Where have I gone wrong?

Cheers
Marty
You need to send him up to Mooiron fro 2 weeks of boot camp..


Are you nuts?? The kid would come back a lush.

Max

immm...he's already a Canadian, Max.....


Point taken. Our American Indians must all be Cannuck immigrants.

Max


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Are you nuts?? The kid would come back a lush.

Max

immm...he's already a Canadian, Max.....


Point taken. Our American Indians must all be Cannuck immigrants.


Don't you dare try to send them back, we've got enough problems with the
french, (and the Newfies).

Cheers
Marty


 
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