OzOne wrote in message
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On Mon, 9 Oct 2006 00:01:40 -0400, "Scotty"

scribbled thusly:


Ganzy tried to mount your leg?


Yeah, he had a nice mahogany stand all ready for
it.....but the
chainsaw wouldn't start.


Ha, reminds me of that old joke aboot the Canadjun cutting a
bunch of wood and then someone else starts the chainsaw and
the Canook asks what that noise is.