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Ellen MacArthur September 25th 06 03:55 PM

Where does it end?
 


Wind generators. Solar generators. Diesel generators. Shore power cords. Fridges. Freezers.
Air conditioners. Water heaters. Microwave ovens. Propellers. What do all these have to do with
sailboats? I think the answer is people like that don't want a sailboat. They want to put their house
inside a boat. That's OK if they just stayed far far away from people who don't want to be hassled
by all their commotion. And out of sight of people who don't want houses navigating around.
Not to mention their air pollution. Why do anchorages these days have to smell like an airport or a
truck stop? Why does the biggest smelliest noisiest boat always anchor right upwind of the fleet?
They can't seem to stay away. They get as close to you as they can. It's as if they really want to
bother you. The one thing all boats need is a decibel meter. If it gets higher than normal speech then
it explodes and sinks the boat.... YES! And they need a diesel fume detector. If it goes off it empties
the holding tank into the bilge.
I always thought sailors were a quiet, uncomplicated group. I've discovered there's way too many
selfish people who aren't sailors. They're Winnebago drivers lost on the water.... They're confused.
They think Spock said "the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the few or the many."

Cheers,
Ellen

Scotty September 25th 06 04:09 PM

Where does it end?
 
You've anchored out in that little Nectarine boat ?

Scotty


"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in
message
reenews.ne
t...


Wind generators. Solar generators. Diesel

generators. Shore power cords. Fridges. Freezers.
Air conditioners. Water heaters. Microwave ovens.

Propellers. What do all these have to do with
sailboats? I think the answer is people like that don't

want a sailboat. They want to put their house
inside a boat. That's OK if they just stayed far far away

from people who don't want to be hassled
by all their commotion. And out of sight of people who

don't want houses navigating around.
Not to mention their air pollution. Why do anchorages

these days have to smell like an airport or a
truck stop? Why does the biggest smelliest noisiest boat

always anchor right upwind of the fleet?
They can't seem to stay away. They get as close to

you as they can. It's as if they really want to
bother you. The one thing all boats need is a decibel

meter. If it gets higher than normal speech then
it explodes and sinks the boat.... YES! And they need a

diesel fume detector. If it goes off it empties
the holding tank into the bilge.
I always thought sailors were a quiet, uncomplicated

group. I've discovered there's way too many
selfish people who aren't sailors. They're Winnebago

drivers lost on the water.... They're confused.
They think Spock said "the needs of the one outweigh the

needs of the few or the many."

Cheers,
Ellen




Ellen MacArthur September 25th 06 04:10 PM

Where does it end?
 

"Scotty" wrote
| You've anchored out in that little Nectarine boat ?


Many times. It's like camping out.


Cheers,
Ellen

Joe September 25th 06 04:12 PM

Where does it end?
 

Ellen MacArthur wrote:
Wind generators. Solar generators. Diesel generators. Shore power cords. Fridges. Freezers.
Air conditioners. Water heaters. Microwave ovens. Propellers. What do all these have to do with
sailboats? I think the answer is people like that don't want a sailboat. They want to put their house
inside a boat. That's OK if they just stayed far far away from people who don't want to be hassled
by all their commotion. And out of sight of people who don't want houses navigating around.
Not to mention their air pollution. Why do anchorages these days have to smell like an airport or a
truck stop? Why does the biggest smelliest noisiest boat always anchor right upwind of the fleet?
They can't seem to stay away. They get as close to you as they can. It's as if they really want to
bother you. The one thing all boats need is a decibel meter. If it gets higher than normal speech then
it explodes and sinks the boat.... YES! And they need a diesel fume detector. If it goes off it empties
the holding tank into the bilge.
I always thought sailors were a quiet, uncomplicated group. I've discovered there's way too many
selfish people who aren't sailors. They're Winnebago drivers lost on the water.... They're confused.
They think Spock said "the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the few or the many."

Cheers,
Ellen


What no pictures?

Oh well. Go back to your land house turn down the thermastat, turn up
the TV, and live as a slave to the grid.

BTW if you have good insulation, you cant even hear the gen-set inside
the boat, and if your airtight with AC's running you don't even smell
deisel fumes ever. If you double reef the mizzen, it will act as a wind
vain and keeps the stern exhast heading down wind away from your boat
at anchor. Now unless you live aboard without power eating your fish as
sushi you really have nothing to bitch about, your just spewing your
exhaust ashore.

Joe


Gilligan September 25th 06 04:38 PM

Where does it end?
 

"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message
reenews.net...


This post is absolutely brilliant. In life one should always strive to
simplify, to reduce to the essentials.



Wind generators. Solar generators. Diesel generators. Shore power
cords. Fridges. Freezers.
Air conditioners. Water heaters. Microwave ovens. Propellers. What do all
these have to do with
sailboats? I think the answer is people like that don't want a sailboat.
They want to put their house
inside a boat. That's OK if they just stayed far far away from people who
don't want to be hassled
by all their commotion. And out of sight of people who don't want houses
navigating around.
Not to mention their air pollution.



Why do anchorages these days have to smell like an airport or a
truck stop?


All the crap they must haul around with them is a form of denial. They
"enjoy" life through possessing material objects.


Why does the biggest smelliest noisiest boat always anchor right upwind of
the fleet?
They can't seem to stay away. They get as close to you as they can.
It's as if they really want to
bother you. The one thing all boats need is a decibel meter. If it gets
higher than normal speech then
it explodes and sinks the boat.... YES! And they need a diesel fume
detector. If it goes off it empties
the holding tank into the bilge.
I always thought sailors were a quiet, uncomplicated group. I've
discovered there's way too many
selfish people who aren't sailors. They're Winnebago drivers lost on the
water.... They're confused.
They think Spock said "the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the few
or the many."



Cheers,
Ellen


This post is so excellent, I feel have almost ruined it by the addition of
my comments.

When things become "commercialized" (that is, money to be made) the entry
bar is lowered. Things are made comfortable, easy, "safe" and "fun". There
are some things this will never happen to. Things that require great
physical expenditure and suffering. Things that only pay in contentment and
are not fun.



Scotty September 25th 06 04:47 PM

Where does it end?
 

"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in
message
reenews.ne
t...

"Scotty" wrote
| You've anchored out in that little Nectarine boat ?


Many times. It's like camping out.



As opposed to camping in?




katy September 25th 06 04:47 PM

Where does it end?
 
Ellen MacArthur wrote:


Wind generators. Solar generators. Diesel generators. Shore power cords. Fridges. Freezers.
Air conditioners. Water heaters. Microwave ovens. Propellers. What do all these have to do with
sailboats? I think the answer is people like that don't want a sailboat. They want to put their house
inside a boat. That's OK if they just stayed far far away from people who don't want to be hassled
by all their commotion. And out of sight of people who don't want houses navigating around.
Not to mention their air pollution. Why do anchorages these days have to smell like an airport or a
truck stop? Why does the biggest smelliest noisiest boat always anchor right upwind of the fleet?
They can't seem to stay away. They get as close to you as they can. It's as if they really want to
bother you. The one thing all boats need is a decibel meter. If it gets higher than normal speech then
it explodes and sinks the boat.... YES! And they need a diesel fume detector. If it goes off it empties
the holding tank into the bilge.
I always thought sailors were a quiet, uncomplicated group. I've discovered there's way too many
selfish people who aren't sailors. They're Winnebago drivers lost on the water.... They're confused.
They think Spock said "the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the few or the many."

Cheers,
Ellen

What about mauve upholstery?

Scotty September 25th 06 04:48 PM

Where does it end?
 



"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in

message

reenews.ne
t...


Why do anchorages these days have to smell like an

airport or a
truck stop?


You've slept at truck stops?








katy September 25th 06 04:57 PM

Where does it end?
 
Gilligan wrote:
"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message
reenews.net...

This post is absolutely brilliant. In life one should always strive to
simplify, to reduce to the essentials.


Wind generators. Solar generators. Diesel generators. Shore power
cords. Fridges. Freezers.
Air conditioners. Water heaters. Microwave ovens. Propellers. What do all
these have to do with
sailboats? I think the answer is people like that don't want a sailboat.
They want to put their house
inside a boat. That's OK if they just stayed far far away from people who
don't want to be hassled
by all their commotion. And out of sight of people who don't want houses
navigating around.
Not to mention their air pollution.



Why do anchorages these days have to smell like an airport or a
truck stop?


All the crap they must haul around with them is a form of denial. They
"enjoy" life through possessing material objects.


Why does the biggest smelliest noisiest boat always anchor right upwind of
the fleet?
They can't seem to stay away. They get as close to you as they can.
It's as if they really want to
bother you. The one thing all boats need is a decibel meter. If it gets
higher than normal speech then
it explodes and sinks the boat.... YES! And they need a diesel fume
detector. If it goes off it empties
the holding tank into the bilge.
I always thought sailors were a quiet, uncomplicated group. I've
discovered there's way too many
selfish people who aren't sailors. They're Winnebago drivers lost on the
water.... They're confused.
They think Spock said "the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the few
or the many."


Cheers,
Ellen


This post is so excellent, I feel have almost ruined it by the addition of
my comments.

When things become "commercialized" (that is, money to be made) the entry
bar is lowered. Things are made comfortable, easy, "safe" and "fun". There
are some things this will never happen to. Things that require great
physical expenditure and suffering. Things that only pay in contentment and
are not fun.


Ya know, Chanteuse hasn't got any of the stuff mentioned on board...but
I am not going to sit and criticize someone else because they either
want, need, or just have that equipment. The important thing is that
they have a sailboat and that they sail. There is only one person on
this group who has an ulterior motive for talking about possessions, but
we all know his game. Carping about what someone else has just shows
what a mean spirit you have. This is not a group of purists. If you
want purism, go find a group that caters to anachronistic sailing...If
camping out in your boat is what you like, then camp. But don't sit and
judge those that don't suit your style.

katy September 25th 06 04:59 PM

Where does it end?
 
katy wrote:
Gilligan wrote:
"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message
reenews.net...

This post is absolutely brilliant. In life one should always strive to
simplify, to reduce to the essentials.


Wind generators. Solar generators. Diesel generators. Shore
power cords. Fridges. Freezers.
Air conditioners. Water heaters. Microwave ovens. Propellers. What do
all these have to do with
sailboats? I think the answer is people like that don't want a
sailboat. They want to put their house
inside a boat. That's OK if they just stayed far far away from people
who don't want to be hassled
by all their commotion. And out of sight of people who don't want
houses navigating around.
Not to mention their air pollution.



Why do anchorages these days have to smell like an airport or a
truck stop?


All the crap they must haul around with them is a form of denial. They
"enjoy" life through possessing material objects.


Why does the biggest smelliest noisiest boat always anchor right
upwind of the fleet?
They can't seem to stay away. They get as close to you as they
can. It's as if they really want to
bother you. The one thing all boats need is a decibel meter. If it
gets higher than normal speech then
it explodes and sinks the boat.... YES! And they need a diesel fume
detector. If it goes off it empties
the holding tank into the bilge.
I always thought sailors were a quiet, uncomplicated group. I've
discovered there's way too many
selfish people who aren't sailors. They're Winnebago drivers lost on
the water.... They're confused.
They think Spock said "the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the
few or the many."


Cheers,
Ellen


This post is so excellent, I feel have almost ruined it by the
addition of my comments.

When things become "commercialized" (that is, money to be made) the
entry bar is lowered. Things are made comfortable, easy, "safe" and
"fun". There are some things this will never happen to. Things that
require great physical expenditure and suffering. Things that only pay
in contentment and are not fun.

Ya know, Chanteuse hasn't got any of the stuff mentioned on board...but
I am not going to sit and criticize someone else because they either
want, need, or just have that equipment. The important thing is that
they have a sailboat and that they sail. There is only one person on
this group who has an ulterior motive for talking about possessions, but
we all know his game. Carping about what someone else has just shows
what a mean spirit you have. This is not a group of purists. If you
want purism, go find a group that caters to anachronistic sailing...If
camping out in your boat is what you like, then camp. But don't sit and
judge those that don't suit your style.


oh...we do have a propeller...a two blade...whoop-dee....

Scotty September 25th 06 05:14 PM

Where does it end?
 

"katy" wrote in


Wind generators. Solar generators. Diesel

generators. Shore power
cords. Fridges. Freezers.
Air conditioners. Water heaters. Microwave ovens.

Propellers.





Ya know, Chanteuse hasn't got any of the stuff mentioned

on board...


No prop?


Scotty



katy September 25th 06 05:37 PM

Where does it end?
 
Scotty wrote:
"katy" wrote in

Wind generators. Solar generators. Diesel

generators. Shore power
cords. Fridges. Freezers.
Air conditioners. Water heaters. Microwave ovens.

Propellers.




Ya know, Chanteuse hasn't got any of the stuff mentioned

on board...


No prop?


Scotty


I already caught that...

Ellen MacArthur September 25th 06 05:57 PM

Where does it end?
 

"Scotty" wrote
| You've slept at truck stops?



More like slept around...... Dah! Just pullin' your leg. Errr! hows about just joshing!


Cheers,
Ellen

Scotty September 25th 06 06:06 PM

Where does it end?
 

"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in
message
reenews.ne
t...

"Scotty" wrote
| You've slept at truck stops?



More like slept around...... Dah! Just pullin' your

leg. Errr! hows about just joshing!

I've slept at 100s of truck stops. really

Scotty



Ellen MacArthur September 25th 06 06:28 PM

Where does it end?
 

"katy" wrote
| Ya know, Chanteuse hasn't got any of the stuff mentioned on board...but
| I am not going to sit and criticize someone else because they either
| want, need, or just have that equipment. The important thing is that
| they have a sailboat and that they sail.


When they get to that stage they mostly motor around. If you sail you've seen it happen.
They hardly sail at all. They need the motor going all the time to keep all the electrical stuff
running. Your other point about their want's or needs, I agree a little. It's all OK if they want
to live in a house chock full of as much stuff as they can cram in. But when their stuff spills
out into the yard and into their neighbors yard and house then they've gone too far. That's
the point about sailboats I was making. Their stuff like noise, exhaust fumes and stealing
your space has no business depriving you of your peace and quiet and fresh air and privacy.

| There is only one person on
| this group who has an ulterior motive for talking about possessions, but
| we all know his game.

That would be Capt. Rob. :-) Exactly like I'm talking about. But in his case his stuff spills
out of the house. It runs down the wires to the internet. It dumps out here in the news group.
And here it pollutes the peace and quiet and privacy of many who can't stand it. But here you
can delete him. That's the remedy. You can't delete a noisy smelly space hogging house posing
as a sailboat. You just have to put up with it or move. Why should you have to move?

| Carping about what someone else has just shows
| what a mean spirit you have. This is not a group of purists. If you
| want purism, go find a group that caters to anachronistic sailing...If
| camping out in your boat is what you like, then camp. But don't sit and
| judge those that don't suit your style.

I don't have a mean bone in my body, Katy. I don't carp. I tell it like it is.... I don't judge
people who don't interfere with my rights. If somebody wants to be gay what they do in the
privacy of their house doesn't bother me one teeny bit. But when they come over and do it
on the deck of my boat they've gone to far. It's no different with smelly exhaust, noisy
generators, loud music, shouting and public drunkenness. It's coming over on the deck of my
boat. It's coming *inside* my boat. Are you saying your rights aren't important? Well, I'm
saying mine are important. People need to stop being so selfish. That guy asking about wind
generators is selfish. You can tell just by reading his posts and his reaction when he didn't
get what *he* wanted.
The only thing you have to think about is doing unto others as you would have them do to you.
Certainly you wouldn't anchor in front of somebody and choke them with diesel exhaust all night
long. And only so you could be a little more comfortable. That makes it OK to make them miserable?
That's selfish but that's how most people operate these days. It's shameful! It's un-Christian.

Cheers,
Ellen

Capt. JG September 25th 06 06:40 PM

Where does it end?
 
That's right. Get out the hammer, or better yet go natural and pick up a
rock, and smash that compass. Also, smash or remove anything that isn't
natural. Take down those Dacron sails and burn them (no matches please),
remove the aluminum mast and use something made of wood. No stainless
fasteners please. While you're at it, remove all clothing (Scotty will like
this) that isn't 100% natural fibers.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Gilligan" wrote in message
. ..

"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message
reenews.net...


This post is absolutely brilliant. In life one should always strive to
simplify, to reduce to the essentials.



Wind generators. Solar generators. Diesel generators. Shore power
cords. Fridges. Freezers.
Air conditioners. Water heaters. Microwave ovens. Propellers. What do all
these have to do with
sailboats? I think the answer is people like that don't want a sailboat.
They want to put their house
inside a boat. That's OK if they just stayed far far away from people who
don't want to be hassled
by all their commotion. And out of sight of people who don't want houses
navigating around.
Not to mention their air pollution.



Why do anchorages these days have to smell like an airport or a
truck stop?


All the crap they must haul around with them is a form of denial. They
"enjoy" life through possessing material objects.


Why does the biggest smelliest noisiest boat always anchor right upwind
of the fleet?
They can't seem to stay away. They get as close to you as they can.
It's as if they really want to
bother you. The one thing all boats need is a decibel meter. If it gets
higher than normal speech then
it explodes and sinks the boat.... YES! And they need a diesel fume
detector. If it goes off it empties
the holding tank into the bilge.
I always thought sailors were a quiet, uncomplicated group. I've
discovered there's way too many
selfish people who aren't sailors. They're Winnebago drivers lost on the
water.... They're confused.
They think Spock said "the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the few
or the many."



Cheers,
Ellen


This post is so excellent, I feel have almost ruined it by the addition of
my comments.

When things become "commercialized" (that is, money to be made) the entry
bar is lowered. Things are made comfortable, easy, "safe" and "fun". There
are some things this will never happen to. Things that require great
physical expenditure and suffering. Things that only pay in contentment
and are not fun.




Capt. JG September 25th 06 06:41 PM

Where does it end?
 
Ellen has just slept around.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in
message
reenews.ne
t...

"Scotty" wrote
| You've slept at truck stops?



More like slept around...... Dah! Just pullin' your

leg. Errr! hows about just joshing!

I've slept at 100s of truck stops. really

Scotty





DSK September 25th 06 06:51 PM

Where does it end?
 
Capt. JG wrote:
That's right. Get out the hammer, or better yet go natural and pick up a
rock, and smash that compass. Also, smash or remove anything that isn't
natural. Take down those Dacron sails and burn them (no matches please),
remove the aluminum mast and use something made of wood. No stainless
fasteners please. While you're at it, remove all clothing (Scotty will like
this) that isn't 100% natural fibers.


Don't forget the boat is made out of evil fiberglass. And
God hates people with indoor plumbing, too.

DSK




Frank Boettcher September 25th 06 07:02 PM

Where does it end?
 
On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:57:02 -0400, katy
wrote:

Gilligan wrote:
"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message
reenews.net...

This post is absolutely brilliant. In life one should always strive to
simplify, to reduce to the essentials.


Wind generators. Solar generators. Diesel generators. Shore power
cords. Fridges. Freezers.
Air conditioners. Water heaters. Microwave ovens. Propellers. What do all
these have to do with
sailboats? I think the answer is people like that don't want a sailboat.
They want to put their house
inside a boat. That's OK if they just stayed far far away from people who
don't want to be hassled
by all their commotion. And out of sight of people who don't want houses
navigating around.
Not to mention their air pollution.



Why do anchorages these days have to smell like an airport or a
truck stop?


All the crap they must haul around with them is a form of denial. They
"enjoy" life through possessing material objects.


Why does the biggest smelliest noisiest boat always anchor right upwind of
the fleet?
They can't seem to stay away. They get as close to you as they can.
It's as if they really want to
bother you. The one thing all boats need is a decibel meter. If it gets
higher than normal speech then
it explodes and sinks the boat.... YES! And they need a diesel fume
detector. If it goes off it empties
the holding tank into the bilge.
I always thought sailors were a quiet, uncomplicated group. I've
discovered there's way too many
selfish people who aren't sailors. They're Winnebago drivers lost on the
water.... They're confused.
They think Spock said "the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the few
or the many."


Cheers,
Ellen


This post is so excellent, I feel have almost ruined it by the addition of
my comments.

When things become "commercialized" (that is, money to be made) the entry
bar is lowered. Things are made comfortable, easy, "safe" and "fun". There
are some things this will never happen to. Things that require great
physical expenditure and suffering. Things that only pay in contentment and
are not fun.


Ya know, Chanteuse hasn't got any of the stuff mentioned on board...but
I am not going to sit and criticize someone else because they either
want, need, or just have that equipment. .............


I certainly will depending on the noise and smell.

I've been anchored in a protected cove with opening ports, hatches and
windscoop my method of cooling and had boats come up running
generators so they could have AC and TV and/or loud music devices.
Generally they are the same idiots who will not tie off their
halyards, let them slap against their masts all night since, with
their boats closed up, and the drone of the genset and AC, they can't
hear them.

Frank






Scotty September 25th 06 07:06 PM

Where does it end?
 

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
That's right. Get out the hammer, or better yet go natural

and pick up a
rock, and smash that compass. Also, smash or remove

anything that isn't
natural. Take down those Dacron sails and burn them (no

matches please),
remove the aluminum mast and use something made of wood.

No stainless
fasteners please. While you're at it, remove all clothing

(Scotty will like
this)


and you won't?



Scotty September 25th 06 07:10 PM

Where does it end?
 
That reminds me, I must have seen at least a dozen sailboats
motoring WITH the wind. Most of them were Big Bendys with
matching dodgers, biminis, sailcovers, in mast furling,
radar, and all the bells and whistles, yet, they were
motoring on a perfect sailing day. What's up with that?


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_



"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in
message
reenews.ne
t...

"katy" wrote
| Ya know, Chanteuse hasn't got any of the stuff mentioned

on board...but
| I am not going to sit and criticize someone else because

they either
| want, need, or just have that equipment. The important

thing is that
| they have a sailboat and that they sail.


When they get to that stage they mostly motor around.

If you sail you've seen it happen.
They hardly sail at all. They need the motor going all the

time to keep all the electrical stuff
running. Your other point about their want's or needs, I

agree a little. It's all OK if they want
to live in a house chock full of as much stuff as they can

cram in. But when their stuff spills
out into the yard and into their neighbors yard and house

then they've gone too far. That's
the point about sailboats I was making. Their stuff like

noise, exhaust fumes and stealing
your space has no business depriving you of your peace and

quiet and fresh air and privacy.

| There is only one person on
| this group who has an ulterior motive for talking about

possessions, but
| we all know his game.

That would be Capt. Rob. :-) Exactly like I'm

talking about. But in his case his stuff spills
out of the house. It runs down the wires to the internet.

It dumps out here in the news group.
And here it pollutes the peace and quiet and privacy of

many who can't stand it. But here you
can delete him. That's the remedy. You can't delete a

noisy smelly space hogging house posing
as a sailboat. You just have to put up with it or move.

Why should you have to move?

| Carping about what someone else has just shows
| what a mean spirit you have. This is not a group of

purists. If you
| want purism, go find a group that caters to

anachronistic sailing...If
| camping out in your boat is what you like, then camp.

But don't sit and
| judge those that don't suit your style.

I don't have a mean bone in my body, Katy. I don't

carp. I tell it like it is.... I don't judge
people who don't interfere with my rights. If somebody

wants to be gay what they do in the
privacy of their house doesn't bother me one teeny bit.

But when they come over and do it
on the deck of my boat they've gone to far. It's no

different with smelly exhaust, noisy
generators, loud music, shouting and public drunkenness.

It's coming over on the deck of my
boat. It's coming *inside* my boat. Are you saying your

rights aren't important? Well, I'm
saying mine are important. People need to stop being so

selfish. That guy asking about wind
generators is selfish. You can tell just by reading his

posts and his reaction when he didn't
get what *he* wanted.
The only thing you have to think about is doing unto

others as you would have them do to you.
Certainly you wouldn't anchor in front of somebody and

choke them with diesel exhaust all night
long. And only so you could be a little more comfortable.

That makes it OK to make them miserable?
That's selfish but that's how most people operate these

days. It's shameful! It's un-Christian.

Cheers,
Ellen




katy September 25th 06 07:18 PM

Where does it end?
 
Scotty wrote:
That reminds me, I must have seen at least a dozen sailboats
motoring WITH the wind. Most of them were Big Bendys with
matching dodgers, biminis, sailcovers, in mast furling,
radar, and all the bells and whistles, yet, they were
motoring on a perfect sailing day. What's up with that?


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_



"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in
message
reenews.ne
t...
"katy" wrote
| Ya know, Chanteuse hasn't got any of the stuff mentioned

on board...but
| I am not going to sit and criticize someone else because

they either
| want, need, or just have that equipment. The important

thing is that
| they have a sailboat and that they sail.


When they get to that stage they mostly motor around.

If you sail you've seen it happen.
They hardly sail at all. They need the motor going all the

time to keep all the electrical stuff
running. Your other point about their want's or needs, I

agree a little. It's all OK if they want
to live in a house chock full of as much stuff as they can

cram in. But when their stuff spills
out into the yard and into their neighbors yard and house

then they've gone too far. That's
the point about sailboats I was making. Their stuff like

noise, exhaust fumes and stealing
your space has no business depriving you of your peace and

quiet and fresh air and privacy.
| There is only one person on
| this group who has an ulterior motive for talking about

possessions, but
| we all know his game.

That would be Capt. Rob. :-) Exactly like I'm

talking about. But in his case his stuff spills
out of the house. It runs down the wires to the internet.

It dumps out here in the news group.
And here it pollutes the peace and quiet and privacy of

many who can't stand it. But here you
can delete him. That's the remedy. You can't delete a

noisy smelly space hogging house posing
as a sailboat. You just have to put up with it or move.

Why should you have to move?
| Carping about what someone else has just shows
| what a mean spirit you have. This is not a group of

purists. If you
| want purism, go find a group that caters to

anachronistic sailing...If
| camping out in your boat is what you like, then camp.

But don't sit and
| judge those that don't suit your style.

I don't have a mean bone in my body, Katy. I don't

carp. I tell it like it is.... I don't judge
people who don't interfere with my rights. If somebody

wants to be gay what they do in the
privacy of their house doesn't bother me one teeny bit.

But when they come over and do it
on the deck of my boat they've gone to far. It's no

different with smelly exhaust, noisy
generators, loud music, shouting and public drunkenness.

It's coming over on the deck of my
boat. It's coming *inside* my boat. Are you saying your

rights aren't important? Well, I'm
saying mine are important. People need to stop being so

selfish. That guy asking about wind
generators is selfish. You can tell just by reading his

posts and his reaction when he didn't
get what *he* wanted.
The only thing you have to think about is doing unto

others as you would have them do to you.
Certainly you wouldn't anchor in front of somebody and

choke them with diesel exhaust all night
long. And only so you could be a little more comfortable.

That makes it OK to make them miserable?
That's selfish but that's how most people operate these

days. It's shameful! It's un-Christian.
Cheers,
Ellen



They needed to get somewhere faster?

katy September 25th 06 07:33 PM

Where does it end?
 
Ellen MacArthur wrote:
A whole lot of carping, complaining, and getting in the way of others

rights....

katy September 25th 06 07:33 PM

Where does it end?
 
Capt. JG wrote:
Ellen has just slept around.

I doubt it....

katy September 25th 06 07:34 PM

Where does it end?
 
DSK wrote:
Capt. JG wrote:
That's right. Get out the hammer, or better yet go natural and pick up
a rock, and smash that compass. Also, smash or remove anything that
isn't natural. Take down those Dacron sails and burn them (no matches
please), remove the aluminum mast and use something made of wood. No
stainless fasteners please. While you're at it, remove all clothing
(Scotty will like this) that isn't 100% natural fibers.


Don't forget the boat is made out of evil fiberglass. And God hates
people with indoor plumbing, too.

DSK



You finally got that toilet installed?

Capt. JG September 25th 06 07:36 PM

Where does it end?
 
Yeah, I've been known to go fix the problem late at night on some other
boats in the marina. I put a nice knot in them (something they can undo
easily) but something obvious in the hope they'll get the message. No one is
ever there when I go by, so that means they put it away and left.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Frank Boettcher" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:57:02 -0400, katy
wrote:

Gilligan wrote:
"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message
reenews.net...

This post is absolutely brilliant. In life one should always strive to
simplify, to reduce to the essentials.


Wind generators. Solar generators. Diesel generators. Shore power
cords. Fridges. Freezers.
Air conditioners. Water heaters. Microwave ovens. Propellers. What do
all
these have to do with
sailboats? I think the answer is people like that don't want a
sailboat.
They want to put their house
inside a boat. That's OK if they just stayed far far away from people
who
don't want to be hassled
by all their commotion. And out of sight of people who don't want
houses
navigating around.
Not to mention their air pollution.


Why do anchorages these days have to smell like an airport or a
truck stop?

All the crap they must haul around with them is a form of denial. They
"enjoy" life through possessing material objects.


Why does the biggest smelliest noisiest boat always anchor right upwind
of
the fleet?
They can't seem to stay away. They get as close to you as they can.
It's as if they really want to
bother you. The one thing all boats need is a decibel meter. If it gets
higher than normal speech then
it explodes and sinks the boat.... YES! And they need a diesel fume
detector. If it goes off it empties
the holding tank into the bilge.
I always thought sailors were a quiet, uncomplicated group. I've
discovered there's way too many
selfish people who aren't sailors. They're Winnebago drivers lost on
the
water.... They're confused.
They think Spock said "the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the
few
or the many."

Cheers,
Ellen

This post is so excellent, I feel have almost ruined it by the addition
of
my comments.

When things become "commercialized" (that is, money to be made) the
entry
bar is lowered. Things are made comfortable, easy, "safe" and "fun".
There
are some things this will never happen to. Things that require great
physical expenditure and suffering. Things that only pay in contentment
and
are not fun.


Ya know, Chanteuse hasn't got any of the stuff mentioned on board...but
I am not going to sit and criticize someone else because they either
want, need, or just have that equipment. .............


I certainly will depending on the noise and smell.

I've been anchored in a protected cove with opening ports, hatches and
windscoop my method of cooling and had boats come up running
generators so they could have AC and TV and/or loud music devices.
Generally they are the same idiots who will not tie off their
halyards, let them slap against their masts all night since, with
their boats closed up, and the drone of the genset and AC, they can't
hear them.

Frank








Capt. JG September 25th 06 07:37 PM

Where does it end?
 
That's right. Even Joe's boat wouldn't qualify. Neal was right... only cedar
buckets allowed aboard.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"DSK" wrote in message
...
Capt. JG wrote:
That's right. Get out the hammer, or better yet go natural and pick up a
rock, and smash that compass. Also, smash or remove anything that isn't
natural. Take down those Dacron sails and burn them (no matches please),
remove the aluminum mast and use something made of wood. No stainless
fasteners please. While you're at it, remove all clothing (Scotty will
like this) that isn't 100% natural fibers.


Don't forget the boat is made out of evil fiberglass. And God hates people
with indoor plumbing, too.

DSK






Capt. JG September 25th 06 07:38 PM

Where does it end?
 
Ellen is guy. So, no. I wouldn't enjoy it.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
That's right. Get out the hammer, or better yet go natural

and pick up a
rock, and smash that compass. Also, smash or remove

anything that isn't
natural. Take down those Dacron sails and burn them (no

matches please),
remove the aluminum mast and use something made of wood.

No stainless
fasteners please. While you're at it, remove all clothing

(Scotty will like
this)


and you won't?





Ellen MacArthur September 25th 06 07:42 PM

Where does it end?
 

"Frank Boettcher" wrote

| I've been anchored in a protected cove with opening ports, hatches and
| windscoop my method of cooling and had boats come up running
| generators so they could have AC and TV and/or loud music devices.
| Generally they are the same idiots who will not tie off their
| halyards, let them slap against their masts all night since, with
| their boats closed up, and the drone of the genset and AC, they can't
| hear them.


Can you beat this one? Me and a friend anchored in an out of the way little cove one
afternoon. We wanted to watch the sunset sip some wine and have a quiet night. It was great.
We were the only boat in there. About ten minutes before sunset this big ugly motor boat
comes in on a plane. He wakes us then turns and anchors about fifty feet from us. (The cove
was big enough that he could have anchored a hundred yards away easy.) Right smack dab in
the exact spot where we can't see the sunset. He totally blocked the view. He plays loud music.
He cooks some burgers on his barbeque. He has two dogs running around barking. Thank God
he left about a half hour after sunset. Can you get any more rude and selfish than that?
Hey, does Capt. Rob have a motorboat too?


Cheers,
Ellen

Ellen MacArthur September 25th 06 08:06 PM

Where does it end?
 

"Capt. JG" wrote
| Ellen is guy. So, no. I wouldn't enjoy it.



Uh huh! http://www.badongo.com/pic/295524


Cheers,
Ellen

John Cairns September 25th 06 08:17 PM

Where does it end?
 

"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message
reenews.net...
I always thought sailors were a quiet, uncomplicated group.

Cheers,
Ellen


Haven't met many sailors, have you?

Bwahahahahhahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhaha

John Cairns



Joe September 25th 06 08:21 PM

Where does it end?
 

Capt. JG wrote:
That's right. Get out the hammer, or better yet go natural and pick up a
rock, and smash that compass. Also, smash or remove anything that isn't
natural. Take down those Dacron sails and burn them (no matches please),
remove the aluminum mast and use something made of wood. No stainless
fasteners please. While you're at it, remove all clothing (Scotty will like
this) that isn't 100% natural fibers.


Indeed Jon

Ellen would do better floating on her back holding up a branch as a
sail.
Naked of course...all el natural. Thats pure, anything else is fluff
and not needed.
Can you feel the Zen?

Joe



--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Gilligan" wrote in message
. ..

"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message
reenews.net...


This post is absolutely brilliant. In life one should always strive to
simplify, to reduce to the essentials.



Wind generators. Solar generators. Diesel generators. Shore power
cords. Fridges. Freezers.
Air conditioners. Water heaters. Microwave ovens. Propellers. What do all
these have to do with
sailboats? I think the answer is people like that don't want a sailboat.
They want to put their house
inside a boat. That's OK if they just stayed far far away from people who
don't want to be hassled
by all their commotion. And out of sight of people who don't want houses
navigating around.
Not to mention their air pollution.



Why do anchorages these days have to smell like an airport or a
truck stop?


All the crap they must haul around with them is a form of denial. They
"enjoy" life through possessing material objects.


Why does the biggest smelliest noisiest boat always anchor right upwind
of the fleet?
They can't seem to stay away. They get as close to you as they can.
It's as if they really want to
bother you. The one thing all boats need is a decibel meter. If it gets
higher than normal speech then
it explodes and sinks the boat.... YES! And they need a diesel fume
detector. If it goes off it empties
the holding tank into the bilge.
I always thought sailors were a quiet, uncomplicated group. I've
discovered there's way too many
selfish people who aren't sailors. They're Winnebago drivers lost on the
water.... They're confused.
They think Spock said "the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the few
or the many."



Cheers,
Ellen


This post is so excellent, I feel have almost ruined it by the addition of
my comments.

When things become "commercialized" (that is, money to be made) the entry
bar is lowered. Things are made comfortable, easy, "safe" and "fun". There
are some things this will never happen to. Things that require great
physical expenditure and suffering. Things that only pay in contentment
and are not fun.



Ellen MacArthur September 25th 06 08:28 PM

Where does it end?
 

"Joe" wrote
| Ellen would do better floating on her back holding up a branch as a
| sail.
| Naked of course...all el natural. Thats pure, anything else is fluff
| and not needed.
| Can you feel the Zen?



I'm not gonna post any nude photo links. Swimming naked IS the best! :-) Check for jellyfish first.
Watch out for red tide. If you wear a bathing suit scrubbing the boat bottom clean you can get sea
lice (not really lice but that's what they're called). They bite you under your bathing suit but not
on your bare skin.


Cheers,
Ellen

Ellen MacArthur September 25th 06 08:29 PM

Where does it end?
 

"John Cairns" wrote
| Haven't met many sailors, have you?
| Bwahahahahhahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhaha


None here so far..... Hee hee heeee!


Cheers,
Ellen


Scotty September 25th 06 08:41 PM

Where does it end?
 
0
"katy" wrote in message
...
Scotty wrote:
That reminds me, I must have seen at least a dozen

sailboats
motoring WITH the wind. Most of them were Big Bendys

with
matching dodgers, biminis, sailcovers, in mast furling,
radar, and all the bells and whistles, yet, they were
motoring on a perfect sailing day. What's up with that?


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_



"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in
message

reenews.ne
t...
"katy" wrote
| Ya know, Chanteuse hasn't got any of the stuff

mentioned
on board...but
| I am not going to sit and criticize someone else

because
?
That's selfish but that's how most people operate these

days. It's shameful! It's un-Christian.
Cheers,
Ellen



They needed to get somewhere faster?


I was sailing at 6 ~ 6.5 kts, I guess they were motoring at
8.

Scotty



Scotty September 25th 06 08:45 PM

Where does it end?
 

"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in
message
reenews.ne
t...

"Frank Boettcher" wrote

| I've been anchored in a protected cove with opening

ports, hatches and
| windscoop my method of cooling and had boats come up

running
| generators so they could have AC and TV and/or loud

music devices.
| Generally they are the same idiots who will not tie off

their
| halyards, let them slap against their masts all night

since, with
| their boats closed up, and the drone of the genset and

AC, they can't
| hear them.


Can you beat this one? Me and a friend anchored in

an out of the way little cove one
afternoon. We wanted to watch the sunset sip some wine and

have a quiet night. It was great.
We were the only boat in there. About ten minutes before

sunset this big ugly motor boat
comes in on a plane. He wakes us then turns and anchors

about fifty feet from us. (The cove
was big enough that he could have anchored a hundred yards

away easy.) Right smack dab in
the exact spot where we can't see the sunset. He totally

blocked the view. He plays loud music.
He cooks some burgers on his barbeque. He has two dogs

running around barking. Thank God
he left about a half hour after sunset. Can you get any

more rude and selfish than that?


do you have a knife, can you swim?

Scotty



Scotty September 25th 06 08:46 PM

Where does it end?
 

"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in
message
reenews.ne
t...

"Joe" wrote
| Ellen would do better floating on her back holding up a

branch as a
| sail.
| Naked of course...all el natural. Thats pure, anything

else is fluff
| and not needed.
| Can you feel the Zen?



I'm not gonna post any nude photo links. Swimming

naked IS the best! :-) Check for jellyfish first.
Watch out for red tide. If you wear a bathing suit

scrubbing the boat bottom clean you can get sea
lice (not really lice but that's what they're called).

They bite you under your bathing suit but not
on your bare skin.



Will you scrub my bottom?

Scotty



katy September 25th 06 09:38 PM

Where does it end?
 
Ellen MacArthur wrote:
"Frank Boettcher" wrote

| I've been anchored in a protected cove with opening ports, hatches and
| windscoop my method of cooling and had boats come up running
| generators so they could have AC and TV and/or loud music devices.
| Generally they are the same idiots who will not tie off their
| halyards, let them slap against their masts all night since, with
| their boats closed up, and the drone of the genset and AC, they can't
| hear them.


Can you beat this one? Me and a friend anchored in an out of the way little cove one
afternoon. We wanted to watch the sunset sip some wine and have a quiet night. It was great.
We were the only boat in there. About ten minutes before sunset this big ugly motor boat
comes in on a plane. He wakes us then turns and anchors about fifty feet from us. (The cove
was big enough that he could have anchored a hundred yards away easy.) Right smack dab in
the exact spot where we can't see the sunset. He totally blocked the view. He plays loud music.
He cooks some burgers on his barbeque. He has two dogs running around barking. Thank God
he left about a half hour after sunset. Can you get any more rude and selfish than that?
Hey, does Capt. Rob have a motorboat too?


Cheers,
Ellen

Seems to me you had some choices:
1. You could have got out a gun and shot them all dead.
2. You could have swum under his boat and sawed off his props.
3. You could sit and have a private hissy and end up taking a brittle
of antacids and a handful of blood pressure medication.
4..You could have pulled anchor and reset...in front of him.

katy September 25th 06 09:40 PM

Where does it end?
 
Ellen MacArthur wrote:
"Capt. JG" wrote
| Ellen is guy. So, no. I wouldn't enjoy it.



Uh huh! http://www.badongo.com/pic/295524


Cheers,
Ellen



I"Omly a paper doll....."

Capt. JG September 25th 06 10:10 PM

Where does it end?
 
I like #4. Then get a very smokey bbq going.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"katy" wrote in message
...
Ellen MacArthur wrote:
"Frank Boettcher" wrote | I've been anchored in
a protected cove with opening ports, hatches and
| windscoop my method of cooling and had boats come up running
| generators so they could have AC and TV and/or loud music devices.
| Generally they are the same idiots who will not tie off their
| halyards, let them slap against their masts all night since, with
| their boats closed up, and the drone of the genset and AC, they can't
| hear them.


Can you beat this one? Me and a friend anchored in an out of the
way little cove one afternoon. We wanted to watch the sunset sip some
wine and have a quiet night. It was great. We were the only boat in
there. About ten minutes before sunset this big ugly motor boat comes in
on a plane. He wakes us then turns and anchors about fifty feet from us.
(The cove was big enough that he could have anchored a hundred yards away
easy.) Right smack dab in the exact spot where we can't see the sunset.
He totally blocked the view. He plays loud music. He cooks some burgers
on his barbeque. He has two dogs running around barking. Thank God he
left about a half hour after sunset. Can you get any more rude and
selfish than that?
Hey, does Capt. Rob have a motorboat too?


Cheers,
Ellen

Seems to me you had some choices:
1. You could have got out a gun and shot them all dead.
2. You could have swum under his boat and sawed off his props.
3. You could sit and have a private hissy and end up taking a brittle of
antacids and a handful of blood pressure medication.
4..You could have pulled anchor and reset...in front of him.





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