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Gilligan September 21st 06 12:38 AM

Are my arms strong enough?
 

"Jeff" wrote in message
...
Gilligan wrote:

I don't think I'm going to post here again. The jig is up! Nomen exposed
me! Tremendous detective work on his part. The internet gumshoe. Now I'm
ruined. Worse yet, I've had that IP address tattoed on my forehead!!!

aaahahahahahahaahaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh aahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! !

I don't think he'll ever get it.

ahahahahahaaahaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa a!!!!!

woooo!


Now let me get this straight, are you saying the Babs and Jax are really
the same person???


It's even worse than that Jeff ---- Lloyd Bonifide may be Liberace! What
till Lloyd finds out, boy will he be mad!!
There's nothing worse than an angry Korean War Veteran.



LLoyd Bonifide September 21st 06 12:57 AM

Are my arms strong enough?
 
No, I'm not Liberace or a sock puppet. Here is the real me at my webpage:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...did=234 50555

Read the profile if you don't believe it's me.


Lloyd Bonifide



katy September 21st 06 01:13 AM

Are my arms strong enough?
 
Gilligan wrote:
Hey everyone, which is your favorite sockpuppet?

71.196.248.53 "Babs Johnson"
71.196.248.53 "Anthony"
71.196.248.53 "Barbara"
71.196.248.53 "Babs Johnson"
71.196.248.53 "Beneteau Bozo"
71.196.248.53 "Barbara"
71.196.248.53 "Bluto"
71.196.248.53 "Beneteau Bozo"
71.196.248.53 "Bob Crantz"
71.196.248.53 "Bluto"
71.196.248.53 "Ed Wood"
71.196.248.53 "Bob Crantz" Re
71.196.248.53 "Gilligan"
71.196.248.53 "Ed Wood" B9 From Outer Space!
71.196.248.53 "Jax"
71.196.248.53 "Gilligan"
71.196.248.53 "LLoyd Bonafide"
71.196.248.53 "Jax"
71.196.248.53 "Lloyd Bonifide"
71.196.248.53 "LLoyd Bonifide"
71.196.248.53 "Reverend Crantz"
71.196.248.53 "Lloyd Bonifide"
71.196.248.53 "Rodney King"
71.196.248.53 "Reverend Crantz"
71.196.248.53 .
71.196.248.53 "Rodney King"



Hey///Babs isn't a sockpuppet!

Jonathan Ganz September 21st 06 01:13 AM

Are my arms strong enough?
 
In article ,
Gilligan wrote:
Hey everyone, which is your favorite sockpuppet?
71.196.248.53 "Reverend Crantz"


This one.
--
Capt. JG @@
www.sailnow.com



Gilligan September 21st 06 05:01 AM

Are my arms strong enough?
 

"Non scrivetemi" wrote in message
tonsmith.info...


if you were bright enough
to master the fine art of amateurish trolling by way of multiple From:
headers.


I have mastered the fine art of amateurish trolling.

Ever notice what I hook with those amateurish trolls?

Stick around, you may actually catch on (pun intended).




Gilligan September 21st 06 01:24 PM

Are my arms strong enough?
 

"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message
...
Gilligan wrote:

I have mastered


flush

The only thing you've "mastered" is an uncanny ability to prove yourself
rather proud of your trailer trash heritage, not dissimilar to any
other random mongoloid sitting on a tin porch strumming his banjo with
the blank stare of milking stock on his face every product of too many
generations of sibling interbreeding has. Like the rest of your gap
toothed kin you believe ****ing all over yourself makes you look witty
and clever. It doesn't. It just makes you smell like a sewer and causes
cankers at the corners of your siblings' mouths.


You got that right.

You're not new or innovative, you're about as notable as a queef
in a category 6 junior. I've skull****ed roadkill with so much more
nyuk value than you you're nothing in my world but a pathetic excuse
for a minor diversion. A poofter imitating a scratching post I can
sharpen my talons on until a real challenge blunders by.


Glad you figured that out.


But hey.... if you wanna test your mettle a bit and find out just who
can teach who something about "trolling", then by all means feel free
to sit up at attention and bark on command for me some more. Boy.


I'm all ears!





Ellen MacArthur September 21st 06 05:36 PM

Are my arms strong enough?
 

"Borked Pseudo Mailed" wrote |
| What happened to teaching me something, you pathetic ****?



Maybe he gave up! He knows morons aren't capable of learning anything. They learn a handful of obscene words.
This fills their pea brains to the rim....

Cheers,
Ellen

Gilligan September 21st 06 07:32 PM

Are my arms strong enough?
 

"Borked Pseudo Mailed" wrote in message
d.net...
Gilligan wrote:

You got that right.


Glad you figured that out.


I'm all ears!


That's the very best you've got? Your 'A' game?


Rest assured there is nothing better. Guaranteed!



What happened to teaching me something, you pathetic ****?


You expected to learn something from gap toothed trailer trash?

I am very pathetic. In fact, the only validation I get in life is when you
pay attention to me. Please don't ignore me. I am nothing without you.
Please, please respond or I will be so crushed. I need you. I will cling to
you like the dingleberries on the rear end of a diarrheac mule. I am nothing
but a semi-dried piece of feces and I need a horse's ass to cling to. Please
be it, please! At least come back to kick some more dirt on me. Please!!!!



Gilligan September 21st 06 08:29 PM

Are my arms strong enough?
 

"Norman Nescio" wrote in message
...
Ellen MacArthur wrote:


"Borked Pseudo Mailed" wrote |
| What happened to teaching me something, you pathetic ****?



Maybe he gave up! He knows morons aren't capable of learning
anything. They learn a handful of obscene words.


Uh huh. And maybe he's just a pathetic, noisy ****, too.


I am! I am! Really!!!!!


This fills their pea brains to the rim....


Any time you care to match brain capacity just wag your tail and say so
sweetie. I can take a healthy dump on your day just as easy as I can any
other ninnyhammer's.


I can feel the power! You the man Norman!!!

One question, Norman. Do you always use your brain to take a dump?

Don't stop paying attention to me now Norman!!! Do you like men?



Ellen MacArthur September 21st 06 08:55 PM

Are my arms strong enough?
 

"Nomen Nescio" wrote
| Any time you care to match brain capacity just wag your tail and say so
| sweetie. I can take a healthy dump on your day just as easy as I can any
| other ninnyhammer's.


Your good for a laugh, Nescio. That's all. Too bad you don't understand how pitiful and impotent you sound.
Your silly threats are empty. Be careful of taking a healthy dump. Might not be enough of you left to get up off
the potty! (giggle)


Cheers,
Ellen


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