Might as well finish you off.

I do own a sailboat.

It's a Newport.

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Your nurse textbook doesn't fit the real world much does it?



Uh, where does Suzanne work, Bob? Hmmm?

Oops

RB
35s5
NY

I do own a sailboat.




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35s5
NY

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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I do own a sailboat.




WHOOOO HOOOOOOO!!! GOT YA!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!


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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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Your nurse textbook doesn't fit the real world much does it?



Uh, where does Suzanne work, Bob? Hmmm?

I know where Suzanne works.

It was you quoting out of some oddball nurse text book. I was pointing out
some of the shortcomings of the text book. Care to illustrate any points
that I made that were incorrect?

Let me know when you need some help, there is one thing you missed and could
have won this whole thing handily. But then you would actually have to have
working knowledge and hands on experience. Keep flapping flounder boy, just
say uncle when you run out of flap.

Bob Crantz

I know where Suzanne works.

It was you quoting out of some oddball nurse text book.


Yeah, it's just the standard text for final semester RN's. Damn oddball
book!


Bwahahahhahahahaha!


RB
35s5
NY

St Francis of Long Island Job Requirements:

http://8.7.96.79/work_with_us/detail.cfm?id=4

Everyone requires 12 lead!

What is the relevance of the text book or the nurses exam to the actual
practice at a leading cardiac clinic?

Are you saying your wife wasn't really prepared to enter real practice?



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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
. ..
Might as well finish you off.

I do own a sailboat.

It's a Newport.

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!