"Thom Stewart" wrote in message

Being rescued by some one who listened to ASA MOB techniques?

Oh there's far worse.... like having Bobsprit try to rescue you!!

***SCENE 2 ***
Bobsprit :- "Here hold on to this spearshaft!!"
[fires spear into victim]
Victim :-"Groan"
Bobsprit:- "I'll just get my flippers on before I get my GPS to enter the
Waypoint and then I'll fix a line to this here Ring Buoy and swim it out to
you"
Victim:-"Groan"
Bobsprit-:"Oh wait I'll call for help on both my cell phones first"
Victim:-"Groan"
---Fade to footage of Shark Fin approaching---
***CUT***

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