We New Yorkers don't LIVE WHERE YOU ARE. Get it? That's why it has a
different name; NEW YORK.


In other words, it's York only with better advertising.

Maxprop wrote:
Praise the Lord and Hail Mary. There is a God. We have to put up with
Chicagoans. New Yawkahs would be over the top.


You're lucky. We got a million of 'em here. They're a PITA
and NYC won't take 'em back. I guess you never really hang
around Oriental very much, the population there is about 50%
Noo Yawkerrs.

DSK

"DSK" wrote
Maxprop wrote:
Praise the Lord and Hail Mary. There is a God. We have
to put up with
Chicagoans. New Yawkahs would be over the top.


You're lucky. We got a million of 'em here. They're a PITA
and NYC won't take 'em back. I guess you never really hang
around Oriental very much, the population there is about
50%
Noo Yawkerrs.


There ought to be immigration laws!

"DSK" wrote in message
...
We New Yorkers don't LIVE WHERE YOU ARE. Get it? That's why it has a
different name; NEW YORK.


In other words, it's York only with better advertising.

Maxprop wrote:
Praise the Lord and Hail Mary. There is a God. We have to put up with
Chicagoans. New Yawkahs would be over the top.


You're lucky. We got a million of 'em here. They're a PITA and NYC won't
take 'em back. I guess you never really hang around Oriental very much,
the population there is about 50% Noo Yawkerrs.

My understanding is that the tunnels and bridges leading away from Manhattan
operate on the diode principle--the New Yawkahs can leave but they aren't
allowed back in.

Makes sense.

We met a few of them in Oriental and New Bern. Most had mellowed out a bit,
but the locals were far more amiable. Once a New Yawkah, always a New
Yawkah.

Max

Maxprop wrote:
My understanding is that the tunnels and bridges leading away from Manhattan
operate on the diode principle--the New Yawkahs can leave but they aren't
allowed back in.

Makes sense.


Is that what that "E-Z Pass" toll booth stuff is all about?

We met a few of them in Oriental and New Bern. Most had mellowed out a bit,
but the locals were far more amiable. Once a New Yawkah, always a New
Yawkah.


NC courts have decided that use of the phrase, "But you've
never had a *really* *good* bagel" is grounds for
justifiable homicide.

DSK

"DSK" wrote in message
. ..
Maxprop wrote:
My understanding is that the tunnels and bridges leading away from
Manhattan operate on the diode principle--the New Yawkahs can leave but
they aren't allowed back in.

Makes sense.


Is that what that "E-Z Pass" toll booth stuff is all about?

I think so. Slams the gate shut behind 'em.


We met a few of them in Oriental and New Bern. Most had mellowed out a
bit, but the locals were far more amiable. Once a New Yawkah, always a
New Yawkah.


NC courts have decided that use of the phrase, "But you've never had a
*really* *good* bagel" is grounds for justifiable homicide.

They'll be adding to that category with time.

Max