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Thom Stewart August 1st 06 02:10 AM

Here's one for Maxi....Heart of Gold
 
Geeze;

I thought the ASA was made up of SAILORS? Tweezers are to get the Cork
out of the RUM! Anyone with any salt in their veins knows that:^)




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Thom Stewart August 1st 06 03:08 AM

Here's one for Maxi....Heart of Gold
 
Come off it Jon,

You of all people:^) What you're saying, is you very seldom have rough
conditions? those white caps on the SF Bay is calm sailing? You're
telling us that capsize you posted to us WASN"T rough conditions.

Think you better consider your post agreeing with the Nutsy. Even he
doesn't believe ROUGH means no wind. I think the only one he's convunced
is YOU!




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Capt. Rob August 1st 06 03:16 AM

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Thom Stewart wrote:
Nutsy,

All the anti-venom doesn't mean ****. When was the last time you seen a
"poisonous snake' on a boat? In Long Island Sound? Wise up!!!




Thom, don't talk about things you don't understand. I'm a former animal
handler and my father was a HS lecturer on herpetology for 12 years ICW
the NY Zoological Society. I have 1st hand experience with venomous
snakes and bites. Some of the snakes I've handled included Diamond Back
rattler, Spitting Cobra and several rear fanged snakes.


RB
35s5
NY


Joe August 1st 06 03:36 AM

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Thom Stewart wrote:
Come off it Jon,

You of all people:^) What you're saying, is you very seldom have rough
conditions? those white caps on the SF Bay is calm sailing? You're
telling us that capsize you posted to us WASN"T rough conditions.

Think you better consider your post agreeing with the Nutsy. Even he
doesn't believe ROUGH means no wind. I think the only one he's convunced
is YOU!




http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage


Sweltering Nyer's joined by the city by the bay, Bwahahahahahaahhahahah

They do not have a clue.

Joe


Thom Stewart August 1st 06 04:36 AM

Here's one for Maxi....Heart of Gold
 
Nutsy,

I asked you; when was the last time you seen a poisonous snake on a
Sailboat on Long Island Sound? I'll even go so far as to say that you
have never seen a poisonous snake,in the wild on Long Island. They don't
exist!

Now! I won't say you've never seen some one down a jigger of Rum for
"Snake Bite". done it myself.

But, I don't think there was ever a poisonous snake to witness it. Even
from you that would be to much of a Lie!




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Jonathan Ganz August 1st 06 04:51 AM

Here's one for Maxi....Heart of Gold
 
In article ,
Thom Stewart wrote:
Come off it Jon,

You of all people:^) What you're saying, is you very seldom have rough
conditions? those white caps on the SF Bay is calm sailing? You're
telling us that capsize you posted to us WASN"T rough conditions.


White caps = great sailing. The women need lots of reassurance. I
don't recall a capsize, but one of my students did lose a mast in the
central bay.

Think you better consider your post agreeing with the Nutsy. Even he
doesn't believe ROUGH means no wind. I think the only one he's convunced
is YOU!


You're right. I shouldn't even do that in jest.

--
Capt. JG @@
www.sailnow.com



Maxprop August 1st 06 04:57 AM

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"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Nutsy,
Rough means No Air?? Cripes, I'd think some one who claims to be a
Writer would be able to find a better word to describe Calm, Still, No
Breeze, Quite, Dead Calm, Flat, Slack


One who claims to be a writer would certainly have better grammar and
spelling skills, too. But take heart in the fact that if and when Bubbles
publishes a book, no one will take it seriously after reading his
definitions of "rough" weather and/or the important aspects of choosing a
particular boat to purchase, such as a big-ass swim platform.

What Bubbles calls "rough" we call a drifter.

Max



Capt. Rob August 1st 06 11:19 AM

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Now! I won't say you've never seen some one down a jigger of Rum for
"Snake Bite". done it myself.


Thom, imagine if you will that you are in the field and bitten by a
large Eastern Diamond Back rattlesnake. The bite is on the leg. You
have no phone or any manner to call from help. You have been hiking and
any kind of help is 20 miles away in either direction of difficult
terrain. You have food and water.
What do you do?


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob August 1st 06 06:32 PM

Here's one for Maxi....Heart of Gold
 

Thom Stewart wrote:
Nutsy,

The question asked was the last time you seen a poisonous Snake on a
boat on Long Island Sound. A simple "Never" is the right answer.

You're trying to change the subject. Snake bite aboard ship is a fun
way to have a drink



But I'm NOT the one who has a bogus snake bite kit on board, Thom. Look
back and see who made that claim.
BTW, "sweating it out" is the correct answer. Look it up. It's a valid
technique if you can't get help, less so if you're a smaller person vs.
the venom dosage.


RB
35s5
NY


Scotty August 3rd 06 02:59 PM

Here's one for Maxi....Heart of Gold
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...

Thom Stewart wrote:
Nutsy,

All the anti-venom doesn't mean ****. When was the last

time you seen a
"poisonous snake' on a boat? In Long Island Sound? Wise

up!!!



Thom, don't talk about things you don't understand. I'm a

former animal
handler




Washing down the cages at the zoo does not make you an
animal handler.









Some of the snakes I've handled includesnip


we don't need a long list of your former boyfriends.









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