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Capt. Rob July 26th 06 12:11 PM

Here's one for Maxi....Heart of Gold
 
Notice how Bobsprit claimed to have a secondary MOB device... notice
how
there is only one and it still has no line attached to it?


Poor dumb Mooron. You'd think he'd try enlarging that pic to see for
sure....I'll be hapy to make an ass out of him yet again....

Give me a sec.


RB
35s5
NY


DSK July 26th 06 12:35 PM

Here's one for Maxi....Heart of Gold
 
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/heartgoldweb.jpg

"Capt.Mooron" scribbled thusly:
Notice how Bobsprit claimed to have a secondary MOB device... notice how
there is only one and it still has no line attached to it? It's without a
doubt the most ill equipped vessel in regards to safety considerations that
I have ever laid eyes on.


Hey, at least he's not stowing his anchor on top of the
companionway hatch any more. Occasionally Bubbles learns
something.

What do other posters here mandate as basic safety equipment on their
vessels?


OzOne wrote:
Spare corkscrew....on a lanyard of course


A spare topless bathing suit, for young lady guests who
might not have brought theirs.

Doesn't take up much stowage room, either.

DSK


Ringmaster July 26th 06 03:33 PM

Here's one for Maxi....Heart of Gold
 
A spare topless bathing suit, for young lady guests who
might not have brought theirs.

I'm sorry, but I wouldn't want to see any of Boob****'s skanks topless.


Scotty July 26th 06 04:23 PM

Here's one for Maxi....Heart of Gold
 
HORRIFIC !

--
"Swab Rob" wrote

Rough in the context meant no AC, Maxi. It's been rough.


BB
35s5
NY




Scotty July 26th 06 04:27 PM

Here's one for Maxi....Heart of Gold
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:rZHxg.139916$I61.38655@clgrps13...

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/heartgoldweb.jpg


Notice how Bobsprit claimed to have a secondary MOB

device... notice how
there is only one and it still has no line attached to it?

It's without a
doubt the most ill equipped vessel in regards to safety

considerations that
I have ever laid eyes on.

What do other posters here mandate as basic safety

equipment on their
vessels?



Snake bite kit: knife, tweezers, Band-Aid, large bottle of
rum.

Scotty



Maxprop July 26th 06 04:55 PM

Here's one for Maxi....Heart of Gold
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...

I'm not surprised that New Yawkahs hate to sail when the wind is
actually
blowing.


Rough in the context meant no wind, Maxi. It's been rough.


You candy-ass New Yawkahs need to learn proper terminology. Rough, around
here, means 40 kts. or better with gusts, and steep, closely-spaced seas of
10' or more.

No air, around here, is Boston Whaler-to-the-beach weather. It's anything
but "rough."

Max



Maxprop July 26th 06 04:55 PM

Here's one for Maxi....Heart of Gold
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..
--
"Swab Rob" wrote

Rough in the context meant no AC, Maxi. It's been rough.


HORRIFIC !


Oh the humanity.

Max



Capt. Rob July 26th 06 05:00 PM

Here's one for Maxi....Heart of Gold
 

You candy-ass New Yawkahs need to learn proper terminology. Rough,
around
here


We New Yorkers don't LIVE WHERE YOU ARE. Get it? That's why it has a
different name; NEW YORK.
Rough means HOT, no air, dead...like Scotty's sex life and Dave's brain
and heart.

Looks rough today as well. Hot, 5-8 knots at best. Probably even worse
later on unless we get clipped by a T-storm.


RB
35s5
NY


Maxprop July 26th 06 05:01 PM

Here's one for Maxi....Heart of Gold
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:rZHxg.139916$I61.38655@clgrps13...

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/heartgoldweb.jpg


Notice how Bobsprit claimed to have a secondary MOB device... notice how
there is only one and it still has no line attached to it? It's without a
doubt the most ill equipped vessel in regards to safety considerations
that I have ever laid eyes on.


Does it really matter if it never leaves the dock? Those mounded docklines
(very lubberly) would indicate that Bubbles probably doesn't know how to
untie the boat, let alone go sailing. He could superglue the boat to the
dock with similarly successful results.

What do other posters here mandate as basic safety equipment on their
vessels?


MOB pole/float, throwable, and a Lifesling.

(This, of course, does not include all the CG-required stuff.)

Max



Scotty July 26th 06 05:12 PM

Here's one for Maxi....Heart of Gold
 

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

oups.com..
..

I'm not surprised that New Yawkahs hate to sail when the

wind is
actually
blowing.


Rough in the context meant no wind, Maxi. It's been

rough.

You candy-ass New Yawkahs need to learn proper

terminology. Rough, around
here, means 40 kts. or better with gusts, and steep,

closely-spaced seas of
10' or more.

No air, around here, is Boston Whaler-to-the-beach

weather. It's anything
but "rough."




That is because you are a sailor, Max, and boob**** is a
lubber.


--
Scotty
''One who never gets out of the Sound cannot, with
any degree of credibility, comment on the courage
of fellow sailors'' ....F.B.
http://tinyurl.com/hzaua




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