"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
So-o-o-o.. like, if you got a real killer tan.. are you still
considered
"White"??


Nope. Tanning is yet another gay activity, much like getting waxed and
it aint healthy. As I pointed out, I'm a safe sailor and won't be dying
of skin cancer from tanning. If you're not enough of a man that you
need to be tanned, tattooed or waxed...well, good luck!

Heh I can understand your reluctance to face the elements and preference to
maintain a pasty white complexion... but some of us actually work outdoors
and when it's hot out a man might remove his shirt so will get a tan.... I
realise with your physique removing any piece of clothing would be an
indecent act due to the cellulite factor.

You know of course that Brazilians have the lowest rate of skin cancer and
recommend daily exposure to sun as well as a healthy tan to promote vitamin
D.

Meanwhile you MacDonald's munchin', KFC chowin' overweight NYC'rs are
preaching a health regime and yet suffer some of the worst skin cancer and
heart attack rates in the world!

CM-