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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message

I think Ralph has just driven a bus over you. "To the moon, Alice!"

Now you're just being a spineless Suck Hole!!!!

CM-

Now I think he's backed the bus back over you.

It's very girly of you to identify a drink by the glass it goes in, rather
than the contents of the glass. Real men don't drink out of glasses. Aside
from your abode being littered with empty rum bottles, is there also a
plethora of little umbrellas and swizzle sticks? Little pirate swords to
stick through the olive? I bet you mix a mean Tom Collins you swishy boy!

I've got chunks of guys like you in my STOOL!

Amen!

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:9iGng.96557$S61.61067@edtnps90...
|
| "Ralph Waldo Emerson" wrote in message
|
| Mooron is a good name for you, sir. But, why not spell it "moron" and be
| done with it?
|
| Because I don't pander to the idiocy of the intellectually breft ...

Or the intellectually bereft?

|
| For your information, a highball (note the one-word spelling) is an
| alcohol drink
| mixed with water or carbonated beverage. So if the Ruskies drink vodka
| straight
| up (which means no water or carbonated beverage) they are NOT drinking
| highballs.
|
| Your ignorance is only exceeded by your idiocy.
| Where do I begin..... Your misinformed theory that a High Ball is a type of
| drink as oppose to a type of glass merely defines your lack of fundamental
| drinking nomenclature. Then you compound that stroll into abysmal
| ignorance... by extolling your idiocy in preaching to your betters!

So sorry to hear that Russians knock back drink glasses . . . But, good
try!

|
| If you're going to playact being a drinker you have some work to do . . .
|
| My work is plainly visible by the decimated bottles of overproof rum....
| while your assumptions as as vapid as your self proclaimed proficency in the
| affairs of Men!

Speaking of proficiency (note spelling), your self-proclaimed (note hyphen) spelling and grammar (assumptions as???) leave somewhat
to be desired. A real gentleman can still
function at an acceptable level drunk or sober.

|
| Soooo freaking transparent you pretenders!
|
| I just kicked your carbonated, girly drink guzzling, feeble, candy ass.....
| clear into the poison ivy patch.... you worthless, unproven, n00b!

In your dreams pretender!

|
| Get used to lookin' up to me... it's gonna be a long road!!

If you would further treat with me without looking the fool
perhaps you should take that long road to matriculation.

Freaking Canadians are no challenge. No challenge at all . . .


Yours,
RWE

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. -- unknown

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"Maxprop" wrote in message
nk.net...

"Scout" wrote in message
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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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I drink only grain alcohol and rainwater.

Didcha ever see a Commie drink water?

I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist
indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist
conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Isn't that a direct quote by Major Bat Guano in "Dr. Strangelove?"

Max

Close enough!

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Ralph Waldo Emerson wrote:


Freaking Canadians are no challenge. No challenge at all . . .

Mooron is not a Canadian, he may not vote in Federal Elections, he is
not encumbered by the responsibilities of citizenship.

Cheers
Marty

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Right! But remember that the average life expectancy of a Russian man is now
only 59 years.

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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Thom... if you think about it.... Russians drink pure grain alcohol..
Vodka!
But even those Commie Comrades don't dilute it with water of any sort. Let
that be a lesson to him...

Even as a professional drinker of high repute... I respect those Ruskies
and
their ability of knocking back a half dozen high balls of warm vodka!

CM

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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message

It's very girly of you to identify a drink by the glass it goes in, rather
than the contents of the glass.

Which is what I was pointing out to the n00b that waltzed in here. I mean
seriously.... the idiot must be on Crack.... to not realize that a high ball
is a glass and thus a measure of volume.... the vodka was evidently what was
going in it.

Real men don't drink out of glasses.

I'll drink out of what ever suits me .. and bruck no opinion from you as
to weather it should be bottle, breast or goblet!

Aside
from your abode being littered with empty rum bottles, is there also a
plethora of little umbrellas and swizzle sticks?

Allow me to point out here... that the only person associating girly drinks
with alcohol consumption... is You!

Little pirate swords to
stick through the olive? I bet you mix a mean Tom Collins you swishy boy!

Gin & Tonic?? Yeah I got no problems with that. A nice Martini... certainly
nothing to refuse. A snifter of Cocgnac and a fine Cuban Cigar.... sounds
good to me. Overproof Rum, neat in a shotglass... love the taste.
A fruit punch with alcohol and decorated with umbrellas and sliced fruit...
better be wrapped in a long slinky strawberry blonde



I've got chunks of guys like you in my STOOL!

You're not supposed to consume dynamite......

....and Crantz.. seriously dude, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings by laying
such a beating on your new friend the n00b. He should have taken a bite at
someone less imposing and truculent. You know... work his way up the ladder
rather than make a foolish leap for the brass ring in my hand. Tell him to
try Ganzy for a warm up ... then maybe baby step up to slap Binary Billy
around.

CM-

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Spelling Nazi.....

CM-

"Ralph Waldo Emerson" wrote in message
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:9iGng.96557$S61.61067@edtnps90...
|
| "Ralph Waldo Emerson" wrote in message
|
| Mooron is a good name for you, sir. But, why not spell it "moron" and
be
| done with it?
|
| Because I don't pander to the idiocy of the intellectually breft ...

Or the intellectually bereft?

|
| For your information, a highball (note the one-word spelling) is an
| alcohol drink
| mixed with water or carbonated beverage. So if the Ruskies drink
vodka
| straight
| up (which means no water or carbonated beverage) they are NOT drinking
| highballs.
|
| Your ignorance is only exceeded by your idiocy.
| Where do I begin..... Your misinformed theory that a High Ball is a
type of
| drink as oppose to a type of glass merely defines your lack of
fundamental
| drinking nomenclature. Then you compound that stroll into abysmal
| ignorance... by extolling your idiocy in preaching to your betters!

So sorry to hear that Russians knock back drink glasses . . . But, good
try!

|
| If you're going to playact being a drinker you have some work to do .
. .
|
| My work is plainly visible by the decimated bottles of overproof rum....
| while your assumptions as as vapid as your self proclaimed proficency in
the
| affairs of Men!

Speaking of proficiency (note spelling), your self-proclaimed (note
hyphen) spelling and grammar (assumptions as???) leave somewhat
to be desired. A real gentleman can still
function at an acceptable level drunk or sober.

|
| Soooo freaking transparent you pretenders!
|
| I just kicked your carbonated, girly drink guzzling, feeble, candy
ass.....
| clear into the poison ivy patch.... you worthless, unproven, n00b!

In your dreams pretender!

|
| Get used to lookin' up to me... it's gonna be a long road!!

If you would further treat with me without looking the fool
perhaps you should take that long road to matriculation.

Freaking Canadians are no challenge. No challenge at all . . .


Yours,
RWE

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. -- unknown

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"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 25 Jun 2006 23:34:47 GMT, "Capt.Mooron"

wrote:

Thom... if you think about it.... Russians drink pure grain alcohol..
Vodka!

Potatoes are a grain?

Yeah, I think RWE has you slammed and hog-tied pretty thoroughly.

The problem is... you're groping at straws and playing semantics. One
mentally retarded n00b claiming a high ball is a drink and another magically
appears to nit pik nomenclature he hasn't the grasp to employ.

http://www.waytogoidaho.com/

CM-

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 25 Jun 2006 23:34:47 GMT, "Capt.Mooron"

wrote:

Thom... if you think about it.... Russians drink pure grain alcohol..
Vodka!

Potatoes are a grain?

Yeah, I think RWE has you slammed and hog-tied pretty thoroughly.

The problem is... you're groping at straws and playing semantics. One
mentally retarded n00b claiming a high ball is a drink and another
magically appears to nit pik nomenclature he hasn't the grasp to employ.

http://www.waytogoidaho.com/

CM-

I believe Mr. Noob can quite readily take care of himself. Just look at the
record.

Amen!