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Ralph Waldo Emerson June 26th 06 12:43 AM

Coffee & Alcohol; Max & CM
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:r4Fng.14911$B91.4727@edtnps82...
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| "Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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| Crantz's Statement:I drink only grain alcohol and rainwater-----Nothing
| new. Bootlegger's have been drinking " Booze & Branch" for years. More
| with damaged minds and bodies than Fluoridated water drinkers
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| Thom... if you think about it.... Russians drink pure grain alcohol.. Vodka!
| But even those Commie Comrades don't dilute it with water of any sort. Let
| that be a lesson to him...
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| Even as a professional drinker of high repute... I respect those Ruskies and
| their ability of knocking back a half dozen high balls of warm vodka!
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| CM
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|

Mooron is a good name for you, sir. But, why not spell it "moron" and be done with it?

For your information, a highball (note the one-word spelling) is an alcohol drink
mixed with water or carbonated beverage. So if the Ruskies drink vodka straight
up (which means no water or carbonated beverage) they are NOT drinking
highballs.

If you're going to playact being a drinker you have some work to do . . .

Soooo freaking transparent you pretenders!

Yours,
RWE

On life's vast ocean diversely we sail,
Reason the card, but passion is the gale.
- Alexander Pope, Essay on Man

Bob Crantz June 26th 06 01:07 AM

Coffee & Alcohol; Max & CM
 

"Ralph Waldo Emerson" wrote in message
reenews.net...

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:r4Fng.14911$B91.4727@edtnps82...
|
| "Thom Stewart" wrote in message
|
| Crantz's Statement:I drink only grain alcohol and
rainwater-----Nothing
| new. Bootlegger's have been drinking " Booze & Branch" for years. More
| with damaged minds and bodies than Fluoridated water drinkers
|
| Thom... if you think about it.... Russians drink pure grain alcohol..
Vodka!
| But even those Commie Comrades don't dilute it with water of any sort.
Let
| that be a lesson to him...
|
| Even as a professional drinker of high repute... I respect those Ruskies
and
| their ability of knocking back a half dozen high balls of warm vodka!
|
| CM
|
|

Mooron is a good name for you, sir. But, why not spell it "moron" and be
done with it?

For your information, a highball (note the one-word spelling) is an
alcohol drink
mixed with water or carbonated beverage. So if the Ruskies drink vodka
straight
up (which means no water or carbonated beverage) they are NOT drinking
highballs.

If you're going to playact being a drinker you have some work to do . . .

Soooo freaking transparent you pretenders!

Yours,
RWE

On life's vast ocean diversely we sail,
Reason the card, but passion is the gale.
- Alexander Pope, Essay on Man


Took Mooron off right at the knees.
Glory!



Capt.Mooron June 26th 06 01:57 AM

Coffee & Alcohol; Max & CM
 

"Ralph Waldo Emerson" wrote in message

Mooron is a good name for you, sir. But, why not spell it "moron" and be
done with it?


Because I don't pander to the idiocy of the intellectually breft ...

For your information, a highball (note the one-word spelling) is an
alcohol drink
mixed with water or carbonated beverage. So if the Ruskies drink vodka
straight
up (which means no water or carbonated beverage) they are NOT drinking
highballs.


Your ignorance is only exceeded by your idiocy.
Where do I begin..... Your misinformed theory that a High Ball is a type of
drink as oppose to a type of glass merely defines your lack of fundamental
drinking nomenclature. Then you compound that stroll into abysmal
ignorance... by extolling your idiocy in preaching to your betters!

If you're going to playact being a drinker you have some work to do . . .


My work is plainly visible by the decimated bottles of overproof rum....
while your assumptions as as vapid as your self proclaimed proficency in the
affairs of Men!

Soooo freaking transparent you pretenders!


I just kicked your carbonated, girly drink guzzling, feeble, candy ass.....
clear into the poison ivy patch.... you worthless, unproven, n00b!

Get used to lookin' up to me... it's gonna be a long road!!

CM-




Capt.Mooron June 26th 06 02:01 AM

Coffee & Alcohol; Max & CM
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message

Took Mooron off right at the knees.


I believe your view has been occluded by a New Moon.

Glory!


Indeed...

CM-



Bob Crantz June 26th 06 02:32 AM

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:9mGng.96591$S61.91084@edtnps90...

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message

Took Mooron off right at the knees.


I believe your view has been occluded by a New Moon.

Glory!


Indeed...

CM-

I think Ralph has just driven a bus over you. "To the moon, Alice!"

Amen!



Maxprop June 26th 06 03:56 AM

Coffee & Alcohol; Max & CM
 

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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Hey Guys,

Just read an interesting article on Coffee.

In a study of more than 125,000 people, one cup of coffee per day cut
the risk of alcoholic cirrhosis by 20 percent. Four cups per day reduced
the risk by 80 percent. The coffee effect held true for women and men of
various ethnic backgrounds.
It is unclear whether it is the caffeine or some other ingredient in
coffee that provides the protection, said study co-author Dr. Arthur
Klatsky of the Kaiser Permanente Division of Research in Oakland, Calif

So, CM, Have a Cup of Coffee with that "Eye Opener" and Max, a shot of
Rum in that morning Cup isn't a bad way to start the Day;


In a subliminal way I think I've always known this. :-)

Thanks, Thom--vindication is always best served hot with a dollop of rum.

Max



Maxprop June 26th 06 03:58 AM

Coffee & Alcohol; Max & CM
 

"Scout" wrote in message
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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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I drink only grain alcohol and rainwater.

Didcha ever see a Commie drink water?


I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist
indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist
conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.


Isn't that a direct quote by Major Bat Guano in "Dr. Strangelove?"

Max



Maxprop June 26th 06 03:58 AM

Coffee & Alcohol; Max & CM
 

"Scout" wrote in message
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"katy" wrote in message
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Bob Crantz wrote:
"Scout" wrote in message
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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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I drink only grain alcohol and rainwater.

Didcha ever see a Commie drink water?
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist
indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist
conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.


Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why there are
studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar,
milk... ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream? You know
when fluoridation first began? Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen
forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war commie
conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious isn't it? A foreign substance
is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of
the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your
hard-core commie works.


Grand Rapids, Mi was the first with fluoridated water...I know this
because there was a big sign on a building by the xway proclaiming that
fact....we lived out in the country so had well water and had to do the
foam cup filled with grape fluoride stuff at school...commies have
caries...capitalists don't....



Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
But I... I do deny them my essence.


Now I know it is.

Max



Capt.Mooron June 26th 06 04:19 AM

Coffee & Alcohol; Max & CM
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message

I think Ralph has just driven a bus over you. "To the moon, Alice!"


Now you're just being a spineless Suck Hole!!!!

CM-





Bob Crantz June 26th 06 04:29 AM

Coffee & Alcohol; Max & CM
 
Gen Jack Ripper
"Maxprop" wrote in message
nk.net...

"Scout" wrote in message
...
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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I drink only grain alcohol and rainwater.

Didcha ever see a Commie drink water?


I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist
indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist
conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.


Isn't that a direct quote by Major Bat Guano in "Dr. Strangelove?"

Max





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