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katy June 14th 06 10:54 PM

My Swimming Skills
 
Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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I've had lots of experiences of the close up and personal with bears,
also. Was trapped in a UP outhouse for several hours while one traipsed
around outside...was one of the high points of my life (NOT...even 3
minutes in a primitive outhouse is 3 too many...)....


That wasn't a bear--that was just Marv.

Max


snort coulda been...he still cooped up in his floating xodo?

katy June 14th 06 10:56 PM

My Swimming Skills
 
Maxprop wrote:
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Scotty wrote:
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Bears aren't nearly as scary as sharks. I'd rather be
around a bear
than a shark any day. (except for polar bears..they're a
different
story...)

I worry about bare sharks.

Scotty


I guess in the long run, I'd rather just have a heart attack in my bed one
night or drop dead in the street....


I'm more likely to die on A-dock from an overdose of rum.

Max


That's probably quite an accurate prediction...better be careful...think
of who may give you mouth-to-mouth...

Capt.Mooron June 15th 06 12:30 AM

My Swimming Skills
 
Absolutely correct statement..... and obviously from someone experienced in
the wilderness.

CM

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
. ..
I've dealt with bears on a daily basis. If you run at black bears and shoo
them they run away. Once has a troublesome bear ripping open the dumpster
and turning it over every night. I went after it at night with the bow and
hit it with a few archery blunts. I've hunted and shot a few.

Avoid bears with cubs and grizzlies. Out in the Cascades you can't see
bears as easily as in the Rockies. Usually the cub will shoot up a tree
and you know the mother is right below. Steer clear of it.

The most trouble I've ever had is with domestic dogs. I've been bitten
several times especially when on a bike. Wild animals are the least of
your worries.





Scotty June 15th 06 01:15 AM

My Swimming Skills
 


"katy" wrote in message


I guess in the long run, I'd rather just have a heart

attack in my bed one
night ....



Me too, while I'm having sex at age 98.
;)





Maxprop June 15th 06 03:46 AM

My Swimming Skills
 

"katy" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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I've had lots of experiences of the close up and personal with bears,
also. Was trapped in a UP outhouse for several hours while one traipsed
around outside...was one of the high points of my life (NOT...even 3
minutes in a primitive outhouse is 3 too many...)....


That wasn't a bear--that was just Marv.

Max

snort coulda been...he still cooped up in his floating xodo?


Now he has a 15' Boston Whaler with a 60hp 4-stroke outboard. He and Roni
spend a lot more time on that than on the 42. Or didn't you know they
bought a 42 footer?

Max



Maxprop June 15th 06 03:47 AM

My Swimming Skills
 

"katy" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Scotty wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Bears aren't nearly as scary as sharks. I'd rather be
around a bear
than a shark any day. (except for polar bears..they're a
different
story...)

I worry about bare sharks.

Scotty


I guess in the long run, I'd rather just have a heart attack in my bed
one night or drop dead in the street....


I'm more likely to die on A-dock from an overdose of rum.

Max

That's probably quite an accurate prediction...better be careful...think
of who may give you mouth-to-mouth...


Niki or Skye. No one else would, except, perhaps, my wife.

Max



Maxprop June 15th 06 03:47 AM

My Swimming Skills
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
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"katy" wrote in message


I guess in the long run, I'd rather just have a heart

attack in my bed one
night ....



Me too, while I'm having sex at age 98.


With a 114 year old?

Max



Maxprop June 15th 06 03:48 AM

My Swimming Skills
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:s_0kg.54998$S61.54754@edtnps90...
Absolutely correct statement..... and obviously from someone experienced
in the wilderness.


Ya think Mr. Crantz eats raw kidney, too?

Max



Scotty June 15th 06 04:09 AM

My Swimming Skills
 

"Maxprop" wrote in message
nk.net...

"Scotty" wrote in message
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"katy" wrote in message


I guess in the long run, I'd rather just have a heart

attack in my bed one
night ....



Me too, while I'm having sex at age 98.


With a 114 year old?


Two 57s.





Capt. JG June 15th 06 04:56 AM

My Swimming Skills
 
Bzzzzt... four 28-1/2 year olds.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scotty" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message
nk.net...

"Scotty" wrote in message
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"katy" wrote in message


I guess in the long run, I'd rather just have a heart
attack in my bed one
night ....


Me too, while I'm having sex at age 98.


With a 114 year old?


Two 57s.








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