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Bob Crantz June 14th 06 03:51 PM

My Swimming Skills
 
http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks...elariskdog.htm



katy June 14th 06 04:15 PM

My Swimming Skills
 
Bob Crantz wrote:
http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks...elariskdog.htm


Relatively there are less attacks by dog on man than shark on man
becasue of the exposure level...how many sharks do you encounter on a
day to day basis vs dogs? Work out percentages....

Scotty June 14th 06 06:26 PM

My Swimming Skills
 

"Swab Rob" wrote
But to me the shark is a real "monster." It's just as

frightening as
any movie monster, perhaps worse in that it inhabits our

dreams as well
as nightmares.



Hoo boy! this is priceless . frightened by movie monsters?
Shark nightmares?

This could help explain some of dip****s' behavioral
problems.

SV



Joe June 14th 06 06:28 PM

My Swimming Skills
 

Scotty wrote:
"Swab Rob" wrote
But to me the shark is a real "monster." It's just as

frightening as
any movie monster, perhaps worse in that it inhabits our

dreams as well
as nightmares.



Hoo boy! this is priceless . frightened by movie monsters?
Shark nightmares?

This could help explain some of dip****s' behavioral
problems.

SV


Also.... it might explain that big lump in his diaper!

Joe


Scotty June 14th 06 06:40 PM

My Swimming Skills
 

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com..
..

Scotty wrote:
"Swab Rob" wrote
But to me the shark is a real "monster." It's just as

frightening as
any movie monster, perhaps worse in that it inhabits

our
dreams as well
as nightmares.



Hoo boy! this is priceless . frightened by movie

monsters?
Shark nightmares?

This could help explain some of dip****s' behavioral
problems.

SV


Also.... it might explain that big lump in his diaper!


that's BB.



Maxprop June 14th 06 10:27 PM

My Swimming Skills
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"Swab Rob" wrote
But to me the shark is a real "monster." It's just as

frightening as
any movie monster, perhaps worse in that it inhabits our

dreams as well
as nightmares.



Hoo boy! this is priceless . frightened by movie monsters?
Shark nightmares?


Don't forget that sharks probably look far scarier on a 13" B&W than on a
big screen in color.

Max



Maxprop June 14th 06 10:28 PM

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OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:29:08 -0400, katy
scribbled thusly:

Bears aren't nearly as scary as sharks. I'd rather be around a bear
than a shark any day. (except for polar bears..they're a different
story...)


You know what I see as the difference?

A shark that will attack and kill you is usually fairly big.
They chomp you in half, or take a limb and swim off.
You die quite quickly and with little or no pain as shock takes care
of that pretty fast.

A bear, will devour you piece by little piece as you squirm under him,
held solidly by those claws.

Me, I'll take the quick way.


Knock yourself out. I'll opt for neither.

Max



Maxprop June 14th 06 10:30 PM

My Swimming Skills
 

"katy" wrote in message
...


I've had lots of experiences of the close up and personal with bears,
also. Was trapped in a UP outhouse for several hours while one traipsed
around outside...was one of the high points of my life (NOT...even 3
minutes in a primitive outhouse is 3 too many...)....


That wasn't a bear--that was just Marv.

Max



Maxprop June 14th 06 10:32 PM

My Swimming Skills
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"katy" wrote in message
...
Bears aren't nearly as scary as sharks. I'd rather be

around a bear
than a shark any day. (except for polar bears..they're a

different
story...)



I worry about bare sharks.


It's those bears with big, shark claws that bother me.

Max



Maxprop June 14th 06 10:32 PM

My Swimming Skills
 

"katy" wrote in message
...
Scotty wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...
Bears aren't nearly as scary as sharks. I'd rather be

around a bear
than a shark any day. (except for polar bears..they're a

different
story...)



I worry about bare sharks.

Scotty


I guess in the long run, I'd rather just have a heart attack in my bed one
night or drop dead in the street....


I'm more likely to die on A-dock from an overdose of rum.

Max




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