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OT- sufferin' fuel price shock??
"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:bu42g.3920$fL.3147@edtnps90... "Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ... I'd buy a diesel version if it was available in the US. 95mpg is fabulous. I was looking them over at the local Mercedes dealership here. The turbo diesel sits on the back axle and it's a rear wheel drive. 6 speed stick or paddle shift. It's a cool little car. I was pricing one of the convertible models with leather seats, A/C, power windows etc.... 23K Cdn. I think that's about $3,247 US. It's the fuel and manoeuvrability aspect for in city driving that really caught my interest. It's the inability to run at normal road speeds for long that caught my attention. Max |
OT- sufferin' fuel price shock??
"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:cI42g.4006$fL.548@edtnps90... "Maxprop" wrote in message Put a "USA Sucks" bumper sticker on that toy and drive it around Texas, pardner. That's a stupid idea Max... everyone knows Texans are illiterate! Maybe you meant .....tie a clubbed seal to the back and drag the carcass thru California? I was thinking more like tying a clubbed Cannuck to the rear bumper and dragging him through downtown Manhattan. You'd probably get a Nobel prize for something-or-other for that. Max |
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"LLoyd Bonafide" wrote in message ... "Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:6yX1g.1396$FY1.1338@clgrps12... "Bob Crantz" wrote in message . .. "Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:hKW1g.3456$fL.1082@edtnps90... This is what I'm lookin' at buyin'...... http://www.thesmart.ca/index.cfm?ID=4720 It's gay. Higher gas prices will mean less dependence on foreign oil, incentives for new technologies and people will drive less. I don't understand why the liberals are crying. ... it's 4ltrs/100km at 70mph with 6 speed paddle shifter & a 40hp diesel engine. Excellent crash test rating and polymer exchangeable body panels. I already have a sufficient fleet of V8, V6 4x4 and all wheel trucks/SUVs. I want a small car that's cheap on fuel.... this thing is fricken Cool! I watched one of these negotiate traffic the other day and find a place to park in a full lot. The guy got to the booze store and was back on the road before I even made the turn into the parking lot. It isn't and won't be available in the USA ...and Liberals always cry! CM I concur. I have a manly pickup truck for hauling ammunition and animal carcasses and a 44 mpg hwy compact for driving to the florist and gay bars. Would someone mind explaining why LP was attracted to self-admitted gay Mr. Crantz? Max |
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:sk52g.4263$fL.2594@edtnps90... "LLoyd Bonafide" wrote in message I concur. I have a manly pickup truck for hauling ammunition and animal carcasses and a 44 mpg hwy compact for driving to the florist and gay bars. Nothing like a truck to run American anti-sealing activists off the road... but since being gay is legal up here... we don't have "Gay Bars". It's legal down here, too. Oh, wait--I'll bet you didn't mean shooting 'em. Never mind. Max |
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"John Cairns" wrote in message et... "Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:hKW1g.3456$fL.1082@edtnps90... This is what I'm lookin' at buyin'...... http://www.thesmart.ca/index.cfm?ID=4720 Asked my 15 yr. old what he thought, and he said it looked "pretty gay".......... That'll clinch the deal for Mooron. Max |
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Why don't you act like a man and buy a motorcycle!
SV "Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:bu42g.3920$fL.3147@edtnps90... "Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ... I'd buy a diesel version if it was available in the US. 95mpg is fabulous. I was looking them over at the local Mercedes dealership here. The turbo diesel sits on the back axle and it's a rear wheel drive. 6 speed stick or paddle shift. It's a cool little car. I was pricing one of the convertible models with leather seats, A/C, power windows etc.... 23K Cdn. It's the fuel and manoeuvrability aspect for in city driving that really caught my interest. CM |
OT- sufferin' fuel price shock??
"John Cairns" wrote in message Asked my 15 yr. old what he thought, and he said it looked "pretty gay".......... Are you saying your son is gay???? CM |
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"Maxprop" wrote in message It's the inability to run at normal road speeds for long that caught my attention. Hmmmmm.... they drove one across Canada at highway speeds. You shouldn't have any problems since your country is smaller. CM |
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"Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:cI42g.4006$fL.548@edtnps90... "Maxprop" wrote in message Put a "USA Sucks" bumper sticker on that toy and drive it around Texas, pardner. That's a stupid idea Max... everyone knows Texans are illiterate! Maybe you meant .....tie a clubbed seal to the back and drag the carcass thru California? I was thinking more like tying a clubbed Cannuck to the rear bumper and dragging him through downtown Manhattan. You'd probably get a Nobel prize for something-or-other for that. Violence seems a trait you Americans hold dear.... but hate to see anyone else employ. CM |
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"Maxprop" wrote in message Would someone mind explaining why LP was attracted to self-admitted gay Mr. Crantz? Don't be 'jelious' Max.... Mr. Crantz no doubt appears Manly in any endeavour he pursues.... take pride in the fact you look gay in every pursuit you undertake. CM - Club a Seal... Save a Cod |
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"Maxprop" wrote in message That'll clinch the deal for Mooron. Although I applaud John helping his son out of the closet at such an early age....and I have no doubt young Mr. Cairns has sufficient estrogen content to qualify as effeminate... please keep in mind that I look manly even doing needle point and floral arrangements. CM |
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"Scotty" wrote in message Why don't you act like a man and buy a motorcycle! Cause I can only drive a bike for 4 months up here and my dog likes to hang it's head out the window and bark. plus if I need to go for a motorbike ride... I'll borrow one of my biker friend's machines. CM |
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CM.
The local Chyrler/whatever Dealer had one on display; I thought it was a Damn Golf Kart. I don't think I'd have the nerve to drive one on Route 5 with the 18 wheelers doing 65mph, but the Air Motor sure is the answer to the Gasoline Problem and it can compress the air on household power. http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage |
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in please keep in mind that I look manly even doing needle point and floral arrangements. Right you are there Mooron! That's because manly men can do whatever they want and don't give a crap to what others think! Gotta go, time to put icing on a cake! Amen! |
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OzOne wrote in message Expalin. CNN Documentry.... Dire warnings of the American addiction to oil and the fact that China is becoming a bigger oil consumer... Global warming... one bad storm and a terrorist attack in the middle east on oil refineries could bring the USA machine to it's knees due to little effort expended on alternate fuel and the American preoccupation with large vehicles... on to Canada being one of the USA's larger suppliers but not to count on the fact that China won't buy all Canadian oil available... on to Brazil having 90% of it's vehicles run on ethanol.... all quite entertaining CM |
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"Mys Terry" wrote in message We do it so much better. No... you simply do it more often..... CM |
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"Mys Terry" wrote in message ... On Fri, 21 Apr 2006 22:32:08 GMT, "Capt.Mooron" wrote: "John Cairns" wrote in message Asked my 15 yr. old what he thought, and he said it looked "pretty gay".......... Are you saying your son is gay???? CM Mooron seems to be spending a lot of time trying to deflect accusations he's gay. Is that another behavior he learned from Ganzy? .... are you saying Ganz is GAY?????? CM- |
OT- sufferin' fuel price shock??
"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:66d2g.5548$fL.3436@edtnps90... "Maxprop" wrote in message It's the inability to run at normal road speeds for long that caught my attention. Hmmmmm.... they drove one across Canada at highway speeds. You shouldn't have any problems since your country is smaller. AND we actually pave our roads down here. Max |
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:M7d2g.5549$fL.132@edtnps90... "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:cI42g.4006$fL.548@edtnps90... "Maxprop" wrote in message Put a "USA Sucks" bumper sticker on that toy and drive it around Texas, pardner. That's a stupid idea Max... everyone knows Texans are illiterate! Maybe you meant .....tie a clubbed seal to the back and drag the carcass thru California? I was thinking more like tying a clubbed Cannuck to the rear bumper and dragging him through downtown Manhattan. You'd probably get a Nobel prize for something-or-other for that. Violence seems a trait you Americans hold dear.... but hate to see anyone else employ. We had great mentors to the north. Max |
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:Xff2g.5318$Fd6.3875@edtnps82... "Mys Terry" wrote in message We do it so much better. No... you simply do it more often..... Only when necessary, like when you show up at the border. We refer to you undocumented Cannucks as Icebacks. Max |
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:zhd2g.5552$fL.198@edtnps90... "Maxprop" wrote in message That'll clinch the deal for Mooron. Although I applaud John helping his son out of the closet at such an early age....and I have no doubt young Mr. Cairns has sufficient estrogen content to qualify as effeminate... please keep in mind that I look manly even doing needle point and floral arrangements. What a manly pursuit--needle point and floral arrangements. Do you and your knitting circle have a show and tell? Max |
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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message ... "Capt.Mooron" wrote in please keep in mind that I look manly even doing needle point and floral arrangements. Right you are there Mooron! That's because manly men can do whatever they want and don't give a crap to what others think! Gotta go, time to put icing on a cake! Don't forget the little pink posies. Max |
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:dld2g.5554$fL.2687@edtnps90... "Scotty" wrote in message Why don't you act like a man and buy a motorcycle! Cause I can only drive a bike for 4 months up here That's a mouthful--most telling. What a wimp. We ride in sub-zero temps here. and my dog likes to hang it's head out the window and bark. Why don't you just club it and skin it alive, allowing it to die a painful, lingering death. Then you won't have to deal with its canine idiosyncracies any longer. You can buy a bike and be a real man. Oh wait, I forgot, you won't ride in temps below 40 degrees. Never mind. plus if I need to go for a motorbike ride... I'll borrow one of my biker friend's machines. And what does Bubba or Scarface require of you for such favors?? ("Bend over and grab your ankles, pretty boy.") Max |
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"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... CM. The local Chyrler/whatever Dealer had one on display; I thought it was a Damn Golf Kart. Nah--no place for clubs, Thom. I don't think I'd have the nerve to drive one on Route 5 with the 18 wheelers doing 65mph, but the Air Motor sure is the answer to the Gasoline Problem and it can compress the air on household power. Mooron can compress air just by eating beans. Max |
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:iL42g.4025$fL.378@edtnps90... "Scout" wrote in message Thanks for doing the math Bart. I don't understand why they can't put the specifications in the correct, American terminology. I understand you guys have the special "AutoCad- 'Imperial' ver.10 now. :-) Did you need the conversion to "Chains" & "Spans"???? I tried installing the AutoCAD Cubits calculator, but I have the wrong version abacus. Scout |
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"Mys Terry" wrote in message Well. maybe not as gay as you, but he's trying hard to catch up. Your new car choice really set him back in the competition. Being somewhat cooler and manly than you, He'll probably start looking for a vintage ISO or BMW Isetta, or Fiat 500/600. Look BB... I'd luv to sit and chat with you on the merits of your Mary Kay Pink Cadillac vs your CJ5... but I have a floral arrangement just screaming for adjustment.... Hmmmm Maybe it's the vase!! CM |
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"Maxprop" wrote in message That's a mouthful--most telling. What a wimp. We ride in sub-zero temps here. Yes well..... we find snowmobiles much more effective in the snow. Why don't you just club it and skin it alive, allowing it to die a painful, lingering death. Then you won't have to deal with its canine idiosyncracies any longer. The only people buying dog pelts are Americans... and considering your current deficit.... the market value is way down. You can buy a bike and be a real man. Oh wait, I forgot, you won't ride in temps below 40 degrees. Never mind. Yes Max... we often laugh at Americans driving motorbikes in the snow.... that's why we invented snowmobiles... and ride them at -40 degrees. And what does Bubba or Scarface require of you for such favors?? ("Bend over and grab your ankles, pretty boy.") My My... you seem to have such a tendency to associate everything with homosexuality. You and Binary Bill seem to have much in common! CM- |
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:UHo2g.5790$Fd6.126@edtnps82... "Mys Terry" wrote in message Well. maybe not as gay as you, but he's trying hard to catch up. Your new car choice really set him back in the competition. Being somewhat cooler and manly than you, He'll probably start looking for a vintage ISO or BMW Isetta, or Fiat 500/600. Look BB... I'd luv to sit and chat with you on the merits of your Mary Kay Pink Cadillac vs your CJ5... but I have a floral arrangement just screaming for adjustment.... Hmmmm Maybe it's the vase!! CM Make sure you add sweetener to the vase water and not the lo-cal type! Then swish it all around! |
OT- sufferin' fuel price shock??
"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:X2f2g.5315$Fd6.3619@edtnps82... OzOne wrote in message Expalin. CNN Documentry.... Dire warnings of the American addiction to oil and the fact that China is becoming a bigger oil consumer... Global warming... one bad storm and a terrorist attack in the middle east on oil refineries could bring the USA machine to it's knees due to little effort expended on alternate fuel and the American preoccupation with large vehicles... Yeah, that's something I just don't get. All these puffed up SUVs, women driving Hummers to the grocery store! SV |
OT- sufferin' fuel price shock??
"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:oif2g.5320$Fd6.4864@edtnps82... "Mys Terry" wrote in message ... On Fri, 21 Apr 2006 22:32:08 GMT, "Capt.Mooron" wrote: "John Cairns" wrote in message Asked my 15 yr. old what he thought, and he said it looked "pretty gay".......... Are you saying your son is gay???? CM Mooron seems to be spending a lot of time trying to deflect accusations he's gay. Is that another behavior he learned from Ganzy? ... are you saying Ganz is GAY?????? Ever hear the expression, ''that goes without saying''? SV |
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:Gy42g.3948$fL.1998@edtnps90... "Scotty" wrote in message Smart Canada? Isn't that an oxymoron, Mooron? Hmmmmm.... Lets see.... we got more oil than youse guys, better beer than youse guys... and from what I understand our women folk are really good lookin'.. :-) Yes, some of them are. Those are the ones coming down hear to marry Merican men. SV |
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:dld2g.5554$fL.2687@edtnps90... "Scotty" wrote in message Why don't you act like a man and buy a motorcycle! Cause I can only drive a bike for 4 months up here and my dog likes to hang it's head out the window and bark. plus if I need to go for a motorbike ride... I'll borrow one of my biker friend's machines. ''motorbike'' sounds so gay. |
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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message . .. "Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:UHo2g.5790$Fd6.126@edtnps82... "Mys Terry" wrote in message Well. maybe not as gay as you, but he's trying hard to catch up. Your new car choice really set him back in the competition. Being somewhat cooler and manly than you, He'll probably start looking for a vintage ISO or BMW Isetta, or Fiat 500/600. Look BB... I'd luv to sit and chat with you on the merits of your Mary Kay Pink Cadillac vs your CJ5... but I have a floral arrangement just screaming for adjustment.... Hmmmm Maybe it's the vase!! CM Make sure you add sweetener to the vase water and not the lo-cal type! Then swish it all around! Thank You Bob... I took your advise and the results were positively amazing... the blooms are vibrant and the whole piece now looks fresh and quite alluring. BB would be 'jelious' if he saw it..... I think I'll complete my needlepoint project tonight.... it's a fabulous piece with a skull and cross bones motif... underlined with the words.." No Trespassing - Final Notice - Violators Assumed Armed & Hostile - We Respond Accordingly"..... Maybe I'll knit BB a nice seat blanket for his CJ5... what do you suggest... something Pink? CM- |
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Capt.Mooron wrote:
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message . .. "Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:UHo2g.5790$Fd6.126@edtnps82... "Mys Terry" wrote in message Well. maybe not as gay as you, but he's trying hard to catch up. Your new car choice really set him back in the competition. Being somewhat cooler and manly than you, He'll probably start looking for a vintage ISO or BMW Isetta, or Fiat 500/600. Look BB... I'd luv to sit and chat with you on the merits of your Mary Kay Pink Cadillac vs your CJ5... but I have a floral arrangement just screaming for adjustment.... Hmmmm Maybe it's the vase!! CM Make sure you add sweetener to the vase water and not the lo-cal type! Then swish it all around! Thank You Bob... I took your advise and the results were positively amazing... the blooms are vibrant and the whole piece now looks fresh and quite alluring. BB would be 'jelious' if he saw it..... I think I'll complete my needlepoint project tonight.... it's a fabulous piece with a skull and cross bones motif... underlined with the words.." No Trespassing - Final Notice - Violators Assumed Armed & Hostile - We Respond Accordingly"..... Maybe I'll knit BB a nice seat blanket for his CJ5... what do you suggest... something Pink? CM- You should make that needlepoint pillow cover reversible so that when females come calling you can flip it over with some "come hither' message. Also, if you really want your bouquet to last and last, snip an inch of each stem every day when you refresh the water...this allows the flowers to keep drinking and to stay fresh...You're foing very well at this... |
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"katy" wrote in message You should make that needlepoint pillow cover reversible so that when females come calling you can flip it over with some "come hither' message. Also, if you really want your bouquet to last and last, snip an inch of each stem every day when you refresh the water...this allows the flowers to keep drinking and to stay fresh...You're foing very well at this... Thank-you Kitty... Excellent Advise as always! CM |
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Capt.Mooron wrote:
"katy" wrote in message You should make that needlepoint pillow cover reversible so that when females come calling you can flip it over with some "come hither' message. Also, if you really want your bouquet to last and last, snip an inch of each stem every day when you refresh the water...this allows the flowers to keep drinking and to stay fresh...You're foing very well at this... Thank-you Kitty... Excellent Advise as always! CM Do you have plans for all these newfound skills? |
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COOL!
Maybe some knock-off wheels would look good. Would the 1966 Corvette knock-off fit? http://www.cars-on-line.com/19919.html My Dad had a white split-window coupe. "Joe" wrote Thanks! Its a 1961, and since it's a classic I do not have to deal with emissions inspections. I was thinking of dropping a 289 in her, but with the way gas is going I'm keeping the 144. Going to get it painted back to the original Poppie Red and white. Also just got a set of original spinner hubcaps. It's great around town but tops out at 60 on the highway.... unless you draft on a motor home or semitruck. Joe |
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25 strangest deaths.
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/115623.html "Joe" wrote in message ups.com... You otta look at one of these mooron http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/112614.jpg Joe |
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Damn, at full speed you could drive six hours on a gallon.
rt Senior" .@. wrote in message ... I'd buy a diesel version if it was available in the US. 95mpg is fabulous. |
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It's a city car?
"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:bu42g.3920$fL.3147@edtnps90... "Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ... I'd buy a diesel version if it was available in the US. 95mpg is fabulous. I was looking them over at the local Mercedes dealership here. The turbo diesel sits on the back axle and it's a rear wheel drive. 6 speed stick or paddle shift. It's a cool little car. I was pricing one of the convertible models with leather seats, A/C, power windows etc.... 23K Cdn. It's the fuel and manoeuvrability aspect for in city driving that really caught my interest. CM |
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