Allow me to interpret this Bobsprit Speak...

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

There is no mugger, not one anywhere, who would even think of taking me
on. [Locked securely in his Tribeca during the daylight hours ]

Only victims get mugged,[Duh!!!] which means you have to have a victim
mentality. [Read - Bobsprit dosen't go out after dark]

It has nothing to do with size or fighting ability either. [ Not when your
packin' a balanced pair or six shooters with opposite rifling]

Like I said, people who carry or own a gun think they need one because
they're weak. [ Read -Bobsprit can shoot off his mouth but can't shoot a
gun]

I don't need a gun because I can take care of myself. [ read- Bobsprit
knows how to hide and runaway... a lot]

It doesn't surprise me that a guy who owns a phoney baloney cruising
boat also thinks people need guns.[Read- Suzanne won't let me play with
anything sharper than a butter knife and refuses to buy me a gun because I
can't shoot well enough to hit the broad side of a barn while locked
inside]

CM-