I took liberty to add a modicum of reality to your post....

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

No, my ability to time an incoming burger was my weapon. At 6'3 225 lbs
I was a small bouncer, but I had really good speed for any size burger and
knew how to tie up an attack of Big Macs and get it out the door.
My best weapon was knowing how to calm people down and earn my pay of a
double CheeseBurger an hour.

Bobsprit... what's your personal capsize ratio? At what angle does your pear
shaped body reach critical heel?? 21 degrees?
You should give serious consideration to a pair of Dan Wesson .454 SuperMags
in balanced belt holsters worn low to drop the CG and face it... you're way
too fat to outrun a mugger these days! Start Packin' like a man... walk
tall!

CM

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:4Ce0g.91840$%H.25046@clgrps13...
I took liberty to add a modicum of reality to your post....

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

No, my ability to time an incoming burger was my weapon. At 6'3 225 lbs
I was a small bouncer, but I had really good speed for any size burger
and
knew how to tie up an attack of Big Macs and get it out the door.
My best weapon was knowing how to calm people down and earn my pay of a
double CheeseBurger an hour.

Bobsprit... what's your personal capsize ratio? At what angle does your
pear shaped body reach critical heel?? 21 degrees?
You should give serious consideration to a pair of Dan Wesson .454
SuperMags in balanced belt holsters worn low to drop the CG and face it...
you're way too fat to outrun a mugger these days! Start Packin' like a
man... walk tall!

CM

NYC, he can't even legally own a handgun. Now in MI, he can not only easily
own one, he can legally CARRY one just about everywhere in the state.

John Cairns

you're way
too fat to outrun a mugger these days! Start Packin' like a man...
walk
tall!


There is no mugger, not one anywhere, who would even think of taking me
on. Only victims get mugged, which means you have to have a victim
mentality. It has nothing to do with size or fighting ability either.
Like I said, people who carry or own a gun think they need one because
they're weak. I don't need a gun because I can take care of myself.
It doesn't surprise me that a guy who owns a phoney baloney cruising
boat also thinks people need guns.

RB
35s5
NY

Allow me to interpret this Bobsprit Speak...

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

There is no mugger, not one anywhere, who would even think of taking me
on. [Locked securely in his Tribeca during the daylight hours ]

Only victims get mugged,[Duh!!!] which means you have to have a victim
mentality. [Read - Bobsprit dosen't go out after dark]

It has nothing to do with size or fighting ability either. [ Not when your
packin' a balanced pair or six shooters with opposite rifling]

Like I said, people who carry or own a gun think they need one because
they're weak. [ Read -Bobsprit can shoot off his mouth but can't shoot a
gun]

I don't need a gun because I can take care of myself. [ read- Bobsprit
knows how to hide and runaway... a lot]

It doesn't surprise me that a guy who owns a phoney baloney cruising
boat also thinks people need guns.[Read- Suzanne won't let me play with
anything sharper than a butter knife and refuses to buy me a gun because I
can't shoot well enough to hit the broad side of a barn while locked
inside]

CM-

Only victims get mugged,[Duh!!!] which means you have to have a victim



I didn't expect you to understand. In most cases you need two things
for a mugging.
1) The mugger
2) Someone who can be mugged.
If you carry yourself properly you cannot be mugged. Period. So why
carry a gun for something that won't happen?

RB
35s5
NY

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
Only victims get mugged,[Duh!!!] which means you have to have a victim



I didn't expect you to understand. In most cases you need two things
for a mugging.
1) The mugger
2) Someone who can be mugged.

Absolute BRILLIANCE!!

If you carry yourself properly you cannot be mugged. Period. So why
carry a gun for something that won't happen?

If you mean by "carry yourself"... restricting your movement to peak
daylight hours.... security terminals at both departure and arrival
points..... maintain travel to within patrolled areas.... securing yourself
within a lockable enclosure during the night.... then you've proved you have
a victim's mentality. Much like a sheep!

CM-

If you mean by "carry yourself"... restricting your movement to peak
daylight hours....



No, Mooron, but have you ever heard of "Carry yourself" used in the
regard of a time and place? I can't find any reference for it in that
usage. Maybe you can point us to it. Here's yet another basic English
lesson for Mooron!

American Heritage Dictionary; Carried-Transitive
An act or demeanor exhibited by an individual. (He carried himself with
great confidence.)

Mooron, is there ANY way you can get that hook out of your silly mouth?


RB
35s5
NY

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in

I didn't expect you to understand. In most cases you
need two things
for a mugging.
1) The mugger
2) Someone who can be mugged.

Absolute BRILLIANCE!!

3) A place for the mugging to happen
4) A reason to mug

Not to worry;
3) Bob never goes anywhere
4) Bob looks like an escapee from a mental ward.