"Joe" wrote in message
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Thats nothing, I snuck (sailed)up on a powerboat drifting across the
lake.
Low and behold she was going down on him like Pamela Anderson on Tommy
Lee, I think she saw me but just kept on going.
Of course I had to make a loud tack to stir thing up :0)

You mean to *startle* the young lady. The poor schmuck's lucky he didn't
get something bitten off by your callous action. g

Max