A virile, young Italian sailor (.asa content) was relaxing at his favourite bar,
when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the
point where he invited her back to his apartment, and after some small talk,
they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant
interlude, he asked with a smile, "So...yousa finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No-oh." Surprised, the young man
reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly
and there are screams of passion. The rooting ends, and again, the young man
smiles, and again he asks, "Yousa finish?" And again, after a short pause, she
returns his smile, cuddles closer to him, and softly says, "No-oh."

Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young man reaches
for the woman yet again using the last of his strength, he barely manages it,
but they end together, screaming, bucking, clawing, and ripping the bed sheets.
The exhausted man falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he
looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks again, "Yousa finish?"

Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear, "Oh no, I Norwegian."

Now the child molestor is a Snitch.

A step up for Butt Breath.

Joe

"Mys Terry" wrote
Hey Vito

Jonathan Ganz has taken credit for your joke without mentioning you at all at
netfunny.com

Dassa OK ... I plagerized it myself.

"Mys Terry" wrote in message

Do you have to practice being an idiot or does it come naturally? Jon
Ganz is not only a gay blade like yourself, but he is the king of all
usenet snitches. Just ask Mooron!

I have never attributed any but the following to Jon Ganz.... that he is a
whiny, cowardly, gay, back stabbing, suck hole of a little weasel with the
morals of a **** fly and the mental aptitude of a carrot. Cockroaches garner
more respect than Ganz.

....and you can't call Joe an idiot.... he's a Texan and as such your
statement is redundant.

CM

In article GQ%Tf.7479$_Q.6301@edtnps89,
Capt.Mooron wrote:

"Mys Terry" wrote in message

Do you have to practice being an idiot or does it come naturally? Jon
Ganz is not only a gay blade like yourself, but he is the king of all
usenet snitches. Just ask Mooron!

I have never attributed any but the following to Jon Ganz.... that he is a
whiny, cowardly, gay, back stabbing, suck hole of a little weasel with the
morals of a **** fly and the mental aptitude of a carrot. Cockroaches garner
more respect than Ganz.

...and you can't call Joe an idiot.... he's a Texan and as such your
statement is redundant.

The only reasons Mooron can't is because he has a selective memory and
lots and lots of anger. He repeatedly claims that I got him booted off
usenet, but here he is posting away. He also claims that I got him
booted off because he calls me gay in every single one of his posts. I
have categorically denied this, which is, as some of you know, a rare
thing for me to do for most things, but he just can't be man enough to
admit when he's wrong. I would say that he's just obsessed with me,
but the evidence is overwhelming that he's angry with the whole
world. Practically every one of his posts is filled with seething.

Poor pathetic Mooron really deserves our pity.

--
Capt. JG @@
www.sailnow.com

In article ,
Vito wrote:
"Mys Terry" wrote
Hey Vito

Jonathan Ganz has taken credit for your joke without mentioning you at all at
netfunny.com

Dassa OK ... I plagerized it myself.

Now that's funny. Just so you know that Terry is a guy pretending to
be a woman, who's pretending to be a guy. He's also a liar and a
stalker.





--
Capt. JG @@
www.sailnow.com

Quit Stalking me you Homo!!!

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

The only reasons Mooron can't is because he has a selective memory and
lots and lots of anger. He repeatedly claims that I got him booted off
usenet, but here he is posting away. He also claims that I got him
booted off because he calls me gay in every single one of his posts. I
have categorically denied this, which is, as some of you know, a rare
thing for me to do for most things, but he just can't be man enough to
admit when he's wrong. I would say that he's just obsessed with me,
but the evidence is overwhelming that he's angry with the whole
world. Practically every one of his posts is filled with seething.

Poor pathetic Mooron really deserves our pity.

--
Capt. JG @@
www.sailnow.com

What's the matter Mooron, can't you take the truth? You really need to get
help.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
newsq1Uf.13$B_1.11@edtnps89...
Quit Stalking me you Homo!!!

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

The only reasons Mooron can't is because he has a selective memory and
lots and lots of anger. He repeatedly claims that I got him booted off
usenet, but here he is posting away. He also claims that I got him
booted off because he calls me gay in every single one of his posts. I
have categorically denied this, which is, as some of you know, a rare
thing for me to do for most things, but he just can't be man enough to
admit when he's wrong. I would say that he's just obsessed with me,
but the evidence is overwhelming that he's angry with the whole
world. Practically every one of his posts is filled with seething.

Poor pathetic Mooron really deserves our pity.

--
Capt. JG @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
What's the matter Mooron, can't you take the truth? You really need to get
help.

He doesn't need help--he's a *real* man. He eats raw seal.

Max

So, it's true?

"Capt. JG" wrote ...
What's the matter Mooron, can't you take the truth?

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt.Mooron" wrote...
Quit Stalking me you Homo!!!