A virile, young Italian sailor (.asa content) was relaxing at his favourite bar,
when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the
point where he invited her back to his apartment, and after some small talk,
they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant
interlude, he asked with a smile, "So...yousa finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No-oh." Surprised, the young man
reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly
and there are screams of passion. The rooting ends, and again, the young man
smiles, and again he asks, "Yousa finish?" And again, after a short pause, she
returns his smile, cuddles closer to him, and softly says, "No-oh."

Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young man reaches
for the woman yet again using the last of his strength, he barely manages it,
but they end together, screaming, bucking, clawing, and ripping the bed sheets.
The exhausted man falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he
looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks again, "Yousa finish?"

Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear, "Oh no, I Norwegian."