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katy March 22nd 06 03:21 AM

Why Canada's Baseball Team is So Good
 
Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...
DSK wrote:
Martin Baxter wrote:
Huh? If it's global warming, Green Peace is full of ****, if it's seals
then Green Peaces' line is Gospel?

Right.

One of the funniest things about neoconservatives is that they live in a
constant state of self-contradiction.


Would you deny the noble Red Man his traditional way of living?

Yes.

After all, I'm not being allowed to continue my traditional and culurally
hallowed way of life. Why should anybody else, dammit?

DSK

I concur....if the noble Red Man can do what he wants, then I should be
able to partake in certain Druidic sacrificial rituals....


You already do, Katy. I once witnessed you performing such a Druidic ritual
on a swan on the end of a finger pier. g

Max


That wasn't Druidic...that was communicating....I always talk to
birds..they like me and I like them....
Did you see me having a conversation with the heron? BTW, I believe
Roni has a picture of one of my bird conversations somewhere....

katy March 22nd 06 04:00 AM

Why Canada's Baseball Team is So Good
 
Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...
Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...
DSK wrote:
Martin Baxter wrote:
Huh? If it's global warming, Green Peace is full of ****, if it's
seals
then Green Peaces' line is Gospel?

Right.

One of the funniest things about neoconservatives is that they live in
a constant state of self-contradiction.


Would you deny the noble Red Man his traditional way of living?

Yes.

After all, I'm not being allowed to continue my traditional and
culurally hallowed way of life. Why should anybody else, dammit?

DSK

I concur....if the noble Red Man can do what he wants, then I should be
able to partake in certain Druidic sacrificial rituals....
You already do, Katy. I once witnessed you performing such a Druidic
ritual on a swan on the end of a finger pier. g

Max

That wasn't Druidic...that was communicating....I always talk to
birds..they like me and I like them....
Did you see me having a conversation with the heron? BTW, I believe Roni
has a picture of one of my bird conversations somewhere....


She does. Say, do those birds talk back? If so, what are they saying?

(I wish you were still here to tell them to quit crapping on my dock.)

Max


Of course they do...we discuss the weather, the condition of the
lake, and whether the fishing is any good. We also discuss their
vactions. Birds are fascinating conversationalist if you just listen.

Maxprop March 22nd 06 11:05 AM

Why Canada's Baseball Team is So Good
 

"katy" wrote in message
...
Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...
Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...
DSK wrote:
Martin Baxter wrote:
Huh? If it's global warming, Green Peace is full of ****, if it's
seals
then Green Peaces' line is Gospel?

Right.

One of the funniest things about neoconservatives is that they live
in a constant state of self-contradiction.


Would you deny the noble Red Man his traditional way of living?

Yes.

After all, I'm not being allowed to continue my traditional and
culurally hallowed way of life. Why should anybody else, dammit?

DSK

I concur....if the noble Red Man can do what he wants, then I should
be able to partake in certain Druidic sacrificial rituals....
You already do, Katy. I once witnessed you performing such a Druidic
ritual on a swan on the end of a finger pier. g

Max
That wasn't Druidic...that was communicating....I always talk to
birds..they like me and I like them....
Did you see me having a conversation with the heron? BTW, I believe
Roni has a picture of one of my bird conversations somewhere....


She does. Say, do those birds talk back? If so, what are they saying?

(I wish you were still here to tell them to quit crapping on my dock.)

Max

Of course they do...we discuss the weather, the condition of the lake, and
whether the fishing is any good. We also discuss their vactions. Birds
are fascinating conversationalist if you just listen.


Yeah, especially the gulls, if you can get a word in edgewise.

"Mine. Mine. Mine."

Max



Joe March 22nd 06 02:24 PM

Why Canada's Baseball Team is So Good
 
Moorons a wimp..All real men in Canaduh eat big brown eye grapes.

http://www.thepolarcircle.com/keywor.../confident.jpg

Joe


katy March 22nd 06 05:35 PM

Why Canada's Baseball Team is So Good
 
Mys Terry wrote:
On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 23:00:44 -0500, katy
wrote:

Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...
Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...
DSK wrote:
Martin Baxter wrote:
Huh? If it's global warming, Green Peace is full of ****, if it's
seals
then Green Peaces' line is Gospel?

Right.

One of the funniest things about neoconservatives is that they live in
a constant state of self-contradiction.


Would you deny the noble Red Man his traditional way of living?

Yes.

After all, I'm not being allowed to continue my traditional and
culurally hallowed way of life. Why should anybody else, dammit?

DSK

I concur....if the noble Red Man can do what he wants, then I should be
able to partake in certain Druidic sacrificial rituals....
You already do, Katy. I once witnessed you performing such a Druidic
ritual on a swan on the end of a finger pier. g

Max
That wasn't Druidic...that was communicating....I always talk to
birds..they like me and I like them....
Did you see me having a conversation with the heron? BTW, I believe Roni
has a picture of one of my bird conversations somewhere....
She does. Say, do those birds talk back? If so, what are they saying?

(I wish you were still here to tell them to quit crapping on my dock.)

Max


Of course they do...we discuss the weather, the condition of the
lake, and whether the fishing is any good. We also discuss their
vactions. Birds are fascinating conversationalist if you just listen.


Katy Sails - Goose Whisperer


If I had been born a couple of centrueis ago, I would have been very
happy as a gooseherd....

Joe March 22nd 06 05:47 PM

Why Canada's Baseball Team is So Good
 
Katy we have a unique Goose episode developing here at the marina.
We have a big almost crippled big badass hissing and honking Goose(he
limps around) here in the marina. He had a one eye gander but some
idiot backed up and ran her over a few weeks ago in the shiyard. He
looked for her for a week or so and found a duck sitting on 11 eggs
along the rocks here by my boat. He is standing guard over the duck
24/7, ran off all the male mallards. I think the duck likes him, lots
of people feed him, and she gets a free ride.

Questions:

Will the ducklings think he is the dad when they hatch?
Should I explain to him what happened to his Gander?
I thought about taking him to the Vet to see if he has something in his
foot, but I'm afraid we would injure him in the attempt. Do they have
Goose sleeping pills I can slip to him in a slice of bread?

Joe


katy March 22nd 06 06:44 PM

Why Canada's Baseball Team is So Good
 
Joe wrote:
Katy we have a unique Goose episode developing here at the marina.
We have a big almost crippled big badass hissing and honking Goose(he
limps around) here in the marina. He had a one eye gander but some
idiot backed up and ran her over a few weeks ago in the shiyard. He
looked for her for a week or so and found a duck sitting on 11 eggs
along the rocks here by my boat. He is standing guard over the duck
24/7, ran off all the male mallards. I think the duck likes him, lots
of people feed him, and she gets a free ride.

Questions:

Will the ducklings think he is the dad when they hatch?


I don't klnow. Mallard drakes aren't known for their parenting
skills...you know that old saying "*eff* a duck"? That's about all
drakes do, eat, crap and have sex. They do not pair or triad bond
like geese do.
Should I explain to him what happened to his Gander?


He already knows. That's what the week of running around looking
for her was. He has moved on after expiating his grief.
I thought about taking him to the Vet to see if he has something in his
foot, but I'm afraid we would injure him in the attempt. Do they have
Goose sleeping pills I can slip to him in a slice of bread?


It's generally against the law in most states to capture a hurt
animal and the vet won't treat it. If you call the DNR, tehy will
most likely kill him. If you're going to be a good samaritan, you
have to do it yourself. And yes, there are drugs that will act on
geese but they are not available to you. He will learn to live with
his infirmity, or he will die. That's the way it's supposed to be
in his world.

Joe

Thanks for caring enough, though, to want to help. When I was a
teenager, my mother had a DNR rescue permit because she worked for
the Humane Society. We raised several batches of abandoned
raccoons, ducklings, squirrels, etc. It is not easy...and they
should always be treated as if they were wild animals with no
attempts to domesticate.

Scotty March 23rd 06 12:25 AM

Why Canada's Baseball Team is So Good
 
Wonder if Max saw this?

http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/natio...3/22/bardot060
322.html

''Last year was one of the most profitable seal hunts ever
in Canada''


SBV



Maxprop March 23rd 06 04:48 AM

Why Canada's Baseball Team is So Good
 

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Moorons a wimp..All real men in Canaduh eat big brown eye grapes.

http://www.thepolarcircle.com/keywor.../confident.jpg

Joe


Nice photo of Mooron, Joe. Where'd you get it?

Max



Maxprop March 23rd 06 04:49 AM

Why Canada's Baseball Team is So Good
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
...
Wonder if Max saw this?

http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/natio...3/22/bardot060
322.html

''Last year was one of the most profitable seal hunts ever
in Canada''


Still haven't seen it--a dialog line said their server was having problems.

Max




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