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Ok, well, I think you've had your chance! :-)

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"Quilljar" wrote in message
...
Capt. JG wrote:
I think you might want to re-read Scotty's post, but first remove

your very dense hat.


But why? You people are giving me a chance to be nice and polite which I
like.


Yrs Quilljar
For three good books to read look at...

http://www.quilljar.btinternet.co.uk/covers.htm
Buy all three books and get them post free to anywhere on the planet.

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Quilljar wrote:
Scotty wrote:
I ordered the 3 books. Two of the books have pages torn out,
near the middle, and the other one is written in french.

SV


If this really is the case Scotty, then please email me and I will take the
books and refund you the money. No problem.



Yrs Quilljar
For three good books to read look at...

http://www.quilljar.btinternet.co.uk/covers.htm
Buy all three books and get them post free to anywhere on the planet.


Gawd...harlequin sailing romances...spare us, O Lord....

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I've read your book and it's a great read. You are quite an accomplished
author. I hope you stick around and join our merry crew. There's lots of
great material for you to write another book, all right here. This group
includes:

A world famous master mariner.

A master marine surveyor.

A noted movie director.

A noted Southern Baptist Minister.

A castaway who lived for years on a desert island.

A Korean War veteran.

A Beverly Sills impersonator.

A windshield expert suffering from anemia.

A jabbering cross eyed Canadian drunkard who wrestles bears and women alike.

A Leyte Gulf veteran

A person with the world's 17th largest beehive hairdo.

A Texan who hates foriegners.

Barry Goldwater.

A Texan who performs exotic dances in a mermaid costume.

People who don't own boats.

People who own boats with swim platforms.

A person searching for love.

Angry, bitter confused people.

Some really nice and intelligent people.

A boiler technician.

And more!

Stick around, welcome aboard!

Lloyd Bonafide

"Quilljar" wrote in message
...
I know I am guilty of mild spamming, but please take no notice of either of
the two posts above as they are a bit naughty and totally inaccurate. I may
be an inexperienced spammer, but I am an experienced writer! Just Google my
name if you need proof.

Yrs,

Christopher Jarman

For three good books to read look at...

http://www.quilljar.btinternet.co.uk/covers.htm
Buy all three books and get them post free to anywhere on the planet.

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There's lots of great material for you to write
another book, all right here.

Well put Lloyd. Or as Jonathan so aptly stated a
few months ago... welcoming a newbie... "Welcome
to this sailing news group... which is the equivalent
of the old wild West of many years ago!"

Out of deference to Mr. Crantz... one could also say
that you have and will be baptized in the fires of lit-
erary Hell if you want to be a player with this bunch.
(smile)

Bill

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Ohhh boy another spelling and grammer Nazi...

If you put more effort in the plot of your books..... and less on
proper grammer, you might not have to push your books on this news
group. Your novels are bottom rack Yrs, if you say different.... then
you're lying through your tooth.

I wish you luck on your books as well Quilljar. I suggest a Leather
Bound Hardback Special Edition when you sell your first million books.

Do you provide free shipping to the USA? Or do you just spam that
message here?

Do you have a Sailboat ?

Joe

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I wish you luck on your books as well Quilljar. I suggest a Leather
Bound Hardback Special Edition when you sell your first million books.

Great Idea!

Do you provide free shipping to the USA? Or do you just spam that
message here?

The books are produced in the USA, and yes there is free shipping for
purchases over $25 US

Do you have a Sailboat ?

I have had several yachts over many years and chartered in the Med and New
Zealand. I sold my last boat, a Westerly Pentland, because of the awful
British weather, (I live near the South Coast). I am a newbie in this NG but
a longtime member of a Flight Simulator group. This seems a friendly crowd,
I cannot claim the boating experience of many of you, but eight years flying
in the Royal Navy makes it a joy having my leg pulled in this amusing way!
My books are intended as light holiday reading, perhaps while cruising!

I have published over twenty non-fiction books during the last seventy
years, so I quite expect my first attempts at fiction to receive a pasting
to begin with. :-)

Yrs Quilljar
For three good books to read look at...

http://www.quilljar.btinternet.co.uk/covers.htm
Buy all three books and get them post free to anywhere on the planet.

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Poor Mr. Crantz got thrown off of his ISP, thanks to someone in this
newsgroup.


Lloyd





wrote in message
oups.com...
There's lots of great material for you to write
another book, all right here.

Well put Lloyd. Or as Jonathan so aptly stated a
few months ago... welcoming a newbie... "Welcome
to this sailing news group... which is the equivalent
of the old wild West of many years ago!"

Out of deference to Mr. Crantz... one could also say
that you have and will be baptized in the fires of lit-
erary Hell if you want to be a player with this bunch.
(smile)

Bill

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wrote:
There's lots of great material for you to write
another book, all right here.

Well put Lloyd. Or as Jonathan so aptly stated a
few months ago... welcoming a newbie... "Welcome
to this sailing news group... which is the equivalent
of the old wild West of many years ago!"

Out of deference to Mr. Crantz... one could also say
that you have and will be baptized in the fires of lit-
erary Hell if you want to be a player with this bunch.
(smile)

Bill

We already have an opera written about us...

http://www.flyingtadpole.com/

Taddy's been busy with some other concerns as of late so I will
invite you to peruse our history as laid out by our poet
laureate...it will give you some idea of what we're about..or were
several years ago...

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Lloyd Bonafide wrote:
Poor Mr. Crantz got thrown off of his ISP, thanks to someone in this
newsgroup.


Lloyd





wrote in message
oups.com...
There's lots of great material for you to write
another book, all right here.

Well put Lloyd. Or as Jonathan so aptly stated a
few months ago... welcoming a newbie... "Welcome
to this sailing news group... which is the equivalent
of the old wild West of many years ago!"

Out of deference to Mr. Crantz... one could also say
that you have and will be baptized in the fires of lit-
erary Hell if you want to be a player with this bunch.
(smile)

Bill



WHAT?!?!?!?! Bob Crantz never did anything to anyone!

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Now that's too bad. He was lots of fun. I doubt it was from anyone here,
since he never did anything to warrant such an action.

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"Lloyd Bonafide" wrote in message
...
Poor Mr. Crantz got thrown off of his ISP, thanks to someone in this
newsgroup.


Lloyd





wrote in message
oups.com...
There's lots of great material for you to write
another book, all right here.

Well put Lloyd. Or as Jonathan so aptly stated a
few months ago... welcoming a newbie... "Welcome
to this sailing news group... which is the equivalent
of the old wild West of many years ago!"

Out of deference to Mr. Crantz... one could also say
that you have and will be baptized in the fires of lit-
erary Hell if you want to be a player with this bunch.
(smile)

Bill