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For anyone interested in sailing these are reommended as great holiday
reads. Forgive this small spam, but I am certain my fellow sailors will like them. -- YrsChristopher Jarman For three good books to read look at... http://www.quilljar.btinternet.co.uk/covers.htm Buy all three books and get them post free to anywhere on the planet. |
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I ordered the 3 books. Two of the books have pages torn out,
near the middle, and the other one is written in french. SV "Joe" wrote in message ups.com... not only are you spam, you are making readers to go to your crappy site without even telling anyone what books your talking about. Pretty ****ty of you Quill jar. I might have been interested in your books but your marketing efforts are so poor as to cast doubt on the quaility of your writing. If you had any imagination you would have found a way to make your spam a converstaion many would be interested in. When I saw your book Boom Crack I thought it was about Capt Neal. But noooooooooooooo... it's a boom full of crack cocaine. (how original) Plus this is not the first time you have spammed the books here. His books are Three recent novels by Christopher Jarman Click on the covers to find out more, or to buy Flotilla is the sequel to Boomcrack.On a sailing holiday to Greece, our hero the resourceful retired admiral links up with an attractive teacher for romance and dashing hijinks around the Ionian Islands. While bumbling Greek pensioners attempt a comical kidnap on Ithaca, the chase ensues for a murderous gang of ruthless Albanians who threaten their holiday idyll. From his retirement home in the future, an ex RAF pilot turned village headmaster, reviews his love life and midlife crisis. A wife plus several gorgeous women of various ethnicities, and wistful insight, cram this amusing tale of romance finally found at ninety. Three ex navy mates and their girl friends are dragged into adventures from the English Channel to Bogota and Majorca when they accidentally stumble on a drug smuggling ring operating within the yachting fraternity. Piracy and cunning fill this exciting, funny thriller. A great holiday read. Return to contents page |
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Scotty wrote:
I ordered the 3 books. Two of the books have pages torn out, near the middle, and the other one is written in french. SV If this really is the case Scotty, then please email me and I will take the books and refund you the money. No problem. Yrs Quilljar For three good books to read look at... http://www.quilljar.btinternet.co.uk/covers.htm Buy all three books and get them post free to anywhere on the planet. |
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I know I am guilty of mild spamming, but please take no notice of either of
the two posts above as they are a bit naughty and totally inaccurate. I may be an inexperienced spammer, but I am an experienced writer! Just Google my name if you need proof. Yrs, Christopher Jarman For three good books to read look at... http://www.quilljar.btinternet.co.uk/covers.htm Buy all three books and get them post free to anywhere on the planet. |
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I think you might want to re-read Scotty's post, but first remove your very
dense hat. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Quilljar" wrote in message ... Scotty wrote: I ordered the 3 books. Two of the books have pages torn out, near the middle, and the other one is written in french. SV If this really is the case Scotty, then please email me and I will take the books and refund you the money. No problem. Yrs Quilljar For three good books to read look at... http://www.quilljar.btinternet.co.uk/covers.htm Buy all three books and get them post free to anywhere on the planet. |
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I tried to e mail him for a refund but all I got was this
reply, ''Go **** yourself stupid american ileterate imbacell''. SV "Capt. JG" wrote in message ... I think you might want to re-read Scotty's post, but first remove your very dense hat. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Quilljar" wrote in message ... Scotty wrote: I ordered the 3 books. Two of the books have pages torn out, near the middle, and the other one is written in french. SV If this really is the case Scotty, then please email me and I will take the books and refund you the money. No problem. Yrs Quilljar For three good books to read look at... http://www.quilljar.btinternet.co.uk/covers.htm Buy all three books and get them post free to anywhere on the planet. |
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Capt. JG wrote:
I think you might want to re-read Scotty's post, but first remove your very dense hat. But why? You people are giving me a chance to be nice and polite which I like. Yrs Quilljar For three good books to read look at... http://www.quilljar.btinternet.co.uk/covers.htm Buy all three books and get them post free to anywhere on the planet. |
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Holy cow batman, just Google Scotty and you find out he's a better
novilist than Quillboy. And you're full fledged spamming, nothing mild about it Chrissy. A BTW my sailing adventure novel was published by S&S, I noticed you had to publish your book. Bwahahahahahahhahahah... How's about you publishing your most exciting chapter here and we will tell you weather its class or trash. Bet your tooooo chicken to! Bwack bwack bwk bwk bwk. Joe |
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How's about you publishing your most exciting chapter here and we will
tell you weather its class or trash. It's not about weather, but there is some weather mentioned. I wish you luck with your book. Yrs Quilljar For three good books to read look at... http://www.quilljar.btinternet.co.uk/covers.htm Buy all three books and get them post free to anywhere on the planet. |
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Hahahaa....
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Scotty" wrote in message ... I tried to e mail him for a refund but all I got was this reply, ''Go **** yourself stupid american ileterate imbacell''. SV "Capt. JG" wrote in message ... I think you might want to re-read Scotty's post, but first remove your very dense hat. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Quilljar" wrote in message ... Scotty wrote: I ordered the 3 books. Two of the books have pages torn out, near the middle, and the other one is written in french. SV If this really is the case Scotty, then please email me and I will take the books and refund you the money. No problem. Yrs Quilljar For three good books to read look at... http://www.quilljar.btinternet.co.uk/covers.htm Buy all three books and get them post free to anywhere on the planet. |
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Ok, well, I think you've had your chance! :-)
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Quilljar" wrote in message ... Capt. JG wrote: I think you might want to re-read Scotty's post, but first remove your very dense hat. But why? You people are giving me a chance to be nice and polite which I like. Yrs Quilljar For three good books to read look at... http://www.quilljar.btinternet.co.uk/covers.htm Buy all three books and get them post free to anywhere on the planet. |
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Quilljar wrote:
Scotty wrote: I ordered the 3 books. Two of the books have pages torn out, near the middle, and the other one is written in french. SV If this really is the case Scotty, then please email me and I will take the books and refund you the money. No problem. Yrs Quilljar For three good books to read look at... http://www.quilljar.btinternet.co.uk/covers.htm Buy all three books and get them post free to anywhere on the planet. Gawd...harlequin sailing romances...spare us, O Lord.... |
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I've read your book and it's a great read. You are quite an accomplished
author. I hope you stick around and join our merry crew. There's lots of great material for you to write another book, all right here. This group includes: A world famous master mariner. A master marine surveyor. A noted movie director. A noted Southern Baptist Minister. A castaway who lived for years on a desert island. A Korean War veteran. A Beverly Sills impersonator. A windshield expert suffering from anemia. A jabbering cross eyed Canadian drunkard who wrestles bears and women alike. A Leyte Gulf veteran A person with the world's 17th largest beehive hairdo. A Texan who hates foriegners. Barry Goldwater. A Texan who performs exotic dances in a mermaid costume. People who don't own boats. People who own boats with swim platforms. A person searching for love. Angry, bitter confused people. Some really nice and intelligent people. A boiler technician. And more! Stick around, welcome aboard! Lloyd Bonafide "Quilljar" wrote in message ... I know I am guilty of mild spamming, but please take no notice of either of the two posts above as they are a bit naughty and totally inaccurate. I may be an inexperienced spammer, but I am an experienced writer! Just Google my name if you need proof. Yrs, Christopher Jarman For three good books to read look at... http://www.quilljar.btinternet.co.uk/covers.htm Buy all three books and get them post free to anywhere on the planet. |
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There's lots of great material for you to write
another book, all right here. Well put Lloyd. Or as Jonathan so aptly stated a few months ago... welcoming a newbie... "Welcome to this sailing news group... which is the equivalent of the old wild West of many years ago!" Out of deference to Mr. Crantz... one could also say that you have and will be baptized in the fires of lit- erary Hell if you want to be a player with this bunch. (smile) Bill |
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Ohhh boy another spelling and grammer Nazi...
If you put more effort in the plot of your books..... and less on proper grammer, you might not have to push your books on this news group. Your novels are bottom rack Yrs, if you say different.... then you're lying through your tooth. I wish you luck on your books as well Quilljar. I suggest a Leather Bound Hardback Special Edition when you sell your first million books. Do you provide free shipping to the USA? Or do you just spam that message here? Do you have a Sailboat ? Joe |
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I wish you luck on your books as well Quilljar. I suggest a Leather
Bound Hardback Special Edition when you sell your first million books. Great Idea! Do you provide free shipping to the USA? Or do you just spam that message here? The books are produced in the USA, and yes there is free shipping for purchases over $25 US Do you have a Sailboat ? I have had several yachts over many years and chartered in the Med and New Zealand. I sold my last boat, a Westerly Pentland, because of the awful British weather, (I live near the South Coast). I am a newbie in this NG but a longtime member of a Flight Simulator group. This seems a friendly crowd, I cannot claim the boating experience of many of you, but eight years flying in the Royal Navy makes it a joy having my leg pulled in this amusing way! My books are intended as light holiday reading, perhaps while cruising! I have published over twenty non-fiction books during the last seventy years, so I quite expect my first attempts at fiction to receive a pasting to begin with. :-) Yrs Quilljar For three good books to read look at... http://www.quilljar.btinternet.co.uk/covers.htm Buy all three books and get them post free to anywhere on the planet. |
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Poor Mr. Crantz got thrown off of his ISP, thanks to someone in this
newsgroup. Lloyd wrote in message oups.com... There's lots of great material for you to write another book, all right here. Well put Lloyd. Or as Jonathan so aptly stated a few months ago... welcoming a newbie... "Welcome to this sailing news group... which is the equivalent of the old wild West of many years ago!" Out of deference to Mr. Crantz... one could also say that you have and will be baptized in the fires of lit- erary Hell if you want to be a player with this bunch. (smile) Bill |
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Lloyd Bonafide wrote:
Poor Mr. Crantz got thrown off of his ISP, thanks to someone in this newsgroup. Lloyd wrote in message oups.com... There's lots of great material for you to write another book, all right here. Well put Lloyd. Or as Jonathan so aptly stated a few months ago... welcoming a newbie... "Welcome to this sailing news group... which is the equivalent of the old wild West of many years ago!" Out of deference to Mr. Crantz... one could also say that you have and will be baptized in the fires of lit- erary Hell if you want to be a player with this bunch. (smile) Bill WHAT?!?!?!?! Bob Crantz never did anything to anyone! |
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Now that's too bad. He was lots of fun. I doubt it was from anyone here,
since he never did anything to warrant such an action. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Lloyd Bonafide" wrote in message ... Poor Mr. Crantz got thrown off of his ISP, thanks to someone in this newsgroup. Lloyd wrote in message oups.com... There's lots of great material for you to write another book, all right here. Well put Lloyd. Or as Jonathan so aptly stated a few months ago... welcoming a newbie... "Welcome to this sailing news group... which is the equivalent of the old wild West of many years ago!" Out of deference to Mr. Crantz... one could also say that you have and will be baptized in the fires of lit- erary Hell if you want to be a player with this bunch. (smile) Bill |
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Poor Mr. Crantz got thrown off of his ISP... Lloyd I'm sorry to hear that. Excuse my computer ignorance but how does one get thrown off their internet service prov- der. Whatever his violation(s) may have been... I can't imagine them having to do with his participation in this newsgroup or for that matter that one of our participants was respons- ible. Wondering what's up???? Bill |
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Don't worry, Bob Crantz assures me he will return. He asked if I would step
in for him until he can return. He is very kind, especially to Korean War Veterans. I'd fight my way off hold anytime for Bob Crantz! Lloyd wrote in message oups.com... Poor Mr. Crantz got thrown off of his ISP... Lloyd I'm sorry to hear that. Excuse my computer ignorance but how does one get thrown off their internet service prov- der. Whatever his violation(s) may have been... I can't imagine them having to do with his participation in this newsgroup or for that matter that one of our participants was respons- ible. Wondering what's up???? Bill |
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"Lloyd Bonafide" wrote in message ... Don't worry, Bob Crantz assures me he will return. He asked if I would step in for him until he can return. He is very kind, especially to Korean War Veterans. I'd fight my way off hold anytime for Bob Crantz! Lloyd wrote in message oups.com... Poor Mr. Crantz got thrown off of his ISP... Lloyd I'm sorry to hear that. Excuse my computer ignorance but how does one get thrown off their internet service prov- der. Whatever his violation(s) may have been... I can't imagine them having to do with his participation in this newsgroup or for that matter that one of our participants was respons- ible. Wondering what's up???? Bill Right you are Lloyd. I've been fighting those demons from hell! I shall return! Amen! |
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Bill, your ISP would determine that you've done something that violates
their acceptable use policy (AUP) or terms of service (TOS), then they remove priviledges from your account, e.g., not allow you to post to newsgroups through their service, refuse to allow you to use email, remove your website from their servers, or any and all of these things, including not allowing you to be their customer. Of course, there are lots of ISPs, so one can usually go to another. I suspect that Lloyd doesn't know what he's talking about, because Crantz is occasionally on topic, almost always interesting, and I can't remember anything he's done that has come close to violating his AUP or TOS with respect to this newsgroup. You have to keep in mind that no one on this (or almost any) newsgroup can be "responsible" for someone being booted. The person in question must do something that their ISP finds objectionable and must be convinced that it wasn't a one-time thing (usually, but not always.. depends on the ISP). -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com wrote in message oups.com... Poor Mr. Crantz got thrown off of his ISP... Lloyd I'm sorry to hear that. Excuse my computer ignorance but how does one get thrown off their internet service prov- der. Whatever his violation(s) may have been... I can't imagine them having to do with his participation in this newsgroup or for that matter that one of our participants was respons- ible. Wondering what's up???? Bill |
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Joe wrote:
The Westerly Pentland was a ketch right? Never had to worry about tipping over at low tide either did ya? You are right. It is a bilge keel ketch. It was called 'Quill'. You're not still in the Royal Navy eh? No, I retired from the Andrew in 1960. I am off to Melbourne next week to stay with an old mate from 50 years ago. Went into teaching, calligraphy and civilian sailing after that. I "recommend" you keep a low profile if you're still in the Oyalr Avyn. I am well retired, so will keep as low a profile as I can, consistent with advertising! -- Yrs Quilljar For three good books to read look at... http://www.quilljar.btinternet.co.uk/covers.htm Buy all three books and get them post free to anywhere on the planet. |
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I have it on good word that Karl Rove got a hold of Bob Crantz's ISP
account. They tried to ship him off to Guantanamo be he used Ju Jitsu on them. I'll report when I find out more. Lloyd "Capt. JG" wrote in message ... Bill, your ISP would determine that you've done something that violates their acceptable use policy (AUP) or terms of service (TOS), then they remove priviledges from your account, e.g., not allow you to post to newsgroups through their service, refuse to allow you to use email, remove your website from their servers, or any and all of these things, including not allowing you to be their customer. Of course, there are lots of ISPs, so one can usually go to another. I suspect that Lloyd doesn't know what he's talking about, because Crantz is occasionally on topic, almost always interesting, and I can't remember anything he's done that has come close to violating his AUP or TOS with respect to this newsgroup. You have to keep in mind that no one on this (or almost any) newsgroup can be "responsible" for someone being booted. The person in question must do something that their ISP finds objectionable and must be convinced that it wasn't a one-time thing (usually, but not always.. depends on the ISP). -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com wrote in message oups.com... Poor Mr. Crantz got thrown off of his ISP... Lloyd I'm sorry to hear that. Excuse my computer ignorance but how does one get thrown off their internet service prov- der. Whatever his violation(s) may have been... I can't imagine them having to do with his participation in this newsgroup or for that matter that one of our participants was respons- ible. Wondering what's up???? Bill |
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Sounds exciting. how did they sail to Bogata?
"Joe" wrote in message ups.com... not only are you spam, you are making readers to go to your crappy site without even telling anyone what books your talking about. Pretty ****ty of you Quill jar. I might have been interested in your books but your marketing efforts are so poor as to cast doubt on the quaility of your writing. If you had any imagination you would have found a way to make your spam a converstaion many would be interested in. When I saw your book Boom Crack I thought it was about Capt Neal. But noooooooooooooo... it's a boom full of crack cocaine. (how original) Plus this is not the first time you have spammed the books here. His books are Three recent novels by Christopher Jarman Click on the covers to find out more, or to buy Flotilla is the sequel to Boomcrack.On a sailing holiday to Greece, our hero the resourceful retired admiral links up with an attractive teacher for romance and dashing hijinks around the Ionian Islands. While bumbling Greek pensioners attempt a comical kidnap on Ithaca, the chase ensues for a murderous gang of ruthless Albanians who threaten their holiday idyll. From his retirement home in the future, an ex RAF pilot turned village headmaster, reviews his love life and midlife crisis. A wife plus several gorgeous women of various ethnicities, and wistful insight, cram this amusing tale of romance finally found at ninety. Three ex navy mates and their girl friends are dragged into adventures from the English Channel to Bogota and Majorca when they accidentally stumble on a drug smuggling ring operating within the yachting fraternity. Piracy and cunning fill this exciting, funny thriller. A great holiday read. Return to contents page |
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Edgar wrote:
Sounds exciting. how did they sail to Bogata? It is. They didn't! But the action moves to Bogata at one point. You really should read it :-) Thanks for your interest. Yrs Quilljar For three good books to read look at... http://www.quilljar.btinternet.co.uk/covers.htm Buy all three books and get them post free to anywhere on the planet. |
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