"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"Lloyd Bonafide" wrote:
How would you like to exchange bodily fluids with me?

Thanks, but no thanks. Your sperm probably looks like tadpoles anyway.
:-)

Actually my sperm resemble octopuses.



I have a large cup of urine.

Cheers, I'm going to open a Rolling Rock.

You like your urine in bottles then. Did the brilliant Capt get you on to
drinking RR's?

Do you like Coors also?


Don't worry my natural bodily fluids have a purity of essence.

I've had surgery to get my virginity back...I think I will keep it that
way! hahaaa

Is it sewn shut?



Lloyd Bonafide

Korean War Veteran.

"Lloyd Bonafide" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Lloyd Bonafide" wrote:
How would you like to exchange bodily fluids with me?

Thanks, but no thanks. Your sperm probably looks like tadpoles anyway.
:-)

Actually my sperm resemble octopuses.

I'm sure you meant to say "octopi"...hmmm, maybe not.
Puses sound much more gross.


I have a large cup of urine.

Cheers, I'm going to open a Rolling Rock.

You like your urine in bottles then.

Nope. I like my *beers* in bottles if there isn't a glass available.
I like to flush my urine, unless I'm in the wilderness. Then I just lean my
back to a tree.

Did the brilliant Capt get you on to drinking RR's?

Yeah. I used to drink Corona's with limes. I still do occassionally when
RR is not available. Funny when I tried them years ago when my uncle was
vice-president of RR I didn't like them at all.

Do you like Coors also?

In a pinch. If I'm in the ocean with nothing else, they don't seem to taste
that bad, especially after the first one.

Don't worry my natural bodily fluids have a purity of essence.

I've had surgery to get my virginity back...I think I will keep it that
way! hahaaa

Is it sewn shut?

Only in my mind...

Lloyd Bonafide

Korean War Veteran.

Wow, you must be really old!

LP (nite, nite)

Funny, but if you didn't realize it, LP is actually a guy. Neal finally
figured it out, and got rid of "her."

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www.sailnow.com

"Lloyd Bonafide" wrote in message
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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:jyMPf.122918$4l5.51507@dukeread05...

"Lloyd Bonafide" wrote:
How would you like to exchange bodily fluids with me?

Thanks, but no thanks. Your sperm probably looks like tadpoles anyway.
:-)

Actually my sperm resemble octopuses.



I have a large cup of urine.

Cheers, I'm going to open a Rolling Rock.

You like your urine in bottles then. Did the brilliant Capt get you on to
drinking RR's?

Do you like Coors also?


Don't worry my natural bodily fluids have a purity of essence.

I've had surgery to get my virginity back...I think I will keep it that
way! hahaaa

Is it sewn shut?



Lloyd Bonafide

Korean War Veteran.

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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Funny, but if you didn't realize it, LP is actually a guy. Neal finally
figured it out, and got rid of "her."

LP is not a guy. What makes you think otherwise?

Lloyd Bonafide

I have it on good authority.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Lloyd Bonafide" wrote in message
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"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
Funny, but if you didn't realize it, LP is actually a guy. Neal finally
figured it out, and got rid of "her."

LP is not a guy. What makes you think otherwise?

Lloyd Bonafide

"Capt. JG" wrote:
I have it on good authority.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Lloyd Bonafide" wrote in message
...

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
Funny, but if you didn't realize it, LP is actually a guy. Neal finally
figured it out, and got rid of "her."

LP is not a guy. What makes you think otherwise?

Lloyd Bonafide


"Capt. JG" wrote:
I have it on good authority.

What authoity is that???? Apparently you haven't seen my latest issue of
Victoria's Secret..