"Lloyd Bonafide" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Lloyd Bonafide" wrote:
How would you like to exchange bodily fluids with me?

Thanks, but no thanks. Your sperm probably looks like tadpoles anyway.
:-)

Actually my sperm resemble octopuses.

I'm sure you meant to say "octopi"...hmmm, maybe not.
Puses sound much more gross.


I have a large cup of urine.

Cheers, I'm going to open a Rolling Rock.

You like your urine in bottles then.

Nope. I like my *beers* in bottles if there isn't a glass available.
I like to flush my urine, unless I'm in the wilderness. Then I just lean my
back to a tree.

Did the brilliant Capt get you on to drinking RR's?

Yeah. I used to drink Corona's with limes. I still do occassionally when
RR is not available. Funny when I tried them years ago when my uncle was
vice-president of RR I didn't like them at all.

Do you like Coors also?

In a pinch. If I'm in the ocean with nothing else, they don't seem to taste
that bad, especially after the first one.

Don't worry my natural bodily fluids have a purity of essence.

I've had surgery to get my virginity back...I think I will keep it that
way! hahaaa

Is it sewn shut?

Only in my mind...

Lloyd Bonafide

Korean War Veteran.

Wow, you must be really old!

LP (nite, nite)