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Nursing at Sea
Tell 'em what you do to monkeys.
Amen! "katy" wrote in message ... DSK wrote: 2 kinds of antibiotic cream an assortment and variety of gauze and telfa bandages band-aids hydrogen peroxide aloe vera gel ACE bandages a few straws (never know when you're going to have to do that emergency trach) aspirin, tylenol, ibuprogen, and some prescription painkillers an EPI pen an assortment of needles and fishing line ( works great on stitching up horses, too) matches Jonathan Ganz wrote: I hope you have the proper medical training to do a tracheotomy, since if you don't and you attempt it, there is a very good probability you'll be sued back to the stone age. katysails wrote: On my husband?????Don't think so.... Are you saying Mr. Sails ain't the suin' kind? Hmm, that would make a good country song... Anyway, as somebody else posted, doing a tracheotomy isn't that hard. Shucks, they gave instructions how to do it on M*A*S*H (one of the only TV shows I've ever watched) and it worked perfectly. DSK Heck, I've assisted at so many vet surgeries that not much fazes me...had to sit on the neck of a filly that jumped a piece of farm equipment in a fit of pique and opened her gut up so wide her intestines fell out....that was a trat..she lived and ended up being a quite satisfactory pet for her owner's kids....jabbing a little old pen knife into someone's neck when they're turning purple wouldn't be hard to do at all... |
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