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Those girls aren't ugly but they aren't stunning either. One is chunky,
two
are Jewish Princesses and the other can only model her legs.

Actually, the leg model was a regular fashion model who hit 30 and it
was over, so she used her stunning legs....and let me tell you...they
are stunning. Great body. She's approaching 40 now and turns heads and
has sailed her own boats too.
The girl you say is "fat" is in fine shape. She just has a huge chest.
I dated 2 of these girls....and they still sail with me. Say what you
want, claim what you will, I see no pretty girls on anyone's boats but
mine. I think Mooron once posted a pic of a nice looking lady, but I
already knew he's a real man.
As for sweet nectar...it's no surprise that you think it's a golden
shower. That's why you have no women aboard or in your life. That's why
I'll you'll whack off to old episodes of Maude tonight, while I'll
enjoy the pleasures of sin and flesh.
And I won't even mention how gay all this talk about trucks and
football is!!!! Oops!
G'night, Bobby me boy!!! I have a nice night ahead.


RB
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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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Those girls aren't ugly but they aren't stunning either. One is chunky,
two
are Jewish Princesses and the other can only model her legs.

Actually, the leg model was a regular fashion model who hit 30 and it
was over, so she used her stunning legs....and let me tell you...they
are stunning. Great body. She's approaching 40 now and turns heads and
has sailed her own boats too.
The girl you say is "fat" is in fine shape. She just has a huge chest.
I dated 2 of these girls....and they still sail with me. Say what you
want, claim what you will, I see no pretty girls on anyone's boats but
mine. I think Mooron once posted a pic of a nice looking lady, but I
already knew he's a real man.
As for sweet nectar...it's no surprise that you think it's a golden
shower. That's why you have no women aboard or in your life. That's why
I'll you'll whack off to old episodes of Maude tonight, while I'll
enjoy the pleasures of sin and flesh.
And I won't even mention how gay all this talk about trucks and
football is!!!! Oops!
G'night, Bobby me boy!!! I have a nice night ahead.


RB
35s5...the boat that gets some!
NY

It's great having no women in one's life. Things are simple and direct.
Trucks, football, guns, machinery - all manly men talk. I scratch my scrotal
area and fart when I please!

Women have too many ducts, tubes and hormones. Stuff goes wrong with them
all the time. They put life into overload. Ever notice how America has gone
downhill since women can vote?

You are simply pussywhipped. Go take your golden nectar shower and whatever
else you get sprayed with! I'm going for a TV dinner and a cold PBR!

Amen!


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"Bob Crantz" wrote:

It's great having no women in one's life. Things are simple and direct.
Trucks, football, guns, machinery - all manly men talk. I scratch my
scrotal area and fart when I please!

Women have too many ducts, tubes and hormones. Stuff goes wrong with them
all the time. They put life into overload. Ever notice how America has
gone downhill since women can vote?

You are simply pussywhipped. Go take your golden nectar shower and
whatever else you get sprayed with! I'm going for a TV dinner and a cold
PBR!

Amen!


OMG! You *really* are Capt. Neal's long lost twin brother!

Lord, help me!

LP


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Things are simple and direct.
Trucks, football, guns, machinery - all manly men talk. I scratch my
scrotal area and fart when I please!



Wow! You're such a loser! You couldn't find a woman that would let you
be a man, or you probably weren't tough enough to remain a man when a
woman was around.
It doesn't surprise me you're alone. This morning you'll be whacking
off to your worn Betamax copy of Woman in Red. Miss the 80's much???

Bwahaahahahahahahaha!


RB
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No, I won in life!


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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Things are simple and direct.
Trucks, football, guns, machinery - all manly men talk. I scratch my
scrotal area and fart when I please!



Wow! You're such a loser! You couldn't find a woman that would let you
be a man, or you probably weren't tough enough to remain a man when a
woman was around.
It doesn't surprise me you're alone. This morning you'll be whacking
off to your worn Betamax copy of Woman in Red. Miss the 80's much???

Bwahaahahahahahahaha!


RB
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"Bob Crantz" wrote:

No, I won in life!


'Fraid to tell you, it isn't over yet....
What did you win? heh

LP



"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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Things are simple and direct.
Trucks, football, guns, machinery - all manly men talk. I scratch my
scrotal area and fart when I please!



Wow! You're such a loser! You couldn't find a woman that would let you
be a man, or you probably weren't tough enough to remain a man when a
woman was around.
It doesn't surprise me you're alone. This morning you'll be whacking
off to your worn Betamax copy of Woman in Red. Miss the 80's much???

Bwahaahahahahahahaha!


RB
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It's great having no women in one's life. Things are simple and direct.

Trucks, football, guns, machinery


Suzanne loves football, used to own her own rifles and sails rather
well. Bob C, you simply struck out for your whole life.
TV dinner??? Yucka! My wife made chilli in the crockpot
yesterday...cooked for 7 hours...YUMM!!!! Now that's a man's meal!!! TV
Dinner???? You watching One Day at a Time episodes with that?

Bwahahahahhahaha!

RB
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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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It's great having no women in one's life. Things are simple and direct.

Trucks, football, guns, machinery


Suzanne loves football, used to own her own rifles and sails rather
well.


Used to own rifles.

Sails with you!

Sounds like she lost out.


Bob C, you simply struck out for your whole life.


At least I stepped up to the plate!

And I got to first base via a bean ball!


TV dinner??? Yucka!


That's how you handle a hungry man - with a man handler!

Fried chicken and mashed potatoes!

PBR!

Belch!



My wife made chilli in the crockpot
yesterday...cooked for 7 hours...YUMM!!!!


Any golden nectar in that?


Now that's a man's meal!!!


No that's "cooking" for someone who can't cook!

Too much fiber in that!



You watching One Day at a Time episodes with that?

No, I watch General Hospital and All My Children. I'm a big Susan Lucci fan
and ever since Kelly Monaco got on GH, I stay riveted to the telly!



Bwahahahahhahaha!


You have no idea on what you're missing out on in life!

I'm a Ghost Girl Magnet!


RB
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Bob C, you simply struck out for your whole life.

At least I stepped up to the plate!


I hit a home run. Pretty wife, beautiful son, nice boat, own 2
properties at age 43 and work 4 hours a day 4 days a week....sailing
with pretty girls this summer on a great boat. When Thomas is 5 or so
we'll be buying a dream boat!
Where is this plate you stepped up to and how did you strike out so
badly?

No that's "cooking" for someone who can't cook!

TV Dinner man speaks! Suzanne is cooking Salmon tonight with her home
made rice-stuffing. Enjoy your hot pockets!

No, I watch General Hospital and All My Children. I'm a big Susan
Lucci fan

That's too gay and pathetic to even be funny on a Scotty Potty level.
Sounds like you didn't just give up, you also rolled over.


RB
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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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No, I watch General Hospital and All My Children. I'm a big

Susan Lucci fan

ha, ha, last week they were calling Peyton Manning the 'Susan
Lucci of the NFL''.
I guess Jake Plumber heard this and got jelious.

Scotty.....Go STEELERS




 
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