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BTW #2 if you're "brokering" boats in the NYC area then you
should know something about this boat.


Yep, former boat of Sherry Carter's who's husband Glen died last
season. She's finally selling it and will let go for cheap. The engine
was replaced two years ago with a rebuild, but she doesn't know it
because it blew when he was aboard with Sylvia Wilkenson, Sherry's half
sister who was once a Rockette for 2 seasons. I'm not pointing any
fingers, but the engine fried after a grounding and Sherry never new
the engine was swapped. You do the math.
The boat is generally solid, though there are a lot of stress cracks in
the cockpit-common for that model. There are also some cracks at the
step due to an overtuned rig, but that happened before Glen had it as
he was a rigger for Shore Inc. before they went under. The interior is
nice, bad bad coffee stain on the starboard settee. Someone etched
their name into the aft-starboard port, which is plastic. Glen tried to
get rid of it with a red-hot butter knife blade and made a mess of it.
It needs to be replaced as it leaks anyway.
I refused the boat for brokerage because Glen got drunk aboard Ghost 5
years ago and got fresh with one of the girls half his age. I felt it
would be wrong to make money on it after that distasteful event and
Sherry is rich from her Home Depot shares anyway.
Hope this helps.


RB
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You would have to get drunk (beer goggles) to go after one of the Ghast
Ghouls!

Amen!

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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BTW #2 if you're "brokering" boats in the NYC area then you
should know something about this boat.


Yep, former boat of Sherry Carter's who's husband Glen died last
season. She's finally selling it and will let go for cheap. The engine
was replaced two years ago with a rebuild, but she doesn't know it
because it blew when he was aboard with Sylvia Wilkenson, Sherry's half
sister who was once a Rockette for 2 seasons. I'm not pointing any
fingers, but the engine fried after a grounding and Sherry never new
the engine was swapped. You do the math.
The boat is generally solid, though there are a lot of stress cracks in
the cockpit-common for that model. There are also some cracks at the
step due to an overtuned rig, but that happened before Glen had it as
he was a rigger for Shore Inc. before they went under. The interior is
nice, bad bad coffee stain on the starboard settee. Someone etched
their name into the aft-starboard port, which is plastic. Glen tried to
get rid of it with a red-hot butter knife blade and made a mess of it.
It needs to be replaced as it leaks anyway.
I refused the boat for brokerage because Glen got drunk aboard Ghost 5
years ago and got fresh with one of the girls half his age. I felt it
would be wrong to make money on it after that distasteful event and
Sherry is rich from her Home Depot shares anyway.
Hope this helps.


RB
35s5
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You would have to get drunk (beer goggles) to go after one of the Ghast

Ghouls!


Yeah! No one would like these girls!!!
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/nuriah.jpg
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/sarasara2.jpg

Bob C., you've never EVER sailed with a pretty girl or enjoyed sweet
nectar at anchor! NEVER EVER!
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/liz22web.jpg

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

RB
35s5
NY

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Those girls aren't ugly but they aren't stunning either. One is chunky, two
are Jewish Princesses and the other can only model her legs.

For you it must be great. As far as sweet nectar goes, I'm not into golden
showers as you are. To each their own. Do you sniff the seat cushions?

With the obesity epidemic, any woman with a concave curve is now considered
ok. Do these woman feel sorry for you? Why would they go on your boat? Are
they colon nurses or something?

Amen!

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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You would have to get drunk (beer goggles) to go after one of the Ghast

Ghouls!


Yeah! No one would like these girls!!!
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/nuriah.jpg
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/sarasara2.jpg

Bob C., you've never EVER sailed with a pretty girl or enjoyed sweet
nectar at anchor! NEVER EVER!
http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/liz22web.jpg

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

RB
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NY



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Those girls aren't ugly but they aren't stunning either. One is chunky,
two
are Jewish Princesses and the other can only model her legs.

Actually, the leg model was a regular fashion model who hit 30 and it
was over, so she used her stunning legs....and let me tell you...they
are stunning. Great body. She's approaching 40 now and turns heads and
has sailed her own boats too.
The girl you say is "fat" is in fine shape. She just has a huge chest.
I dated 2 of these girls....and they still sail with me. Say what you
want, claim what you will, I see no pretty girls on anyone's boats but
mine. I think Mooron once posted a pic of a nice looking lady, but I
already knew he's a real man.
As for sweet nectar...it's no surprise that you think it's a golden
shower. That's why you have no women aboard or in your life. That's why
I'll you'll whack off to old episodes of Maude tonight, while I'll
enjoy the pleasures of sin and flesh.
And I won't even mention how gay all this talk about trucks and
football is!!!! Oops!
G'night, Bobby me boy!!! I have a nice night ahead.


RB
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NY



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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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Those girls aren't ugly but they aren't stunning either. One is chunky,
two
are Jewish Princesses and the other can only model her legs.

Actually, the leg model was a regular fashion model who hit 30 and it
was over, so she used her stunning legs....and let me tell you...they
are stunning. Great body. She's approaching 40 now and turns heads and
has sailed her own boats too.
The girl you say is "fat" is in fine shape. She just has a huge chest.
I dated 2 of these girls....and they still sail with me. Say what you
want, claim what you will, I see no pretty girls on anyone's boats but
mine. I think Mooron once posted a pic of a nice looking lady, but I
already knew he's a real man.
As for sweet nectar...it's no surprise that you think it's a golden
shower. That's why you have no women aboard or in your life. That's why
I'll you'll whack off to old episodes of Maude tonight, while I'll
enjoy the pleasures of sin and flesh.
And I won't even mention how gay all this talk about trucks and
football is!!!! Oops!
G'night, Bobby me boy!!! I have a nice night ahead.


RB
35s5...the boat that gets some!
NY

It's great having no women in one's life. Things are simple and direct.
Trucks, football, guns, machinery - all manly men talk. I scratch my scrotal
area and fart when I please!

Women have too many ducts, tubes and hormones. Stuff goes wrong with them
all the time. They put life into overload. Ever notice how America has gone
downhill since women can vote?

You are simply pussywhipped. Go take your golden nectar shower and whatever
else you get sprayed with! I'm going for a TV dinner and a cold PBR!

Amen!


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"Bob Crantz" wrote:

It's great having no women in one's life. Things are simple and direct.
Trucks, football, guns, machinery - all manly men talk. I scratch my
scrotal area and fart when I please!

Women have too many ducts, tubes and hormones. Stuff goes wrong with them
all the time. They put life into overload. Ever notice how America has
gone downhill since women can vote?

You are simply pussywhipped. Go take your golden nectar shower and
whatever else you get sprayed with! I'm going for a TV dinner and a cold
PBR!

Amen!


OMG! You *really* are Capt. Neal's long lost twin brother!

Lord, help me!

LP


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It's great having no women in one's life. Things are simple and direct.

Trucks, football, guns, machinery


Suzanne loves football, used to own her own rifles and sails rather
well. Bob C, you simply struck out for your whole life.
TV dinner??? Yucka! My wife made chilli in the crockpot
yesterday...cooked for 7 hours...YUMM!!!! Now that's a man's meal!!! TV
Dinner???? You watching One Day at a Time episodes with that?

Bwahahahahhahaha!

RB
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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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It's great having no women in one's life.



but, who washes your dishes?



Trucks, football, guns, machinery -



and motorcycles, don't forget motorcycles.

all manly men talk. I scratch my scrotal
area



My wife does that for me.


and fart when I please!



But you have no one to share it with.




I'm going for a TV dinner and a cold PBR!



TV dinner! ? My wife made me a big plate of wings and a ''Go
Steelers'' cake for the game.

Dessert came later.

Amen!

Scotty


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. That's why you have no women aboard or in your life. That's

why
I'll you'll whack off to old episodes of Maude tonight,


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