"Joe" wrote in message
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Oh Please Scotty, tell us just one story!

Joe


To tell them properly, I need to use my hands.

Scotty

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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Definitely not a myth. I travelled by big rig across the USA a
couple of
times. It happened to us several times.

Took a walk on the wild side, eh?


Ganzy came from San Fran, C A
Hitch-hiked her way across the USA
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
Jon says, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
Hey honey
Take a walk on the wild side

Commode Joe came from out on the Island
In the backroom she was everybody's darlin'
But she always cleaned those heads
Even when she was giving head
She says, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
I Said, Hey baby
Take a walk on the wild side
And the colored girls go
doo do doo do doo do do doo..

Little Booby never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A hustle here and a hustle there
New York City's the place where they say,
Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I said, Hey Joe
Take a walk on the wild side

wrote:
...this to be true or is it trucker folklore?

So what's up with dolls tied to big rigs?

Seahag

"Seahag" wrote in message
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wrote:
...this to be true or is it trucker folklore?

So what's up with dolls tied to big rigs?


So they don't run away.

SV

I call BS! You can type with one hand!

Joe

I need BOTH hands to describe what I saw!

Scotty


"Joe" wrote in message
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I call BS! You can type with one hand!

Joe

"Scotty" wrote:

"Seahag" wrote:

wrote:
...this to be true or is it trucker folklore?

So what's up with dolls tied to big rigs?


So they don't run away.

Well, here's something I found:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/read-now/message/92

I think my Dad does it to torment the local kids!

Seahag

"Seahag" wrote

So what's up with dolls tied to big rigs?


So they don't run away.

Well, here's something I found:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/read-now/message/92

I think my Dad does it to torment the local kids!

I've seen them on trash trucks. Figured the guys saved them from
the dump. I put a wreath on my grill for Christmas, no toys.

Scotty

"j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com

lot. I often hear truckers talking about women who seem to enjoy exposing
their breasts to the truckers ....

Being Sailors, y'all don't understand. The sight and sound of a Harley Davidson
drives women mad with sexual desire and ecstasy. The only way they can avoid
wetting their drawers is to pull their shirt/sweater/whatever up over their head
covering their eyes and ears. You can see this any/all the time at big biker
rallies like Daytona and Sturgis or in Easy Rider magazine. No doubt the
truckers reporting the phenominon were within earshot of a H-D and the lady was
merely protecting her virtue.

No Vito, they're covering their eyes, because a Harley rider is
one ugly, stupid looking MoFo.

Scotty


"Vito" wrote in message
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"j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com

lot. I often hear truckers talking about women who seem to
enjoy exposing
their breasts to the truckers ....

Being Sailors, y'all don't understand. The sight and sound of
a Harley Davidson
drives women mad with sexual desire and ecstasy. The only way
they can avoid
wetting their drawers is to pull their shirt/sweater/whatever
up over their head
covering their eyes and ears. You can see this any/all the
time at big biker
rallies like Daytona and Sturgis or in Easy Rider magazine. No
doubt the
truckers reporting the phenominon were within earshot of a H-D
and the lady was
merely protecting her virtue.