Scotty, at this special time of the year I though it was appropriate to
remind you of how your whole life has amounted to a series of budget
busted failures. You've never owner a good boat, nice home or car...and
you never will. At your age you should be retired and sailing a nice
boat, but you struck out. Lacking imagination, ingenuity or talent,
your whole existence is neatly summed up by the junk you sail....a
Siedlemann 30.
Known to be one of the cheapest poorest quality boats, you bought it
anyway. People in this group, your own friends and others warned
you...and yet you bought it anyway. Well, why not? There's no upgrade
curve for the likes of you. You're the Willy Lohman of the sailing
world, a dime-a-dozen sailor who's best days never came, who finally
ended up in the scrap heap with all the rest. It's a world of "good
enough" for Scotty, a half man who never crawled clear of the barrel.
You own a vessel that's even cheaper than Neal's and everyone knows
it...even if they lack the balls to say it to you.

So merry Christmas, Scotty. You own an awful, ugly and terribly slow
boat. It's actually better looking than Sloco's boat...but barely.
Santa's bringing you more of the same...a lump of coal...and a cheap
one at that.


Ho ho ho ho! Ho ho ho!


Santa RB
35s5...more than you'll ever have!
NY

Capt. Rob wrote:
Scotty, at this special time of the year I though it was appropriate to
remind you of how your whole life has amounted to a series of budget
busted failures. You've never owner a good boat, nice home or car...and
you never will. At your age you should be retired and sailing a nice
boat, but you struck out. Lacking imagination, ingenuity or talent,
your whole existence is neatly summed up by the junk you sail....a
Siedlemann 30.
Known to be one of the cheapest poorest quality boats, you bought it
anyway. People in this group, your own friends and others warned
you...and yet you bought it anyway. Well, why not? There's no upgrade
curve for the likes of you. You're the Willy Lohman of the sailing
world, a dime-a-dozen sailor who's best days never came, who finally
ended up in the scrap heap with all the rest. It's a world of "good
enough" for Scotty, a half man who never crawled clear of the barrel.
You own a vessel that's even cheaper than Neal's and everyone knows
it...even if they lack the balls to say it to you.

So merry Christmas, Scotty. You own an awful, ugly and terribly slow
boat. It's actually better looking than Sloco's boat...but barely.
Santa's bringing you more of the same...a lump of coal...and a cheap
one at that.


Ho ho ho ho! Ho ho ho!


Santa RB
35s5...more than you'll ever have!
NY

It's Seidelmann.

"Gary" wrote in message
news:m%Uqf.54351$2k.37599@pd7tw1no...
Capt. Rob wrote:
Scotty, at this special time of the year I though it was
appropriate to
remind you of how your whole life has amounted to a series of
budget
busted failures. You've never owner a good boat, nice home or
car...and
you never will. At your age you should be retired and sailing
a nice
boat, but you struck out. Lacking imagination, ingenuity or
talent,
your whole existence is neatly summed up by the junk you
sail....a
Siedlemann 30.
Known to be one of the cheapest poorest quality boats, you
bought it
anyway. People in this group, your own friends and others
warned
you...and yet you bought it anyway. Well, why not? There's no
upgrade
curve for the likes of you. You're the Willy Lohman of the
sailing
world, a dime-a-dozen sailor who's best days never came, who
finally
ended up in the scrap heap with all the rest. It's a world of
"good
enough" for Scotty, a half man who never crawled clear of the
barrel.
You own a vessel that's even cheaper than Neal's and everyone
knows
it...even if they lack the balls to say it to you.

So merry Christmas, Scotty. You own an awful, ugly and
terribly slow
boat. It's actually better looking than Sloco's boat...but
barely.
Santa's bringing you more of the same...a lump of coal...and
a cheap
one at that.


Ho ho ho ho! Ho ho ho!


Santa RB
35s5...more than you'll ever have!
NY

It's Seidelmann.

he knows it. It's also knot a 30'.

Scotty

It's Seidelmann garbage.



Yes, I know. I fear Scotty knows it too.


RB
35s5
NY

"Swab Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
It's Seidelmann garbage.



Yes, I know. I fear Scotty.


Gaz wasn't around when you chickened out on our meeting at the
bridge.

Scotty

I was.

I saw you Scotty and your truck stopped on the bridge pkwy siding.
Robert aka the Commode..... aka BB, none of them showed up. It was live
on traffic camera's.

But be careful Scotty... The commode aka Rob has a heart condition and
he may drop dead just fighting his way out of his tight vagina mobile.
Dont hurt him, Fans (boot licken bitches) like him are hard to come
by.

Joe

"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
I was.

I saw you Scotty and your truck stopped on the bridge pkwy
siding.
Robert aka the Commode..... aka BB, none of them showed up. It
was live
on traffic camera's.


I'm really worried now that Commode Bob has found my address.
I've put cardboard up on the bathroom window.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_

"Swab Rob" wrote in message ...
Scotty, at this special time of the year I though it was
appropriate to
remind you of how your whole life has amounted to a series of
budget
busted failures.


Thanks, I was beginning to feel neglected.


You've never owner a good boat,

What about my Hobie 14?

nice home or car...


I've never owned a car, period. All vans and trucks.


At your age you should be retired


retire at 51?


and sailing


I sailed my boat this year. You?


Lacking imagination, ingenuity or talent,
your whole existence is neatly summed up by the junk you
sail....a
Siedlemann 30.


Mostly I lack ambition. I'm very happy with what I have and see
no need for anything more.



It's a world of "good
enough" for Scotty,

Yup, that's what I just wrote.


You own a vessel that's even cheaper than Neal's and everyone
knows
it...


And yet, I'm happy with her.



So merry Christmas, Scotty. You own an awful, ugly and terribly
slow
boat. It's actually better looking than Sloco's boat...but
barely.
Santa's bringing you more of the same...a lump of coal...and a
cheap
one at that.


If that's what I get,fine, I'll live with it.



Ho ho ho ho! Ho ho ho!


Why are you calling Sudsy?



Scotty, I love my boat

What a creep Scotty is. I with him a merry Xmas and he's so low rent he
can't even return the favor.
Shame on Scotty potty!


RB
35s5
NY

Whew, I was starting to get jealous of Loco.

SP

"Swab Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
What a creep Scotty is. I with him a merry Xmas and he's so low
rent he
can't even return the favor.
Shame on Scotty potty!


RB
35s5 the limo version of the Mac26X
NY