Merry Christmas, Scotty
"Gary" wrote in message
news:m%Uqf.54351$2k.37599@pd7tw1no...
Capt. Rob wrote:
Scotty, at this special time of the year I though it was
appropriate to
remind you of how your whole life has amounted to a series of
budget
busted failures. You've never owner a good boat, nice home or
car...and
you never will. At your age you should be retired and sailing
a nice
boat, but you struck out. Lacking imagination, ingenuity or
talent,
your whole existence is neatly summed up by the junk you
sail....a
Siedlemann 30.
Known to be one of the cheapest poorest quality boats, you
bought it
anyway. People in this group, your own friends and others
warned
you...and yet you bought it anyway. Well, why not? There's no
upgrade
curve for the likes of you. You're the Willy Lohman of the
sailing
world, a dime-a-dozen sailor who's best days never came, who
finally
ended up in the scrap heap with all the rest. It's a world of
"good
enough" for Scotty, a half man who never crawled clear of the
barrel.
You own a vessel that's even cheaper than Neal's and everyone
knows
it...even if they lack the balls to say it to you.
So merry Christmas, Scotty. You own an awful, ugly and
terribly slow
boat. It's actually better looking than Sloco's boat...but
barely.
Santa's bringing you more of the same...a lump of coal...and
a cheap
one at that.
Ho ho ho ho! Ho ho ho!
Santa RB
35s5...more than you'll ever have!
NY
It's Seidelmann.
he knows it. It's also knot a 30'.
Scotty
|