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Capt. Rob wrote:
Scotty, at this special time of the year I though it was appropriate to remind you of how your whole life has amounted to a series of budget busted failures. You've never owner a good boat, nice home or car...and you never will. At your age you should be retired and sailing a nice boat, but you struck out. Lacking imagination, ingenuity or talent, your whole existence is neatly summed up by the junk you sail....a Siedlemann 30. Known to be one of the cheapest poorest quality boats, you bought it anyway. People in this group, your own friends and others warned you...and yet you bought it anyway. Well, why not? There's no upgrade curve for the likes of you. You're the Willy Lohman of the sailing world, a dime-a-dozen sailor who's best days never came, who finally ended up in the scrap heap with all the rest. It's a world of "good enough" for Scotty, a half man who never crawled clear of the barrel. You own a vessel that's even cheaper than Neal's and everyone knows it...even if they lack the balls to say it to you. So merry Christmas, Scotty. You own an awful, ugly and terribly slow boat. It's actually better looking than Sloco's boat...but barely. Santa's bringing you more of the same...a lump of coal...and a cheap one at that. Ho ho ho ho! Ho ho ho! Santa RB 35s5...more than you'll ever have! NY It's Seidelmann. |
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![]() "Gary" wrote in message news:m%Uqf.54351$2k.37599@pd7tw1no... Capt. Rob wrote: Scotty, at this special time of the year I though it was appropriate to remind you of how your whole life has amounted to a series of budget busted failures. You've never owner a good boat, nice home or car...and you never will. At your age you should be retired and sailing a nice boat, but you struck out. Lacking imagination, ingenuity or talent, your whole existence is neatly summed up by the junk you sail....a Siedlemann 30. Known to be one of the cheapest poorest quality boats, you bought it anyway. People in this group, your own friends and others warned you...and yet you bought it anyway. Well, why not? There's no upgrade curve for the likes of you. You're the Willy Lohman of the sailing world, a dime-a-dozen sailor who's best days never came, who finally ended up in the scrap heap with all the rest. It's a world of "good enough" for Scotty, a half man who never crawled clear of the barrel. You own a vessel that's even cheaper than Neal's and everyone knows it...even if they lack the balls to say it to you. So merry Christmas, Scotty. You own an awful, ugly and terribly slow boat. It's actually better looking than Sloco's boat...but barely. Santa's bringing you more of the same...a lump of coal...and a cheap one at that. Ho ho ho ho! Ho ho ho! Santa RB 35s5...more than you'll ever have! NY It's Seidelmann. he knows it. It's also knot a 30'. Scotty |
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It's Seidelmann garbage.
Yes, I know. I fear Scotty knows it too. RB 35s5 NY |
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![]() "Swab Rob" wrote in message oups.com... It's Seidelmann garbage. Yes, I know. I fear Scotty. Gaz wasn't around when you chickened out on our meeting at the bridge. Scotty |
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I was.
I saw you Scotty and your truck stopped on the bridge pkwy siding. Robert aka the Commode..... aka BB, none of them showed up. It was live on traffic camera's. But be careful Scotty... The commode aka Rob has a heart condition and he may drop dead just fighting his way out of his tight vagina mobile. Dont hurt him, Fans (boot licken bitches) like him are hard to come by. Joe |
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"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com... I was. I saw you Scotty and your truck stopped on the bridge pkwy siding. Robert aka the Commode..... aka BB, none of them showed up. It was live on traffic camera's. I'm really worried now that Commode Bob has found my address. I've put cardboard up on the bathroom window. -- Scott Vernon Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_ |
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Yall have winders on yer outhouses? Fancy
Joe |
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Yulp, shaped like a crescent moon. Cool, huh?
-- Scott Vernon Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_ "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... Yall have winders on yer outhouses? Fancy Joe |
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