1) If your boat has no swim platform...great for a dinghys, swimming,
family fun and diving...you own JUNK!!!!!!!

2) If your boat is 30 feet LOA or bigger and has a PHRF above
170....you own slow JUNK!!!!!

3) If your boat has bunks 6'6 or shorter you own badly designed
JUNK!!!!!

4) If your boat is 30 feet LOA or larger and lacks a proper aft cabin
you own dated JUNK!!!!

5) If your boat has a puny wheel sized like the one on a Express 30 or
35 you own JUNK!

6) If your boat has a poorly fit interior with a design from 1975, you
own JUNK!!!!

7) If your boat has a tiny head with no room you own JUNK!!!!

8) If your boat's lazerette can't handle a 10' foot dinghy, 5 sail bags
without using half the space you own JUNK!!!!

Let's face it. Most of you are frauds. You bought cheap crappy boats
(Sloco). Or you caved and bought a Trawler (Doug). Or you gave up and
bought a cat (Jeff). Or you own some slow slug-like beast that can't
sail out it's own way and needs a bow thruster to tack.

You own JUNK!!! Who's fault is that? Why didn't you buy something nicer
or faster or bigger? Why didn't you seek out a better quality boat? Is
this the end for your life of sailing, aboard some dated dodo of a
boat?


RB
35s5...part of our steady curve upward to a boat you'll only dream of
owning...Wait! We have that now!
NY